Perry Groves (born 19 April 1965)
is an English former
footballer
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, known chiefly for his time at
Arsenal
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. He was a fast-paced player who usually played as a
winger, and occasionally as a
striker
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. Groves also played for
Colchester United and
Southampton
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. He currently works as a media pundit.
Playing career
Colchester United
Groves was born in
Bow, London, but as a boy he played for Cornard Dynamos in the village of
Great Cornard
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on the
Suffolk
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Essex
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border. Groves then had a trial with
Wolves
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as a schoolboy before signing as an apprentice for
Colchester United in 1981. He turned professional a year later and over the next four seasons he played 142 league games for the U's, scoring 26 goals.
Arsenal
In September 1986, he signed for
Arsenal
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for £50,000, becoming the first signing by new manager
George Graham. His debut came in a goalless draw against
Luton Town that same month.
In his first season at the club he helped set up
Charlie Nicholas for the winner in the 1987
League Cup final, dribbling past three
Liverpool
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players before laying the ball off.
Noted for his enthusiasm, pace and hard work, he started most of Arsenal's games in the
1987–88 season, ousting Charlie Nicholas as strike partner to
Alan Smith, and helping the Gunners reach a second League Cup final the following season by scoring the only goal of the away leg of the semi-final against
Everton; Arsenal however lost the final to Luton Town. Although Groves made 46 appearances in all competitions that season, the arrival of
Brian Marwood
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Club career
H ...
reduced his opportunities to play, and he was mainly used as a
substitute in Arsenal's title-winning
1988–89 season, coming off the bench 15 times during the league campaign, on top of six starts. He was on the pitch as a substitute in the final game of the season and helped create the space when
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famously scored the
title clinching goal at Anfield.
Although an injury to Marwood opened the door for him again in
1989–90, Groves returned to the bench after Marwood recovered. This did not however stop him from winning a second league title winners' medal in
1990–91, again with most of his appearances coming as a sub, as Graham usually favoured
Kevin Campbell to play alongside Alan Smith. After making only 13 league appearances in
1991–92, Groves was sold to Southampton just at the start of the inaugural Premier League season.
Southampton
He moved to
Southampton
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in August 1992 for £750,000 but only played 15 times in two years before retiring from professional football at the age of 28, following two serious
Achilles tendon
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injuries.
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Dagenham and Redbridge
He then played four games in the Conference
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for Dagenham & Redbridge
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before ending his playing career with a solitary appearance for Canvey Island
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.
Post-retirement
Groves has appeared for Arsenal in several Masters footballing tournaments.
He is now a well established sports pundit and has worked for a wide variety of media firms including Sky Sports
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, BBC Radio 5 Live
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, BT Sport, Absolute Radio as well as TalkSPORT. Groves was previously part of Absolute Radio
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History
1993–1997: Virg ...
's Sony Award winning Rock 'N' Roll Football show, fronted by former Arsenal teammate, Ian Wright, which airs on a Saturday.
In 2010, Groves signed as a non-playing substitute for new club Chester
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after Colin Murray, then of BBC Radio 5 Live, offered the new club £2,000 if they named Groves and Pat Nevin as unused substitutes at every game in the 2010–11 season.
Legacy
Groves became a cult player among Arsenal fans, who commemorate him with the chant "We all live in a Perry Groves World", which listed Perry in every position from 1 to 12 (except 7, which is instead taken by Liam Brady), to the tune of The Beatles
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' " Yellow Submarine".
He still has a large following, with a fan club and website devoted to him.
In October 2006, Groves published his autobiography
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, entitled ''We All Live in a Perry Groves World'' (). With it came an Arsenal fans' campaign on the web
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to purchase the book, in an attempt to outsell former Arsenal defender Ashley Cole
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's autobiography, ''My Defence'', which was out at the same time. His autobiography has since outsold that of Cole.
Family
His great uncle, Vic Groves
Victor George Groves (5 November 1932 – 24 January 2015) was an English association football, footballer.
Career
Born in Stepney, London, Groves started his career at east London non-league clubs Leytonstone F.C., Leytonstone and Walthamstow A ...
, having previously featured for Tottenham Hotspur
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, played for and captained Arsenal. He played as a forward making 203 appearances and scoring 37 goals.
Career statistics
Honours
Club
;Arsenal
* Football League First Division
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: 1988–89, 1990–91
* Football League Cup
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: 1986–87
* Football League Centenary Trophy
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: 1988
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References
External links
Perry Groves on arseblog.com's "arsecast"
on 10 November 2006 ( MP3, 17 MB)
Interview with Perry Groves in ''The Guardian''
Soccerbase Profile
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1965 births
Living people
Footballers from Bow, London
English footballers
Association football wingers
Colchester United F.C. players
Arsenal F.C. players
Southampton F.C. players
Dagenham & Redbridge F.C. players
Premier League players
English Football League players
Canvey Island F.C. players