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Miles Beresford Kington (13 May 1941 – 30 January 2008) was a British journalist, musician (a
double bass The double bass (), also known simply as the bass () (or #Terminology, by other names), is the largest and lowest-pitched Bow (music), bowed (or plucked) string instrument in the modern orchestra, symphony orchestra (excluding unorthodox addit ...
player for
Instant Sunshine Instant Sunshine is a comedy musical cabaret group who sing to an acoustic guitar accompaniment. It was formed in 19662008-07-26 by three doctors at St Thomas' Hospital in London, Peter Christie, David Barlow and Alan Maryon-Davis. In 1972 the ...
and other groups) and broadcaster. He is also credited with the invention of Franglais, a fictional language, made up of French and English. __TOC__


Early life

Kington was born to William Beresford Nairn (also "Nairne", depending on the source) Kington (1909–1982), of Frondeg Hall,
Rhostyllen Rhostyllen () is a village in Wrexham County Borough, Wales, south-west of the city of Wrexham. At the time of the 2001 census, area Wrexham 014A, which includes Rhostyllen itself, had a population of 1,383 in 599 households.
,
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, Wales, and his first wife Jean Ann (1912–1973; daughter of John Ernest Sanders, of Whitegates, Gresford, Denbighshire) in
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, County Down, Northern Ireland, where his father, a Captain in the
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, was then posted.Oxford Dictionary of National Biography 2005–2008, ed. Lawrence Goldman, Oxford University Press, 2013, p. 649 Subsequently, Bill Kington ran the Border Brewery in
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, North Wales. The Kingtons were a branch of a landed gentry family that married into the Scottish
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and produced the line of Kington-Blair-Oliphant Chieftains of Gask. Kington had a younger brother, Stewart (1943–2009), who followed his father in the brewing trade, later becoming a cameraman. Kington was educated at
Bilton Grange Bilton Grange is a preparatory school located in Dunchurch, near Rugby, Warwickshire. The present headmaster is Gareth Jones. The mansion which forms the main school was built in 1846 attached to an existing farmhouse and was a private family ...
, a prep school in
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, then
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, a boys' fee-funded boarding school (now Glenalmond College). During a gap year Kington worked as a translator in New York City, and lived in
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. He then studied Modern Languages (French and German) at
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. After graduation he spent some time writing with
Terry Jones Terence Graham Parry Jones (1 February 1942 – 21 January 2020) was a Welsh comedian, director, historian, actor, writer and member of the Monty Python comedy team. After graduating from Oxford University with a degree in English, Jones and ...
, an Oxford contemporary; but the teaming did not click, and Jones was in reality waiting for his friend
Michael Palin Sir Michael Edward Palin (; born 5 May 1943) is an English actor, comedian, writer, television presenter, and public speaker. He was a member of the Monty Python comedy group. Since 1980, he has made a number of travel documentaries. Palin w ...
to graduate.


