"The Bad Touch" is a song by American
alternative rock
Alternative rock, or alt-rock, is a category of rock music that emerged from the independent music underground of the 1970s and became widely popular in the 1990s. "Alternative" refers to the genre's distinction from mainstream or commerci ...
band
Bloodhound Gang. It was released in September 1999 as the second single from their third studio album, ''
Hooray for Boobies
''Hooray for Boobies'' is the third studio album by American alternative rock and rap band Bloodhound Gang. It was released on October 4, 1999, in the United Kingdom and on February 29, 2000, in the United States. Produced by Jimmy Pop and Richar ...
'', which was released the following year in the United States and United Kingdom. In most territories, the song was released as the first single from the album, as "
Along Comes Mary
"Along Comes Mary" is a song composed by Tandyn Almer, originally recorded by American sunshine pop band the Association. It was the group's first hit, released on their debut album, '' And Then... Along Comes the Association'' (1966).
Back ...
" was issued only in German-speaking Europe.
"The Bad Touch" became a hit in Europe throughout late 1999 and early 2000, reaching number one in
Flanders
Flanders (, ; Dutch: ''Vlaanderen'' ) is the Flemish-speaking northern portion of Belgium and one of the communities, regions and language areas of Belgium. However, there are several overlapping definitions, including ones related to cultu ...
, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Norway, Scotland, Spain, and Sweden. Outside Europe, the song peaked at number five in Australia, number four in New Zealand, number nine in Canada, and number 52 in the United States. The song was remixed by many artists, including
God Lives Underwater
God Lives Underwater was an American rock band, formed during 1993 in Perkiomenville, Pennsylvania by vocalist/programmer David Reilly and guitarist/programmer Jeff Turzo. They were later joined by guitarist Andrew McGee and drummer Adam Kary ( ...
,
KMFDM
KMFDM (originally Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid, loosely translated by the band as "no pity for the majority") is a multinational industrial band from Hamburg led by Sascha Konietzko, who founded the band in 1984 as a performance art project. ...
, and
Eiffel 65
Eiffel 65 is an Italian music group that was formed in 1997 in the studios of the Turin record company Bliss Corporation, consisting of Jeffrey Jey, Maurizio Lobina and Gabry Ponte. They gained global popularity with their singles " Blue (Da B ...
.
Music video
The song's video features the band dressed in "MonkeyRat" costumes with oversized ears, in numerous locations in
Paris
Paris () is the Capital city, capital and List of communes in France with over 20,000 inhabitants, most populous city of France, with an estimated population of 2,165,423 residents in 2019 in an area of more than 105 km² (41 sq mi), ma ...
, (including the
Place de l'Estrapade,
Avenue de Saxe
The Avenue du Maréchal de Saxe (or Avenue de Saxe) is a broad avenue located in the 3rd and the 6th arrondissements of Lyon. It was named after Maurice de Saxe, Marshal of France.
Architecture and description
This avenue starts perpendicularly ...
, and
Champ de Mars
The Champ de Mars (; en, Field of Mars) is a large public greenspace in Paris, France, located in the seventh ''arrondissement'', between the Eiffel Tower to the northwest and the École Militaire to the southeast. The park is named after t ...
), and the
Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower ( ; french: links=yes, tour Eiffel ) is a wrought-iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars in Paris, France. It is named after the engineer Gustave Eiffel, whose company designed and built the tower.
Locally nicknamed "' ...
is visible in many shots. During the video, the band uses
blowgun
A blowgun (also called a blowpipe or blow tube) is a simple ranged weapon consisting of a long narrow tube for shooting light projectiles such as darts. It operates by having the projectile placed inside the pipe and using the force created ...
s to shoot
tranquilizer dart
A tranquilizer is a drug that is designed for the treatment of anxiety, fear, tension, agitation, and disturbances of the mind, specifically to reduce states of anxiety and tension.
Etymology
Tranquilizer, as a term, was first used by F.F. Yonk ...
s into the buttocks of four passing young women, then carry them away. They then use a fishing rod to dangle a
croissant
A croissant is a buttery, flaky, Austrian viennoiserie pastry inspired by the shape of the Austrian kipferl but using the French yeast-leavened laminated dough. Croissants are named for their historical crescent shape, the dough is layered wi ...
in front of a group of chefs, enticing them to follow. The band members dance around for a few seconds and then lure three chefs into following them. The band members swallow several
mealworm
Mealworms are the larval form of the yellow mealworm beetle, ''Tenebrio molitor'', a species of darkling beetle. Like all holometabolic insects, they go through four life stages: egg, larva, pupa, and adult. Larvae typically measure about or ...
s before finding two
effeminate
Effeminacy is the embodiment of traits and/or expressions in those who are not of the female sex (e.g. boys and men) that are often associated with what is generally perceived to be feminine behaviours, mannerisms, styles, or gender roles, rath ...
gay men in a café, who are then beaten over the head with
baguette
A baguette (; ) is a long, thin type of bread of French origin that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, though not the shape, is defined by French law). It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
A baguette has a dia ...
s and knocked unconscious. A
mime artist
A mime artist, or simply mime (from Greek , , "imitator, actor"), is a person who uses ''mime'' (also called ''pantomime'' outside of Britain), the acting out of a story through body motions without the use of speech, as a theatrical medium ...
played by actor
Jordan Prentice
Jordan Prentice (born January 30, 1973) is a Canadian actor. A self-described "person of short stature", he is known for his portrayal of Rock in '' American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'' and Jimmy in ''In Bruges'', and for appearing in the m ...
is captured in a net then thrown into a cage with the four women, three chefs and gay couple in a parody of animal-collectors capturing frightened specimens. The band leap around the cage, taunting their captives. As the song draws to an end, the prisoners are released and all dance together in formation in the street. The mime artist escapes and is run over by a speeding
Renault 5 car driven by
Lüpüs Thünder.
