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''Talking to Americans'' was a regular feature presented by
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on the Canadian political
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'', which was later spun off into a one-hour special that aired on April 1, 2001 on
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.Dana Gee, "Still talking to Americans: Rick Mercer turns Canadian pastime of making fun of U.S. into hour-long special". ''
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'', April 1, 2001.
The purpose of the skit was to satirize American lack of awareness about Canada, by interviewing Americans on the street and convincing them to agree with ridiculous statements about their northern neighbour. Mercer freely acknowledged that he did not think Americans were collectively stupid; in an interview on ''
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'', Mercer explained that "I'm just looking for the short answer. Some people hem and haw and they seem to be on to me, and of course we don't include them... About 80 per cent of the people give me the right answer, by which of course, I mean the wrong answer." He also acknowledged that it would be entirely possible to put together a similar feature getting Canadians to agree on camera to strange statements on topics they knew little about, with the primary difference being that Mercer couldn't do it himself as Canadians would recognize him. In his 2021 memoir ''Talking to Canadians'', Mercer described the segment as having had its genesis in 1998, when he was in
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to film an unrelated segment for ''22 Minutes''. While waiting to begin filming, he met a
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staffer whose apparent willingness to talk freely about subjects he didn't actually know anything about led to an impromptu filmed interview in which the staffer was asked questions about a fictional presidential summit between
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and
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, and was successfully convinced by Mercer that Canadians were unfamiliar with the concept of
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. On shooting the segment, Mercer wrote in his memoir, “I suppose I had a nagging feeling that 'Talking to Americans' was a tad unsportsmanlike. They didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t just shooting fish in a barrel; it was more like throwing dynamite into a shallow pool. All I had to do was stand there with a net and scoop them up as they floated to the surface, completely oblivious to what was happening to them. And they just kept coming. It really was a great gig.”


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The intent was to satirize perceived American ignorance of Canada and the rest of the world. *persuading Americans to congratulate Canada on legalizing
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or adopting the 24-hour day (then-
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was fooled by this one). *various political controversies involving one or more Canadian
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s. *discussion of then-
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, such as claiming that he was Canada's first Asian Prime Minister or that he just achieved a rare political feat called a "Double Double" (a nickname for a cup of coffee with two scoops of sugar and two creams) in which he received support from both sides of the Canadian parliament. Mercer fooled American TV personalities
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and
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into believing that Chrétien was a small-town mayor who just issued a proclamation to them, while Mercer introduced himself as a journalist named "Jean Chrétien" to game show host
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, who failed to note the identity of the then-Prime Minister. In one of the feature's most famous moments, future President
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failed to correct Mercer when he falsely referred to Chrétien as "Jean Poutine" (see below). *congratulating the Canadian government on building a dome over its "national
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" (apparently a downsized version of the
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made out of
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) to protect it from global warming (one of the interview subjects so fooled was then-
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, whom Mercer later stated had asked off-camera if this was a "controversial igloo"). *changing the words in the Canadian Anthem and asking Americans to sing it. *congratulating Canada for officially joining
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. *congratulating Canada for moving the capital city from
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to
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(the actual capital is
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, and then-Vice President
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failed to correct Mercer regarding Toronto being the capital). *asking Americans for their opinions on the US bombing/invading
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. *asking university students and professors to sign a petition against the Saskatchewan
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hunt and the Toronto
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hunt. *asking Americans to condemn Canada's practice of euthanizing senior citizens by setting them adrift on Northern ice floes. *asking Americans how many states Canada has (Canada has provinces and territories, not states). *Saying that
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is causing Canada's polar ice caps to melt and break in two, resulting in a bipolar Canada, and that the two polar caps can be joined back together with the use of
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s. He further asks if America would assist in curing bipolar Canada with the use of tugboats, and that Canada will be using a big tugboat named
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. *Convincing tourists at
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that the
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to the mountain had been sold to a Canadian firm, and that this firm was getting ready to drill for oil in Lincoln's forehead. Alternatively, he would ask their opinion on a plan to expand the monument to include sculptures of
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and
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; interviewees all failed to note that the latter was a Canadian Prime Minister, not a US President. * Convincing Americans that the new wooden textured Canadian 5 dollar coin will be named the "woody" (a satirical spin on the "Toonie" two-dollar coin and the "Loonie" one-dollar coin), a play on the common slang term for an erection. Professors at Columbia,
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and
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were consistently fooled by absurdities such as the "Saskatchewan seal hunt". The only Americans who were shown outsmarting Mercer were: a university student who spent her time laughing at him (before finally answering), and a small child who pointed out to his mother, who was also tricked, that Canada had provinces, not states.


George W. Bush

The most famous segment, aired in 2000, featured Mercer asking then-presidential candidate
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– who had previously stated that "you can't stump me on world leaders" – for his reaction to an endorsement by
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"Jean
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", which was a play on the name of then-Prime Minister
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(
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is an order of French fries topped with cheese curds and gravy). Bush said he looked forward to working together with his future counterpart to the north, praising
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and Canada. That said, Bush never actually used the name of Poutine and only failed to correct Mercer on the name. A few years later, when Bush made his first official visit to Canada, he joked during a speech, "There's a prominent citizen who endorsed me in the 2000 election, and I wanted a chance to finally thank him for that endorsement. I was hoping to meet Jean Poutine."


2001 special

The special was a co-production between Island Edge (Rick Mercer's production company) and
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(at the time the producer of ''22 Minutes''). It was produced and directed by Geoff D'Eon, who also produced and directed the segments for ''22 Minutes''. It used both previously broadcast clips from ''22 Minutes'', and new material shot exclusively for the special. ''Talking to Americans'' attracted 2.7 million Canadian viewers, making it the highest-rated special on Canadian television that year. The show did not receive two
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nominations at the
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in 2001, for Best Music or Variety Program or Series and Best Host in a Variety Program or Series. However, Mercer thought it was inappropriate to make fun of American-Canadian relations so soon after the
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, and requested that the
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pull the nominations."Rick Mercer refuses Gemini nods for Talking to Americans". ''
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'', September 20, 2001.


See also

*
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*{{IMDb title, 0282195 Canadian television specials CBC Television original programming 2000s Canadian comedy television series This Hour Has 22 Minutes Canadian identity Canada–United States relations