''The Baby and the Battleship'' is a colour 1956 British

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directed by

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and starring

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and

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. It is based on the 1956 novel by Anthony Thorne with a screenplay by Richard De Roy, Gilbert Hackforth-Jones and

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. The

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provided much cooperation with sequences filmed aboard HMS ''Birmingham'' and in

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Plot

When a group of

sailors go ashore on leave in

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, they go to visit an old friend who is a baker. He is the father of 12 daughters and, to his great pride and relief, an infant son. So that one of them can take the eldest daughter out that night, they are required to take the son with them to an outdoor dance. 'Puncher' has a reputation for fighting and drinking and, despite his best efforts to live up to his pledge to reform his behaviour, he is provoked by two sailors from another ship and starts a fight while his friend 'Knocker' is dancing with the eldest daughter. During the brawl, Puncher Roberts is knocked unconscious while Knocker and the sister run away on the arrival of police, abandoning the baby in the square. Puncher regains consciousness and finds the square empty, except for the baby. Unable to find his friend Knocker, or the child's adult sister, he smuggles the baby aboard their ship, leaving a message in chalk on the wharfside telling Knocker he has taken 'Number 13' on board. He elicits the help of his fellow sailors to care for the baby while hiding it from their superiors, all while in the midst of a series of joint operations with Allied navies off the coast of

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. Knocker seeks the help of his rather casual shore-based senior officer but to little avail as the ship also maintains radio silence. Knocker makes the most of the unexpected time among the baker's extended family which becomes tense as the return of the baby is delayed. When Puncher's ship is about to have to surrender to superior forces during training exercises, the Captain is able to use the presence of the baby to extricate himself from an embarrassing loss. The ship returns to port and the entire family is re-united on board.

Cast

- Puncher Roberts *

- Knocker White *

- Marshal *

- Professor Evans *

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- Captain Hugh *

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- Commander Geoffrey Digby *

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- Chief Petty Officer Blades *

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- Joe *

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- George *

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- Sails *

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- Lieutenant Setley *

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- Master-at-Arms *

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- Maria *

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- PMO * Harold Siddons - Whiskers * D. A. Clarke-Smith - The Admiral *

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- Sub-Lieutenant *

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- The Marshal's Aide *

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- Carlo Vespucci *

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- Interpreter * Vincent Barbi - Second Brother * Gordon Jackson - Harry * Vittorio Vittori - Third Brother * Martyn Garrett - The Baby * Barry Foster - Sailor at Dance * Robert Ayres - American Captain *

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Chief Steward

Reception

''The Baby and the Battleship'' was one of the ten most popular films at the British box office in 1956.

References

External links

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Movie review by ''The New York Times''
{{DEFAULTSORT:Baby and the Battleship, The 1956 films 1956 comedy films British comedy films Films directed by Jay Lewis Seafaring films Films scored by Humphrey Searle Films set in the Mediterranean Sea Films based on British novels Military humor in film Films about the Royal Navy 1950s English-language films 1950s British films