''The Adventures of Ford Fairlane'' is a 1990 American

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directed by

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and written by

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, James Cappe, and Daniel Waters based on a story by Arnott and Cappe. The film stars comedian

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as the title character, Ford Fairlane, a "Rock n' Roll Detective", whose beat is the music industry in

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. True to his name, Ford drives a 1957

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in the film. The film's main character was created by writer Rex Weiner in a series of stories that were published as weekly serials in 1979–80 by the ''New York Rocker'' and the ''LA Weekly''. The stories were published as a book by Rare Bird Books in July 2018.

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produced a prequel miniseries o
the same name
The film was both a commercial and critical failure, being awarded the

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, tying with

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's ''

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''. However,

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's " Cradle of Love" from the soundtrack became one of his biggest hits on the ''Billboard'' Hot 100 (peaking at #2).

Plot

Ford Fairlane is seen sitting on a beach smoking as the film opens. A flashback initiates, showing a roaring crowd at a concert at

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in Morrison, Colorado, given by fictional popular heavy metal band The Black Plague. Lead singer Bobby Black makes an eccentric entrance down a zip-line from Creation Rock onto the stage and begins performing. Shortly into one of the band's songs, Bobby Black starts gagging and collapses dead on stage. After the lead singer of The Black Plague is murdered onstage, shock-jock Johnny Crunch, an old friend who came west with Fairlane, hires Ford to track down a mysterious teenage groupie named Zuzu Petals, who may have a connection to Black's death. Soon after hiring Fairlane, Crunch is electrocuted on the air. The world's hippest detective soon finds himself trading insults with ruthless record executive Julian Grendel, a clueless cop and former disco star, Lt. Amos, a merciless hit man named Smiley and countless ex-girlfriends out for his blood. Aiding and abetting Fairlane is loyal assistant Jazz and a hip record producer at the head of a bizarre lineup of suspects, victims, beautiful women, and a koala as he finds himself hip-deep in the case of his life. The

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of the film is three data CDs which, when read simultaneously, detail the illegal dealings of Julian Grendel, who was getting rich from bootlegging his record company's music and murdered Bobby Black when he found out Black had acquired the CDs with the incriminating evidence. Both of Fairlane's beloved possessions, his house and his car, are blown to bits, courtesy of Grendel. The first disc was with Colleen Sutton, the second with Zuzu Petals, and the third disc was hidden under the star for

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on the

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. It is later revealed that Grendel killed Bobby Black and Johnny Crunch, as he considered them both greedy and stupid because they wanted more money for their involvement in pirating CDs to sell to the highest bidder, making Grendel Records and the rest of the music industry corrupt. However, Fairlane kills Grendel by setting him on fire with a flammable alcoholic milkshake and a cigarette. Jazz leaves Fairlane, knowing how ungrateful he is for everything that has happened. Smiley shows up and plans to kill Ford, but not before revealing that he killed his young neighbor's he Kid'sfather. Ford distracts him and kills Smiley with a sleeve pistol. Jazz and Ford decide to reconcile, while the Kid decides to join their detective agency. Ford wins a million-dollar radio contest and buys a yacht. He sails away with Jazz, the Kid and the koala (now in a neck brace). They're all now one big happy family.

Cast

as Ford Fairlane *

Wayne Newton Carson Wayne Newton (born April 3, 1942) is an American singer and actor. One of the most popular singers in the nation from the mid-to-late 20th-century, Newton remains one of the best-known entertainers in Las Vegas. He is known by the nicknam ...

as Julian Grendel *

Priscilla Presley Priscilla Ann Presley ( Wagner, changed by adoption to Beaulieu; born May 24, 1945) is an American actress and businesswoman. She is the former wife of American singer Elvis Presley, as well as co-founder and former chairwoman of Elvis Presley ...

as Colleen Sutton *

Lauren Holly Lauren Holly (born October 28, 1963) is an American actress. She has played the roles of Deputy Sheriff Maxine Stewart in the television series ''Picket Fences'', NCIS Director Jenny Shepard in the series '' NCIS'', Dr. Betty Rogers on '' Motiv ...

as Jazz *

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as The Kid *

Maddie Corman Maddie Corman (born Madeleine Cornman; August 15, 1970) is an American actress. She has appeared in over 25 films, including ''Seven Minutes in Heaven'', '' Some Kind of Wonderful'', ''The Adventures of Ford Fairlane'' and '' A Beautiful Day in t ...