Career

Inspired particularly by the American humourist
S. J. Perelman Sidney Joseph Perelman (February 1, 1904 – October 17, 1979) was an American humorist and screenwriter. He is best known for his humorous short pieces written over many years for ''The New Yorker''. He also wrote for several other magazines ...
, Kington began his writing career at the satirical magazine ''
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'', where he spent some 15 years. It was during this time, in the late 1970s, that he began writing his
Franglais Franglais (; also Frenglish ) is a French blend that referred first to the overuse of English words by French speakers and later to diglossia or the macaronic mixture of French () and English (). Etymology The word ''Franglais'' was first at ...
columns, written in a comical mixture of English and French. These short sketches purported to be a study course taking as their ''raison d'être'' that "les Français ne parlent pas le
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français" ("the French do not speak O-level French"). They were later published as a series of books (''Let's Parler Franglais!'', ''Let's Parler Franglais Again'', ''Let's Parler Franglais One More Temps'', and so on). During the 1980s he presented ''
Steam Days ''Steam Days'' is a 1986 BBC Two television documentary series written and presented by Miles Kington. Each episode is themed around the history of British steam locomotives and railways, particularly highlighting preserved locomotives operating a ...
'', an informative programme about Britain's railways. He also presented one episode, "Three Miles High", in the first series of the
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's ''
Great Railway Journeys ''Great Railway Journeys'', originally titled ''Great Railway Journeys of the World'', is a recurring series of travel documentaries produced by BBC Television. The premise of each programme is that the presenter, typically a well-known figur ...
'', travelling through parts of Peru and Bolivia. Taught the piano from the age of seven, Kington discovered when he fell in love with jazz during adolescence that being able to read music meant he felt unable to improvise; he therefore took up the trombone. At Oxford he found that several fellow undergraduates played better, so he switched to the double bass when someone pointed out the shortage of bass players at the University. Kington was for many years a member of the cabaret quartet
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. To his regret, he only played in a jazz group for a brief period in 1962 during a summer job in Spain, where he ran into the British politician
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, apparently looking somewhat displeased. Meeting Powell years later at a ''Punch'' meal and reminding him of their previous meeting, he was amused by Powell's comment: "I never forgot a face". Kington moved away from London in the 1980s, remarried, and worked from his home in the village of
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, near Bath. He wrote a humorous column for ''
The Independent ''The Independent'' is a British online newspaper. It was established in 1986 as a national morning printed paper. Nicknamed the ''Indy'', it began as a broadsheet and changed to tabloid format in 2003. The last printed edition was publis ...
'', which he joined in 1987 after six years at ''
The Times ''The Times'' is a British daily national newspaper based in London. It began in 1785 under the title ''The Daily Universal Register'', adopting its current name on 1 January 1788. ''The Times'' and its sister paper ''The Sunday Times'' (fou ...
''. He also wrote a similar column for ''
The Oldie ''The Oldie'' is a British monthly magazine written for older people "as a light-hearted alternative to a press obsessed with youth and celebrity", according to its website. The magazine was launched in 1992 by Richard Ingrams, who was its edi ...
''. Regular topics for his columns included: * Answers to a Christmas quiz that was never printed * Fictional court reporting * Jazz * Motorway ballads * Proceedings of the United Deities * Spot the fictional news story * Things for which there is no word * "Albanian Proverbs" which appear profound at first glance, but are actually meaningless * Letters concerning a recently deceased celebrity's supposed love of cricket He also satirised
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à la ''Punch'' in "Bertrand's Mind Wins over Mater", in ''Welcome to Kington: Includes All the Pieces You Cut Out From The Independent and Lost'' (1989). In addition, Kington wrote two stage plays. ''Waiting for Stoppard'', a good-natured pastiche of early
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plays and simultaneously a convoluted farce involving the fatwa against
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, was seen at the
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,
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and other venues in 1995. The following year came ''The Death of Tchaikovsky – a Sherlock Holmes Mystery'', in which Kington appeared in person at the
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.


Death and legacy

Kington died at his home in
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, near Bath, after a short illness, having just filed what became his final copy for ''The Independent''. He had suffered from
pancreatic cancer Pancreatic cancer arises when cell (biology), cells in the pancreas, a glandular organ behind the stomach, begin to multiply out of control and form a Neoplasm, mass. These cancerous cells have the malignant, ability to invade other parts of t ...
. In October 2008, ''"How Shall I tell the Dog?"'', written by him about events after receiving his terminal diagnosis, was serialised by
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, featuring
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as Kington. A quotation frequently attributed to him is: "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." He is commemorated by a memorial bench alongside the Kennet and Avon Canal, near Blackberry Lane,
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. It bears a plaque, with the inscription:


Bibliography


Franglais books

* ''Let's parler Franglais!'' London: Robson, 1979, . * ''Let's parler Franglais again!'' London: Robson, 1980, . * ''Parlez vous Franglais?'' London: Robson, 1981, . * ''Let's parler Franglais one more temps''. London: Robson Books, 1982, . * ''The Franglais lieutenant's woman''. London: Robson, 1986, .


Other books

* ''Miles and Miles''. London: Hamilton, 1982, . * ''Moreover''. London: Robson, 1982, . * ''A Wolf In Frog's Clothing''. Methuen, 1983, . * ''Nature made ridiculously simple, or, How to identify absolutely everything''. London: Hamilton, 1983, . * ''Moreover, Too''. Harmondsworth: Penguin, 1985, . * ''Welcome to Kington''. London: Robson, 1989, . * ''Steaming Through Britain''. London: Unwin Hyman, 1990, . * ''Jazz: An Anthology''. London: HarperCollins, 1992, . * ''Motorway Madness''. London: HarperCollins, 1998, . * ''Someone Like Me: Tales From A Borrowed Childhood''. London: Headline, 2005, (autobiography). * ''How Shall I Tell the Dog?: Last Laughs from the Master''. London: Profile Books, 2008, . * ''The World of Alphonse Allais'' (translation of humorous essays by
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. London: Faber & Faber, 2008, * ''My Mother, the Bearded Lady: the Selected Letters of Miles Kington''. London: Unbound, 2018.


Stage plays

* ''Waiting For Stoppard''. ~1995. * ''Death Of Tchaikovsky – A Sherlock Holmes Mystery''. ~1996.


References


External links

*
Official commemorative website

Miles Kington Columns



BBC obituary

Times obituary



Guardian obituary
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