The uncensored version of the video shows the band playing with and eating a brown semi-liquid food, with the implication it is
diarrhea
Diarrhea, also spelled diarrhoea, is the condition of having at least three loose, liquid, or watery bowel movements each day. It often lasts for a few days and can result in dehydration due to fluid loss. Signs of dehydration often begin w ...
, and a beginning which features them feigning sex in a
doggy-style position rather than dancing as in the clean version. The violent capture of the gay couple is also missing from some versions.
Controversy
A scene in the video featuring a pair of gay men, who share
french fries and are subsequently beaten by the band members with baguettes, was cut after it premiered.
GLAAD complained about the scene to
MTV stating "a
gay-bashing
Gay bashing is an attack, abuse, or assault committed against a person who is perceived by the aggressor to be gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT). It includes both violence against LGBT people and LGBT bullying. The term covers vio ...
scene in any context in today's climate is not acceptable".
MTV reviewed the video and suggested to
Geffen Records
Geffen Records is an American record label established by David Geffen and owned by Universal Music Group through its Interscope Geffen A&M Records imprint.
Founded in 1980, Geffen Records has been a part of Interscope Geffen A&M since 1999 and h ...
the scene be cut.
Lead singer
Jimmy Pop
James Moyer Franks (born August 27, 1972), better known by his stage name Jimmy Pop (originally Jimmy Pop Ali), is an American rapper, singer, musician, and songwriter. He is best known as the lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist, primary songwriter, ...
commented: "I would give any gay man two tickets to the
Andrew Lloyd Webber musical of his choice if he could describe exactly who's going to become violent based on that scene."
Track listings
US 12-inch single
:A1. "The Bad Touch" (The Bloodhound Gang mix)
:A2. "The Bad Touch" (The
Eiffel 65
Eiffel 65 is an Italian music group that was formed in 1997 in the studios of the Turin record company Bliss Corporation, consisting of Jeffrey Jey, Maurizio Lobina and Gabry Ponte. They gained global popularity with their singles " Blue (Da B ...
mix)
:A3. "The Bad Touch" (The
God Lives Underwater
God Lives Underwater was an American rock band, formed during 1993 in Perkiomenville, Pennsylvania by vocalist/programmer David Reilly and guitarist/programmer Jeff Turzo. They were later joined by guitarist Andrew McGee and drummer Adam Kary ( ...
mix)
:B1. "The Bad Touch" (The
Rollergirl
Nicole Safft (born 19 November 1975), known professionally as Rollergirl, is a German singer with a number of successful tracks such as "Dear Jessie (Rollergirl song), Dear Jessie" (a loose cover of the Dear Jessie, Madonna song) and "Love U Mo ...
mix)
:B2. "The Bad Touch" (The
K.M.F.D.M. mix)
:B3. "The Bad Touch" (The Bully mix)
European CD single
# "The Bad Touch" (LP version) – 4:23
# "
Along Comes Mary
"Along Comes Mary" is a song composed by Tandyn Almer, originally recorded by American sunshine pop band the Association. It was the group's first hit, released on their debut album, '' And Then... Along Comes the Association'' (1966).
Back ...
" (The Bloodhound Gang mix) – 3:20
European 12-inch single
:A1. "The Bad Touch" (Eiffel 65 extended mix) – 4:28
:A2. "The Bad Touch" (12-inch Rollerbabe mix) – 5:59
:B1. "The Bad Touch" (album version) – 4:19
:B2. "The Bad Touch" (12-inch instrumental Rollerboogie mix) – 5:55
European and Australian maxi-CD single
# "The Bad Touch" (LP version) – 4:23
# "The Bad Touch" (The God Lives Underwater mix) – 4:26
# "The Bad Touch" (The K.M.F.D.M. mix) – 4:19
# "Along Comes Mary" (The Bloodhound Gang mix) – 3:19
# "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" (video) – 3:27
Charts and certifications
Weekly charts
Year-end charts
Certifications
Release history
References
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1999 singles
1999 songs
Bloodhound Gang songs
Dance-pop songs
Eurodisco songs
Geffen Records singles
Irish Singles Chart number-one singles
LGBT-related controversies in music
List songs
Music video controversies
Number-one singles in Germany
Number-one singles in Italy
Number-one singles in Norway
Number-one singles in Scotland
Number-one singles in Spain
Number-one singles in Sweden
Songs written by Jimmy Pop
Ultratop 50 Singles (Flanders) number-one singles