''If Life Were a Result, We'd All Be Dead'' is the fifth and final full-length album released by the
North Vancouver punk
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band
d.b.s. It was released by
Crap Records in February 2000. Although their final full-length, the songs on this album were actually recorded in 1997, before their previous album.
The songs were intended to be released on various singles, but this plan never came to fruition.
The band's music on this album has been likened to
Lifetime and
Jawbreaker, marking an "awkward transition" from the political lyrics of ''
I Is for Insignificant'' to the more personal lyrics of ''
Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't''.
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Track listing
# "Will You Accept the Charges?" – 3:21
# "Galleon's Lap" – 2:51
# "The Ethics of Camping" – 2:42
# "
Tsawwassen
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" – 2:25
# "Scavenger Hunt" – 3:49
# "Immovable Stones" – 2:26
# "The Night She Left" – 3:53
# "Mayday" – 3:09
# "Dogma Schmogma" – 3:41
Personnel
*
Andy Dixon
Andy Dixon is a Canadian artist and musician, who gained notoriety as a member of the North Vancouver (city), North Vancouver punk rock band d.b.s. He founded the record label Ache Records, and later played in The Red Light Sting. Beginning ...
– guitar, backing vocals
* Jesse Gander – vocals
* Paul Patko – drums, backing vocals
* Dhani Borges – bass guitar
References
D.b.s. albums
2000 albums
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