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"A series of tubes" is a phrase used originally as an analogy by then-
United States Senator The United States Senate is the Upper house, upper chamber of the United States Congress, with the United States House of Representatives, House of Representatives being the Lower house, lower chamber. Together they compose the national Bica ...
Ted Stevens Theodore Fulton Stevens Sr. (November 18, 1923 – August 9, 2010) was an American politician and lawyer who served as a U.S. Senator from Alaska from 1968 to 2009. He was the longest-serving Republican Senator in history at the time he left o ...
( R-
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) to describe the
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in the context of opposing
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. On June 28, 2006, he used this metaphor to criticize a proposed amendment to a committee bill. The amendment would have prohibited
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s such as
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and
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from charging fees to give some companies' data a higher priority in relation to other traffic. The metaphor has been widely ridiculed, particularly because Stevens displayed an extremely limited understanding of the Internet, despite his leading the Senate committee responsible for regulating it.


Partial text of Stevens's comments


Media commentary

On June 28, 2006,
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government affairs manager Alex Curtis wrote a brief blog entry introducing the senator's speech and posted an
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recording. The next day, the ''
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'' magazine blog ''27B Stroke 6'' featured a lengthier post by
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, which included Singel's transcriptions of some parts of Stevens's speech considered the most humorous. Within days, thousands of other blogs and message boards posted the story. Most writers and commentators derisively cited several of Stevens's misunderstandings of Internet technology, arguing that the speech showed that he had formed a strong opinion on a topic which he understood poorly (e.g., referring to an e-mail message as "an Internet," and blaming bandwidth issues for an e-mail problem much more likely to be caused by
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issues). The story sparked mainstream media attention, including a mention in ''
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'' also discussed the incident. According to ''
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'', as summarized by MediaPost commentator Ross Fadner, "'The Internet is a Series of Tubes!' spawned a new slogan that became a rallying cry for Net neutrality advocates. ... Stevens's overly simplistic description of the Web's infrastructure made it easy for pro-neutrality activists to label the other side as old and out-of-touch." Several parodies of Stevens's speech have been created, usually consisting of samples taken from this speech with an added melody.
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, pointed out the unfairness of some criticisms of Stevens's wording, while maintaining that the underlying arguments were rather weak.


In popular culture

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'' made multiple references to "Techno" Ted Stevens's "series of tubes" description; as a result, Stevens has become well known as the person who once headed the committee charged with regulating the Internet. "I have a letter from a big scientist who said I was absolutely right in using the word 'tubes'," Stevens said to reporters in response to ''The Daily Show''s coverage. When asked if he would think about going on the show to debate
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, Stevens replied, "I'd consider it."
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once read "the gears that power the tubes" and
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had an about:
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at the address about: internets which displayed a screensaver of tubes (if
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's SSPIPES.SCR is installed) with the page title "Don't Clog the Tubes!" When "about:internets" was entered on a computer lacking that screensaver, the tab displayed a gray screen with the page title "The Tubes are Clogged!" This
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was removed as of the 2.0.159.1 release. The documentation for developing Chrome extensions includes a near-verbatim quote of the "series of tubes" paragraph when describing its ''chrome.storage'' class.
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Pyrocynical had a running series on his channel named "A Series of Tubes" (ASOT), the theme song of which is a remix of Stevens' words. The said remix song dates back from 2006 and was created by a user of the name manish on the
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website, where it garnered tremendous popularity.


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'' wrote a humorous article entitled "Sen. Stevens, the tubes salute you" after Stevens died in an
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And as people remember him, make ill-timed jests, and muse on his legacy—all in real time, in great profusion—I worry that they are disrupting the ability of people elsewhere to receive their Internets. But for us in the Facebook generation who weren't around for the first plane crash and know the
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primarily as an SNL punchline, the senator's legacy is in that series of tubes.


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This WEEK in TECH podcast talking about net neutrality and the series of tubes"Recommended: ''Tubes: A Journey to the Center of the Internet''"
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