Hale and Pace were an English comedy

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that performed in clubs and on radio and television in the United Kingdom in the 1980s and 1990s. The duo was made up of

Gareth Hale Gareth Irvin Hale is an English comedian and actor, who is best known as one half of the comedy duo Hale and Pace, with his friend and comic partner Norman Pace. Biography Hale and his comedy partners were both former teachers, their come ...

and

Norman Pace Norman John Pace (born 17 February 1953 in Dudley, Worcestershire) is an English actor and comedian, best known as one half of the comedy duo Hale and Pace with his friend and comic partner Gareth Hale. Both former teachers, they fronted seve ...

, with the ''Hale and Pace'' television show running for ten years and 66 episodes, from 1988 to 1998.

Early career

(born 15 January 1953) and

(born 17 February 1953) met at

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teacher-training college in

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, South-East London. After five years in education, they moved to entertainment in the late 1970s. They performed mostly in the Tramshed in Woolwich, London for seven years. This developed into sketch-writing, with a show entitled '' Don't Stop Now - It's Fundation''. Before appearing on TV, they did a series of radio shows for Radio 4 based on their show at the Tramshed. Their early TV breaks came on ''The Entertainers'' (1984) and ''Pushing Up Daisies'' (1984), and they went on to appear in the

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sketch show ''Coming Next'' (1985) and ''Saturday Gang'' (1986). They also appeared in '' The Young Ones'' three times, in the episodes "

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", " Nasty" and "

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London Weekend Television show

After a one-off special for

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at Christmas 1986, they were given a full series in 1988. The first series won the Silver Rose of Montreux, as well as the Press prize. Their

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series ran for a decade, with most of the programmes going out around 10 pm on a Sunday. The show is a mixture of sketches and stand-up. The series was also notable for its amount of musical numbers with every episode featuring at least one original song performed by Hale and/or Pace. Their most famous comic creations are the stone-faced bouncers The Two Rons (not to be confused with

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), who are also known as The Management and for using the phrase 'I do, Ron, Ron' in their stilted conversations in a reference to the song "

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" by

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. The Two Rons' studio sketches either take place on some dimly-lit stairs next to the bouncers' venue or above Hale and Pace, where they have been keeping an eye on proceedings. In later series, The Two Rons are filmed on-location with ''Ron & Ron's Gardening Tips'' having the duo dispense thuggish wisdom about plants and flowers. Hale and Pace are also famous for their ever-smiling and colourfully-dressed children's TV presenters Billy (Hale) and Johnny (Pace), and rockers Jed and Dave. Billy and Johnny started off in a number of sketches spoofing the kind of television programming which helps pre-schoolers learn, with

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appearing in a number of the sketches as their co-presenter Willy. Most sketches includes both Hale and Pace, though the black and white sketches featuring 1960s Beat Generation-era poet Groovy Wordbender are performed by Gareth Hale, whilst series one has a running gag featuring Norman Pace and a cow. A number of their TV sketches caused controversy, especially the one in which they pretended to have microwaved a cat. A number of writers worked on the series over the ten series, with a high number of writing duos contributing ideas for sketches including Carson & Tomlinson (script advisors Sean Carson and David Tomlinson), Nice & Smith and Hale & Pace themselves. In March 2022, the series was acquired by

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for its comedy line-up which also included repeats of ''The Mrs Merton Show'' and ''

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Series list

Spin-offs

Hale & Pace's characters "The Two Rons – also known as The Management" also had a spin-off series of their own called ''The Management'' which included a number of their regular cast in permanent positions and ran for a total of 6 episodes. This series was also released on video but strangely only 4 out of the 6 episodes. They also made several specials, such as the 1996 Showcase ''Hale & Pace Down Under'' from Australia and ''April Fools' Day''.

Guest stars

In early series, Hale and Pace would feature little known performers such as

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and

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, who would become successful in their own right later in the 1990s, but would not have any famous for the time stars in the series. Once Hale and Pace became more well known, more widely known stars appeared in their shows, with the snooker players

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and

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playing

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to the two cabbies in one episode.

DVD box sets

All 10 series are now released on DVD, available in region 4 from Australia (No special features or extras, simple DVD transfer)
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Series 5 & 6

Series 7 & 8

Series 9 & 10
The show is rated M in Australia and R16 in New Zealand for its sexual references. The complete first series doubled with the 1986 Christmas Special was released in a 2 disc DVD set in the UK on 12 March 2012 by Network. It was classified "12" by the BBFC.

"The Stonk"

In 1991 Hale & Pace were part of a charity supergroup, who released a

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in aid of

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. Credited to Hale & Pace and the Stonkers, the record, called "The Stonk", was based on a fictitious

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and was co-written by the two comedians along with Joe Griffiths. The single was produced by

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guitarist

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, who was also featured on the track and had his name printed on the front cover. Other musicians performing on the single, besides Brian May playing

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and

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, were

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on guitar, with Neil Murray on

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– appearing as his

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– performed on

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. Joe Griffiths and Mike Moran contributed on keyboard. Comedians

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, Rob Newman and

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appear in the video. A UK number-one single for one week in March 1991, it was the UK's 22nd-best-selling single of the year. "The Stonk" was released as a joint-single with a track written and performed by the comedian

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Charts

Weekly charts

Year-end charts

Other appearances

As well as their 1991 single "The Stonk", the duo also appeared as their characters "The Two Rons" in a firework safety campaign run around

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, in trailers that were run for several years in the late 1980s/early 1990s, in slots often directly after

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, but also occasionally during ITV commercial breaks. Hale and Pace continued their charity work with a 1992 stint as spokespersons for the National Egg Awareness Campaign. They moved across to the

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