"You're the Top" is a list song by

Cole Porter Cole Albert Porter (June 9, 1891 – October 15, 1964) was an American composer and songwriter. Many of his songs became Standard (music), standards noted for their witty, urbane lyrics, and many of his scores found success on Broadway the ...

, from the 1934 musical '' Anything Goes''. It is about a man and a woman who take turns complimenting each other. The best-selling version was

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's Victor single, which made the top five. It was the most popular song from ''Anything Goes'' at the time, with hundreds of parodies. Some of the lyrics were re-written by

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for the British version of ''Anything Goes''. Composer Robert Kapilow refers to "You're the Top" as one of Porter's greatest songs.

Composition

Porter is believed to have written the song in Paris, while eating dinner at the Le Bœuf sur le toit with Lela Emery, the wife of Alastair Mackintosh. The two of them spent the time amusing themselves with a

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, "making up a list of superlatives that rhymed."

People and items referenced in the song

''The following is a list of the references used in the version recorded by Cole Porter on November 26, 1934:'' *

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* Bendel bonnet *

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* The Tower of Pisa * The smile on the

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* Garbo's salary (alternately recorded as " Crosby's salary", a reference to Bing Crosby, who twice starred in film versions of ''Anything Goes'') *

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* Steppes of Russia * The pants on a Roxy usher The 1934 recording with Cole Porter's vocals and piano is available on a CD -- Cole Porter: A Centennial Collection (track 18 of 20), Sony Legacy, CD release 2007 ''Additional references in other versions of the song:'' * Dance in Bali * Hot tamale * A painting by

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's shoulder * The nominee of the G.O.P. ( Republican Party, but this is the unflattering thing the singer says they are, "the bottom"; by 1934 the Republican party had consistently lost every major election since the 1930 midterms, including the 1932 Presidential election and the 1934 midterms) * Zuider Zee *

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anglicised it for the British version of ''Anything Goes''. Among other changes, he altered two lines from "You’re an O’Neill drama / You’re Whistler’s mama!" to "You’re

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/ You’re Mrs Sweeny" (both figures, later notorious, were widely admired at the time)

Versions of the song

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featured various cover versions of the song as their

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's novel '' Paradise Postponed'' (1985) and the television series of the same name (Euston Films, 1986): A rendering of the song by a fictitious performer, Pinky Pinkerton, includes the line, "You're my Lady Grace", which signifies Lady Grace Fanner in the story.

Parodies

Porter biographer William McBrien wrote that at the height of its popularity in 1934 to 1935 it had become a "popular pastime" to create parodies of the lyrics. Porter, who himself had called the song "just a trick" the public would get bored by, was flooded with hundreds of parodies, one reportedly written by

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. Despite the ribald nature of some of the parodies, McBrien believes a few, including a

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parody, were written by Porter or Berlin.

References

External links

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Library of Congress essay
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