''Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be'' is a 1960
West End musical comedy about
Cockney
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low-life characters in the 1950s, including spivs, prostitutes, teddy-boys and corrupt policemen. The work is more of a
play
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with music than a conventional
musical
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. The original play, by
Frank Norman, who though born in Bristol lived his adult life in London, was intended to be a straight theatrical piece, but was supplemented with music and lyrics by
Lionel Bart
Lionel Bart (1 August 1930 – 3 April 1999) was an English writer and composer of pop music and musicals. He wrote Tommy Steele's "Rock with the Caveman" and was the sole creator of the musical ''Oliver!'' (1960). With ''Oliver!'' and his work ...
, who also grew up in London's
East End.
Production background
Norman initially wrote the piece as a play (with no music), but after
Joan Littlewood
Joan Maud Littlewood (6 October 1914 – 20 September 2002) was an English theatre director who trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and is best known for her work in developing the Theatre Workshop. She has been called "The Mother of M ...
read it, she asked Bart to write the music and lyrics. It was first performed by
Theatre Workshop
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, produced and directed by Littlewood in February 1959 at their home, the
Theatre Royal Stratford East
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. It subsequently played at the
Garrick Theatre
The Garrick Theatre is a West End theatre, located in Charing Cross Road, in the City of Westminster, named after the stage actor David Garrick. It opened in 1889 with ''The Profligate'', a play by Arthur Wing Pinero, and another Pinero play, ...
in London's
West End, starting on 11 February 1960. It ran for 886 performances.
The cast featured
Maurice Kaufmann
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He was married to Honor Blackm ...
,
Wallas Eaton,
Miriam Karlin
Miriam Karlin (23 June 19253 June 2011) was an English actress whose career lasted for more than 60 years. She was known for her role as Paddy in ''The Rag Trade'', a 1960s BBC and 1970s LWT sitcom, and in particular for the character's catchp ...
,
James Booth
James Booth (born David Noel Geeves; 19 December 1927 – 11 August 2005) was an English film, stage and television actor and screenwriter. He is best known for his role as Private Henry Hook in '' Zulu.''
''Variety'' called him "a punchy b ...
,
Barbara Windsor
Dame Barbara Windsor (born Barbara Ann Deeks; 6 August 193710 December 2020) was an English actress, known for her roles in the Carry On (franchise), ''Carry On'' films and for playing Peggy Mitchell in the BBC One soap opera ''EastEnders''. , Toni Palmer,
Bryan Pringle
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, Ray Ausin,
Tom Chatto,
Paddy Joyce,
Edward Caddick,
Yootha Joyce
Yootha Joyce Needham (20 August 1927 – 24 August 1980), known as Yootha Joyce, was an English actress best known for playing Mildred Roper opposite Brian Murphy in the sitcom '' Man About the House'' (1973–1976) and its spin-off '' George ...
,
George Sewell
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The son of a Hoxton printer and a florist, Sewell left school at the age o ...
, Michael O'Brien, Rick Morgan, Louis Adams, Neville Munroe, Mary Davies, Mary Sheen, Barbara Cording, Donald Wilson, James Dark and Tamba Allen.
[
It was a ]Cockney
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comedy, and the dialogue is in the Cockney dialect with much rhyming slang
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and thieves' cant
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. Some audiences found it difficult to understand, and a list of more than a dozen phrases with standard English translations was supplied in the programme.
The characters in the play were a selection of the low-life of London; a collection of gamblers, spiv
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s, prostitutes, teddy boy
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s and girls and some not-too-honest police. The memorable title song, "Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be", was recorded by Max Bygraves, albeit with heavily bowdlerised lyrics. An original cast recording was made, and was later re-released by Hallmark Records (710032).
Reviews were mixed. It was later noted that "A few reviewers praised the production on the whole but found the script too thin, while others found it entertaining but not as good as the company's previous productions." The play won the ''Evening Standard'' Theatre Award for Best Musical (1960)."From Cockney to mockney"
''Joan Littlewood's Theatre'', p. 195
Musical score
The original score and band parts for ''Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be'' were lost sometime after its initial run. The only score which is now available comprises previously published song-copy versions of some of the musical numbers, along with handwritten material for the remaining songs. There are no band parts, and "Meatface" is not present in any form.
Whilst the show was playing at the Garrick Theatre, record producer
Norman Newell collected British film, television, singing and stage stars to release an all star recording of the show. Tony Osborne provided musical direction, with
John Barry and His Orchestra providing backing on two songs with
Adam Faith
Terence Nelhams Wright (23 June 1940 – 8 March 2003), known as Adam Faith, was an English singer, actor, and financial journalist. As a British rock and roll teen idol, he scored consecutive No. 1 hits on the UK singles chart with " What ...
. The cast included the author
Lionel Bart
Lionel Bart (1 August 1930 – 3 April 1999) was an English writer and composer of pop music and musicals. He wrote Tommy Steele's "Rock with the Caveman" and was the sole creator of the musical ''Oliver!'' (1960). With ''Oliver!'' and his work ...
himself,
Alfie Bass
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,
Adam Faith
Terence Nelhams Wright (23 June 1940 – 8 March 2003), known as Adam Faith, was an English singer, actor, and financial journalist. As a British rock and roll teen idol, he scored consecutive No. 1 hits on the UK singles chart with " What ...
,
Harry Fowler
Henry James Fowler (10 December 1926 – 4 January 2012) was an English character actor in film and television. Over a career lasting more than six decades, he made nearly 200 appearances on screen.
Personal life
Fowler was born in Lambeth, so ...
,
Joan Heal,
Sidney James,
Alfred Marks,
Marion Ryan,
Tony Tanner, and the Williams Singers. The finale with the entire company also had vocals with "several celebrities present at the session" (according to the liner notes), including
Glen Mason,
Sean Connery
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, John Burgess, Pip Wedge, Jimmy Henney, Stella Tanner, and from the Garrick Theatre original cast, Miriam Karlin. The album was released in 1960 on the
His Master's Voice
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label (CLP 1358).
References
Source
*Garrick Theatre Programme
External links
Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be on Ovrtur.com
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1960 musicals
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