as Zuzu Petals * David Patrick Kelly as Sam the Sleaze Bag *

Morris Day Morris E. Day (born December 13, 1956) is an American musician and songwriter. He is best known as the lead singer of The Time. Music career Morris Day is best known as the lead singer of The Time, a group associated with Prince. Day and Pri ...

as Don Cleveland *

Robert Englund Robert Barton Englund (born June 6, 1947) is an American actor and director. He is best known for playing the supernatural serial killer Freddy Krueger in the '' Nightmare on Elm Street'' film series. Classically trained at the Royal Academy o ...

as Smiley *

Ed O'Neill Edward Leonard O'Neill (born April 12, 1946) is an American actor and comedian. His roles include Al Bundy on the Fox Network sitcom '' Married... with Children'', for which he was nominated for two Golden Globes, and Jay Pritchett on the a ...

as Lt. Amos *

Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Jeremy Gottfried (February 28, 1955 – April 12, 2022) was an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his exaggerated shrill voice, strong New York accent, and his edgy, often controversial, sense of humor. His numerous r ...

as Johnny Crunch * Vince Neil as Bobby Black *

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and M. Russell Zulke as Punk Gunslingers * Steve White as Detective Benny *

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as Melodi *

Sheila E. Sheila Cecilia Escovedo (born December 12, 1957) better known under the stage name Sheila E., is an American percussionist and singer. She began her career in the mid-1970s as a percussionist and singer for The George Duke Band. After leaving t ...

as Club Singer *

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as Sorority Girl *

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as Josie * Diana Barrows as Sorority Girl *

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as Slam *

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as Himself

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was originally considered for the role of Johnny Crunch.

was originally to play Vince Neil's role, and

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was approached to play Newton's.

Soundtrack

Music being central to the plot of a film about a private detective who specializes in cases arising from the music industry, the soundtrack featured a diverse group of artists. The official soundtrack release featured: # " Cradle of Love" —

# "Sea Cruise" — Dion # "Funky Attitude" —

# "Glad to Be Alive" — Lisa Fischer,

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# "Can't Get Enough" —

Tone Loc Anthony Terrell Smith (born March 3, 1966), better known by his stage name Tone Lōc (), is an American rapper, actor, and producer. He is known for his raspy voice, his hit songs " Wild Thing" and " Funky Cold Medina", for which he was nomin ...

# "Rock 'N Roll Junkie" — Mötley Crüe # "I Ain't Got You" —

# " Last Time in Paris" —

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# "Unbelievable" —

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# " Wind Cries Mary" —

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The film's soundtrack includes Idol's "Cradle of Love", which also appeared on Idol's 1990 album '' Charmed Life''. A number of the musicians featured on the soundtrack also appeared in the film itself, including

, and

(as Slam the Rapper). The members of the fictional band Black Plague are played by professional musicians: Vince Neil, lead singer of Mötley Crüe;

Ozzy Osbourne John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne (born 3 December 1948) is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence during the 1970s as the lead vocalist of the heavy metal band Black Sabbath, during which period he adop ...

bassist

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and drummer

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; and

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guitarist Carlos Cavazzo. Richie Sambora's contribution to the soundtrack was a cover of the

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song "Wind Cries Mary".

's "Unbelievable" samples dialogue from the film, although a phone number given as "1-800-Perfect" is changed to "1-800-Unbelievable". Not appearing on the soundtrack is "Booty Time", the song that

's character performs during the film. Yello is also credited with the film's " music score", and an early cut of their album ''

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'' is used as the film's incidental soundtrack. Barry McIlheney in ''Q'' magazine was critical of the collection and only highlighted the Billy Idol contribution while giving the overall release 2 out 5 stars.

Release

Critical response

The film received generally negative reviews upon release.

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website

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reports an approval rating of 25% based on 32 reviews, with an average rating of 4.3/10. On

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, the film has a 24 out of 100 rating based on 13 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews". Audiences surveyed by

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gave the film a grade "B" on scale of A+ to F.

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gave the film 1 star out of a possible 4, and called the film "loud, ugly and mean-spirited" but he also suggested that Clay had the confidence and screen presence for a successful acting career if he could move beyond his

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Box office

The film was not a financial success during its original theatrical release, making just over $21 million in the U.S. According to Clay, "They pulled my movie...in a week...I was a lightning rod for everything olitically correct.

Awards and nominations

Notes

References

External links

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