A swazzle (swozzle, schwazzle or swatchel) is a device made of two strips of metal bound around a cotton tape

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. The device is used to produce the distinctive harsh, rasping voice of Punch in a

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show, and is held in the mouth by the ''professor'' (performer). The design of the swazzle was once a secret guarded by the professors and only taught to those with a genuine respect for and interest in learning the performance of Punch and Judy puppetry. The device can now be bought from joke and

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shops although those made according to the traditional design are smaller and are generally considered superior. The swazzle must be soaked in liquor,

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, or

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before use. The swazzle is positioned between the

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and the roof of the mouth so that exhaled air passes between the two metal strips, causing the reed to vibrate and shake. Deft movements of the tongue allow the professor to move the swazzle in and out of position, allowing them to switch between voices.

Swallowing

Because the swazzle is small, positioned in the back of the mouth and must be repeatedly moved during a performance, there is a risk that it may be swallowed while in use. In order to minimise the risk of swallowing, some professors attach a length of cotton thread to their swazzle so that it can be pulled back if it slips into the throat. In series 3, episode 11 of the British panel show '' QI'', presenter

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said that a Punch and Judy performer must accidentally swallow a swazzle at least twice before they can be considered a "professor".

External links

Punch's Swazzle: Construction
at ''Punch & Judy: The Punch Page''

at ''Punch and Judy on the Web''

{{Membranophones Membranophones Puppetry

Swallowing

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