Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire)

''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' is the third studio album by Australian hard rock band AC/DC, originally released only in Europe, Australia and New Zealand in 1976. The album was not released in the United States until 1981, more than one year after lead singer Bon Scott's death. This was also AC/DC's first album in its entirety to be recorded with the same lineup, rather than including at least one track recorded with a different bassist or drummer.

Background

AC/DC began recording ''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' in December 1975 at Albert Studios with Harry Vanda and George Young (elder brother of guitarists Malcolm and Angus) producing. In April 1976, the band went on their first tour of the UK, where "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" was released as a single. According to the book ''AC/DC: Maximum Rock & Roll'', Vanda and Young travelled to the UK to record several songs with the band at Vineland Studios for a scheduled EP, which was eventually scrapped. "Carry Me Home" later appeared in 1977 as a B-side to " Dog Eat Dog", while "Dirty Eyes" remained unreleased and was later reworked into "Whole Lotta Rosie" for 1977's ''Let There Be Rock''. Only "Love at First Feel" was used for ''Dirty Deeds'', but not for the Australian release. A song titled "I'm a Rebel" was recorded at Maschener Studios as well, with music and lyrics written by another elder Young brother, Alex Young. This song was never released by AC/DC, and remains in Albert Productions' vaults. German band Accept later released it as a single, and named their second album after it. ''High Voltage'' was released in the United States in 1976. However, hampered by visa problems and a lack of interest from Atlantic Records in the US, the band returned to Australia to finish their third album.

Cover art for the Australian version was assembled by Richard Ford at EMI Studios, Sydney, Australia.

Also according to ''AC/DC: Maximum Rock & Roll'', years later, Stephen King convinced the band to do the soundtrack for his film ''Maximum Overdrive'' (the soundtrack released as ''Who Made Who'') by putting "Ain't No Fun" on the record player and singing along to the entire song line-for-line in order to prove how much of a fan he was of their music.

The motel featured on the cover of the international release of the album was the Imperial 400 Motel, located at 6826 Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, until being closed down in 1982 and subsequently falling under an assortment of ownerships.

Composition

The title track would become one of the band's most famous songs. Its narrator invites people experiencing problems to either call him on 36-24-36, an actual phone number in Australia in the 1960s (then properly formatted as FM 2436 – 36 translated to FM on the rotary dial or keypad), or visit him at his home, at which point he will perform assorted unsavoury acts to resolve said problems. Situations in which he offers assistance include those involving lewd high school headmasters, and significant others who either are adulterous or persistently find fault with their partners. The term "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" is an homage to the cartoon ''Beany and Cecil'', which Angus watched when he was a child. One of the cartoon's characters was named Dishonest John, and carried a business card that read, "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Special rates for Sundays and holidays." On the ''Live on Donington'' DVD, Malcolm and Angus explained that the concept of the album was to base it as a Bogartian mystery scenario. This was also backed by author Dave Rubin, who stated in his book ''Inside Rock Guitar: Four Decades of the Greatest Electric Rock Guitarists'' that Bogart's movies served as the basis for the album.

In 1981, after the album was released in the U.S., Norman and Marilyn White of Libertyville, Illinois filed a $250,000 lawsuit ($873,683 in 2025) in Lake County, Illinois Circuit Court against Atlantic Records and its distributors because, they alleged, their telephone number was included in the song, resulting in hundreds of prank phone calls. Their attorney told the ''Chicago Tribune'' that the song's 36-24-36 digits were followed by what to his clients sounded like an "8", thus creating the couple's phone number.

Another fan favorite from the album is "Ride On". Atypically for an AC/DC song, it has a sad, slow blues feel and features Bon Scott's reflective lyrics and restrained, soulful delivery. The lyrics concern a man remembering the mistakes he has made in a relationship while drinking. It has frequently been cited as one of AC/DC's best songs. The track is also significant for Angus Young's guitar solo. AC/DC biographer Murray Engleheart observes in his 2006 band memoir: "Overall, ''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' was rougher than ''T.N.T.'' and highlighted the difficulties of recording between increasingly demanding touring commitments. Songs like 'Ain't No Fun,' 'RIP,' 'Jailbreak,' and particularly the lonely resignation of 'Ride On,' were almost character studies of Bon and had a sense of impatience...breaking free and just plain loneliness." "Ride On" was covered by the French band Trust on their self-titled 1979 debut album, after they supported AC/DC live in Paris in the autumn of 1978. Scott jammed the song with Trust at Scorpio Sound Studios in London on 13 February 1980, six days before his death in that city. A recording of this later surfaced on the ''Bon Scott Forever Volume 1'' bootleg. In an interview with Anthony O'Grady of ''RAM'' in August 1976, Scott stated that "Ride On" was "about a guy who gets pissed around by chicks...can't find what he wants." In the same 1976 ''RAM'' interview, Scott revealed that "Squealer" was about a sexual encounter with a virgin. In concert, Scott would often introduce "Problem Child" as being about Angus. "Ain't No Fun (Waiting 'Round to be a Millionaire)" is one of the few AC/DC songs that has cursing, with Scott shouting on the fade, "Hey Howard, how ya doin' friend, my next door neighbour? Oh yeah, get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport!" The rhythm of "There's Gonna Be Some Rockin is very similar to that of "The Seventh Son" by Willie Dixon.

