''John Safran vs God'' is an eight-part

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documentary series by

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which was broadcast on

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of Australia in 2004. It has been described in a media release as "John Safran's most audacious project yet". It had a much more serious tone than Safran's previous work '' Music Jamboree''. The show was released by Ghost of Your Ex-Boyfriend Productions and

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, was co-written with Mark O'Toole, directed by

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, and produced by

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, Selin Yaman and Ghost Pictures. The production team was known as Ghost of Your Ex-Boyfriend Productions, an amalgamation of John Safran's Ex-Boyfriend Productions, and Richard Lowenstein's Ghost Productions. The series won the 2005

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for Best Comedy Series. The show's opening theme is "Hate Priest" by the band Mozart on Crack. The opening sequence features John in a black suit breaking out of a patch of black scorched earth with his bare hands during a thunderstorm. The words of

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:7, "when the thousand years are over Satan will be released from his prison", are spoken in a low pseudo-ominous voice.

Episode guide

Episode one

* In the UK, Safran meets Sheikh Omar Bakri and Sheikh Abu Hamza and succeeds in getting a fatwa placed on

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for dropping John's scheduled appearance on ''Rove Live''. The fatwa was later removed from McManus. * Safran tries out a religion based on the hallucinogenic cactus plant Peyote;

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and weak

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s ensue. * Safran examines

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at the expense of Jamie Packer and the Nine Network.

Episode two

* Safran looks at the duplicity of Australia's " Sorry" attitude to

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* Safran tries out

zen Buddhism Zen ( zh, t=禪, p=Chán; ja, text= 禅, translit=zen; ko, text=선, translit=Seon; vi, text=Thiền) is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that originated in China during the Tang dynasty, known as the Chan School (''Chánzong'' 禪宗), an ...

in Japan, the segment includes two incidents of Safran being beaten with a stick as punishment for mistakes made with meditation and philosophical questions * Safran examines the link between Satanism and

Freemasonry Freemasonry or Masonry refers to fraternal organisations that trace their origins to the local guilds of stonemasons that, from the end of the 13th century, regulated the qualifications of stonemasons and their interaction with authorities ...

Episode three

* Despite being

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, Safran attempts to join a branch of the Ku Klux Klan in

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* Safran tries out

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ism under the guidance of Father Bob Maguire * Safran holds a competition in which Australian- Palestinians vie for his

Israel Israel (; he, יִשְׂרָאֵל, ; ar, إِسْرَائِيل, ), officially the State of Israel ( he, מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל, label=none, translit=Medīnat Yīsrāʾēl; ), is a country in Western Asia. It is situated ...

i citizenship by recreating segments from ''Music Jamboree''

Episode four

* Safran examines

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, proposing his "Extreme Mormons" film * Safran tries out Vodou in Haiti, participating in the "

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" ceremony * John visits a Jewish gun advocate and

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, in a bid to show that

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consist of more than

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The Vodou segment was graphic, featuring the TV crew being attacked,

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, and a goat having its

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bitten off and its throat slit.

Episode five

* John travels to

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to confess to a

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that he stole some batteries and masturbated in a bed owned by the priest during '' Race Around the World'' * Again in Salt Lake City, Safran tries some

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door knocking to harass local Mormons * In

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, Safran tries out the spiritual teachings of several

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Episode six

* John

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s for the

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with a tuneless rendition of "

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" * John tries out Ásatrú ("the

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") taking part in a remembrance ceremony in the

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* '' Big Brother'' series one contestant Sara-Marie Fedele helps Safran attempt to broker

peace Peace is a concept of societal friendship and harmony in the absence of hostility and violence. In a social sense, peace is commonly used to mean a lack of conflict (such as war) and freedom from fear of violence between individuals or groups. ...

between Australian representatives of both sides of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. * Inspired by

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s in

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John confronts Australian politicians in Canberra to try and discover if any are

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s The only politician who was found to be a so-called "vampire" was

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who would later become

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Episode seven

* John travels to

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to lift a curse from the

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at the behest of football legend

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* Again in Salt Lake City, Safran finds out what is so special about " Mormon underwear" * With the help of Canberra

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Brendan McKay, John uncovers the link between '' The Bible Code'',

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, and

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* John examines the realistic goals of religious boycotts

Episode eight

The eighth episode was the most controversial. Instead of its usual format of various segments, the show featured a single story: the

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of John's demons by Christian exorcist and fundamentalist

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Bob Larson. There was none of the humour that characterised the preceding episodes. The exorcism was dramatic and realistic and no explanation was given at the end of the episode as to John's behaviour. On the

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Cult of Safran
web group a stormy discussion started on whether John was actually faking - Safran's lisp is absent while allegedly possessed. Safran appeared in several

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and

plug spots for the show post-production/pre-screening and only briefly commented on the exorcism episode as a very intense segment to film. After the screening of the episode, Safran appeared in an interview on

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radio and said he didn't remember a lot of the experience. The sales pitch for the DVD is "you've seen the exorcism, now buy the DVD".

External links

* *
John Safran vs The Spirit of Things
' — 12 September 2004 interview with Rachael Kohn on

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