''If Looks Could Kill'' (released in the United Kingdom as ''Teen Agent'') is a 1991 American

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film directed by

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and starring

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Plot

Eighteen-year-old Michael Corben (

) of

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, is a handsome underachiever slacker. Rather than attending his high school French class, he spends all of his time drinking and partying, until graduation arrives, when all of his debauchery catches up to him and he learns that he cannot graduate without a French

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. He has only one more chance to obtain the credit: the French teacher, Mrs. Grober (

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), and the French Club are headed to

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for summer school, and Michael must accompany them and participate if he wants to graduate that year. However, at the airport, a

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agent ''also'' named Michael Corben (

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), who is on his way to France as well, is killed by the assassin Ilsa Grunt (

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), henchwoman and surrogate mother of the villainous Augustus Steranko (

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) who seeks to steal all of the

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in Europe and use it to mint his own coins under the guise of a

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. Because important details about the agent's identity (including his actual age) have been kept meticulously secret, Michael is mistaken for the CIA agent. He is inexplicably boarded first class on his flight to

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, and upon arrival is whisked away by

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. The late Agent Corben's mission had been to protect Augustus Steranko, who (being not suspected to be evil) has been murdering European

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s as part of his plan. After some efforts to explain that he is not the Corben they think he is, Michael agrees to play along once it becomes apparent that he will be allowed to utilize high-tech gadgets, including

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glasses, exploding chewing gum and

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sneakers with suction cups, as well as a

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. At first, he enjoys the perks of being a spy, but begins to rethink his decision once his life gets endangered by Steranko's deadly assassins, including Zigesfeld (

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), a henchman with a prosthetic gold hand, and Areola Canasta (

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), who kills her victims using her poisonous pet

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. In the meantime, Steranko captures Michael's teacher and classmates and holds them all hostage at his remote castle stronghold. Michael teams up with a girl his own age named Mariska (

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), the daughter of Agent Blade (

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) who was murdered by Steranko and his gang, to bring the villains down and save his friends as well as all of Europe's gold. Despite being briefly captured and imprisoned by Steranko's men, Michael escapes, rescues Mrs. Grober and his friends, and battles and defeats Zigesfeld. Steranko, his duplicitous nature exposed by Michael, kidnaps Mariska and attempts to escape with his gold in his

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. Michael manages to rescue Mariska, and Steranko is subsequently killed when he falls out of the helicopter, and it and the onboard gold supply both drop on him. Afterwards, Mrs. Grober agrees to give Michael the French credit that he needs.

Cast

as Michael Corben *

as Ilsa Grunt *

as Augustus Steranko, a leader of

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. *

as Patricia Grober *

as Mariska Blade *

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as Vendetta Galante *

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as Derek Richardson *

as Zigesfeld *

as Areola Canasta *

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as Lieutenant Colonel Larabee *

as Blade * Oliver Dear as Kent *

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as Melissa Tyler *

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as Haywood * Travis Swords as Kelly *

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as Herb Corben *

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as Marge Corben * Michael Vinokur as Brad Corben *

as Agent Michael Corben * Gene Mack as Agent Kramer * Jacques Tourangeau as Jacques Lefevre

Production

Originally written by Fred Dekker as an original script, titled ''Teen Agent'', which was to blend

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from John Hughes’ films with a

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adventure.

Soundtrack

#"If Looks Could Kill (No Turning Back)" -

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#"One Hot Country" -

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#"Loud Guitars, Fast Cars and Wild, Wild Livin'" -

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#"One Mo' Time" -

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" -

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#"Teach Me How to Dream" -

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#"All Is Fair" -

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#"Maybe This Time" - The Stabilizers #"My Saltine" -

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#"Michael Corben's Adventure" -

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and Bill Ross

Box office and reception

''If Looks Could Kill'' opened in 11th place for $2.2 million in the US. It grossed $7.8 million at the end of its US theatrical run.

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of ''

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'' gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, saying that he initially thought it a bad film. Eventually, he decided the film's over-the-top goofiness was intentional and saw it as a subversion of the

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formula rather than an incompetent ripoff. ''

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''s review wrote that it "spoofs the James Bond formula in tiresome fashion". Rita Kempley of ''

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'' called it "insipid, tiresome and full of gross kids". She also criticized the violence, which she said was disturbing in a film marketed to the youth demographic. On

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, the film has a 29% approval rating and a 3.5/10 average score based on seven reviews.

Awards and nominations

References

External links

* * * * {{William Dear 1991 films 1991 action comedy films American action comedy films American spy comedy films Films directed by William Dear Films scored by David Foster Films set in Detroit Films set in Paris Films shot in Paris Films shot in Montreal 1990s spy comedy films Warner Bros. films Parody films based on James Bond films 1990s English-language films 1990s American films