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Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961) is an American former
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, actress and insult comic.


Early life and journalism career

Lampanelli was born in
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, to a middle-class family. Three of her grandparents were of
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descent, and the fourth of
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ancestry. Her mother, Gloria (née Velgot), worked for the local police department, where "she typed in all the arrests made", and her father, Leonard Lampugnale, worked for Sikorsky Aircraft and later became a painter. Lampanelli attended
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schools, studied
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at
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and
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, and attended the Radcliffe Publishing Course at
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. She worked as a copy editor at ''
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'' and an assistant at ''
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''. She was also a
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and the first chief of research for ''Spy'' magazine; a book about ''Spy'' describes her then as "your average decked-out- heavy-metal-head-next-door." Speaking later to ''Maxim Magazine Online'', Lampanelli remarked, "I was a real journalist for ''
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'', ''Spy'', ''
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''. I interviewed those fuckin'
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, Slaughter."


Career


Comedy

Lampanelli began her stand-up career in New York in the early 1990s.Lisa Lampanelli insults her way through NU , The Huntington News
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She made her break at the 2002
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of
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, and went on to participate in the roasts of
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,
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, Jeff Foxworthy,
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, and
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and to serve as Roastmaster for
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. Lampanelli was frequently on the dais for ''
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'' roasts, including appearances at the roasts for
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, and A&E's "
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Roast" in April 2008. Lampanelli released a comedy special on DVD entitled ''Take it Like A Man'' in 2005, appeared in the 2006 motion picture '' Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector'', and had a cameo appearance in the VH1 sitcom ''
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''. She also landed a deal with
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for a sitcom pilot with the tentative title ''Big Loud Lisa'', which was considered a candidate for the network's 2006–07 television season. Lampanelli taped her stand-up special ''Dirty Girl'' in the fall of 2006, which aired on Comedy Central on January 28, 2007. Her ''Dirty Girl'' CD and ''Dirty Girl—No Protection'' DVD were released by Warner Bros./Jack Records on January 30, 2007. Lampanelli was also featured in the movie ''
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'' starring
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,
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, and D.J. Qualls, which was released early in 2008, and in ''
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'' starring
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roasts that televised when she was growing up; she did not start watching other stand-up comedians until she became one herself. On November 21, 2008, in
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, Lampanelli taped her first one-hour
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Special at the
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. The special, ''Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live the Queen'', which aired January 31, 2009, was directed by Dave Higby, who also directed her ''Dirty Girl'' special. In December 2010 she reunited with Higby when he directed her ''Tough Love'' special for Comedy Central that aired in the spring of 2011. Her one-woman show, ''Bring Back the Fat Chick'', debuted on Broadway in 2012. In May 2012, she headlined at the Night of a Thousand Gowns, a huge charity gala in NYC, where she also filmed a cameo for
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's new "Q&A" music video. Lampanelli's album ''Back to the Drawing Board'' was nominated for
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at the 58th Annual Grammy Awards. On October 30, 2018 Lampanelli announced her retirement from stand-up comedy on ''
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'' in order to become a
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''The Celebrity Apprentice 5''

Lampanelli was a contestant on ''
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'' (also known as ''The Apprentice 12''). She was criticized by viewers and had numerous outbursts and clashes with other contestants, including Victoria Gotti,
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,
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, and
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. Lampanelli refused to apologize for her treatment of other contestants and racist remarks about Hispanics. In spite of her behavior and relations with other contestants, she raised $130,000 for
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winning two out of three of the challenges she took on as Project Manager. Lampanelli was fired on May 6, 2012, during the Final Four interview because John Rich and
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thought she was overly emotional.


Books

It Books (
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) is the publisher of Lampanelli's memoir, ''Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks'' (2009). ''
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'' reviewed:


Personal life

Lampanelli married in 1991 and divorced soon afterward. She married Jimmy Cannizzaro, a former tavern owner from
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, on October 2, 2010, at the
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. In May 2014, she filed for divorce from Cannizzaro after three and a half years of marriage. Lampanelli is a supporter of nonheterosexual and transgender people. When members of the
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planned to protest against a show she held on May 20, 2011, in
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, she promised to donate $1,000 to
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(the same charity she contributed to during ''The Celebrity Apprentice'') for every protester that attended. After an initial count of 44 protesters, she rounded the donation to an even $50,000, crediting the donation as being "made possible by the WBC."


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