''Record World'' said of "Problem Child" that the group "rocks hard, but with a sure melodic touch and satisfyingly raunchy guitar work."

International releases

A modified international edition was released on Atlantic on 17 December 1976, although the label was unhappy with its vocals and production. (According to bassist Mark Evans, band manager Michael Browning told him he assumed Bon Scott would be fired as a result.) The band even teetered on the brink of being dropped. "The Atlantic A&R department n the USsaid, 'We're sorry, but this album actually doesn't make it, recalled Phil Carson, who had signed the band. We're not gonna put it out and we're dropping the band'… So I went to tlantic executive Nesuhi (Ertegun) and showed him the sales figures that we'd got for ''High Voltage''. They were not awe-inspiring but, considering we'd only paid $25,000 ($139,574 in 2025) for the album, this was not so bad… Nesuhi backed me up and I re-signed the band at that point. I managed to claw it back in. Thank God."

As biographer Murray Engleheart observes in his book ''AC/DC: Maximum Rock & Roll'', the band had not even toured the States yet, a market the band longed to conquer:

Following the American success of ''Highway to Hell'' in late 1979, copies of the album began to appear as imports in the US. Some of these were the original Australian edition on Albert Productions; however, Atlantic also pressed the international version in Australia, and many of these were also exported to the US. Strong demand for both versions (in the wake of the huge success of ''Back in Black'') led the US division of Atlantic to finally authorize an official US release in March 1981. It went straight to No. 3 on the ''Billboard'' album charts.

However, the release was also poorly timed, considering that AC/DC had successfully reinvented itself with a new singer, Brian Johnson. The band was working on a new album, which would ultimately become ''For Those About to Rock We Salute You'', released later that same year; the US release of ''Dirty Deeds'' was widely seen as damaging the momentum for that album, which it outsold. The band was forced to add songs from ''Dirty Deeds'' to its setlist on its subsequent tour, also taking the focus away from their new album.

In the book ''The Youngs: The Brothers Who Built AC/DC'', author Jesse Fink quotes Phil Carson as saying that the release of ''Dirty Deeds'' was "one of the most crass decisions ever made by a record-company executive", blaming A&R man Doug Morris and his New York City cohorts:

The international release had significant variations from the original album. "Jailbreak" (which had preceded the LP's release in Australia and the UK) and "R.I.P. (Rock in Peace)" were jettisoned in favor of "Rocker" (from the 1975 Australian album '' T.N.T.'') and "Love at First Feel". "Jailbreak" did not see a release in the United States, Canada, and Japan until October 1984 as part of the international '' '74 Jailbreak'' EP. A promo-only single, with "Show Business" as its B-side, was released to radio stations in the US at the time. "Love at First Feel" is one of only two tracks from international AC/DC albums not to be available on the band's Australian albums (the other is " Cold Hearted Man", released on European pressings of ''Powerage''); however, "Love at First Feel" was released in Australia as a single in January 1977, with "Problem Child" as its B-side, which peaked in the Kent Music Report Singles Chart Top 100. Note: Used for Australian singles and albums charting from 1974 until Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA) created their own charts in mid-1988. In 1992, Kent back-calculated chart positions for the period 1970–1974. The international release of ''Dirty Deeds'' also contains "Big Balls", one of the band's most infamous compositions, that finds Scott, a deceptively clever lyricist, using double entendres by using ballroom and costume parties to obviously reference his own testicles. AC/DC had mined this territory before on "The Jack" and would again later on songs like "Given the Dog a Bone", but "Big Balls" could be their funniest attempt at sexual innuendo, although the song was controversial in its day and drew the ire of some critics who mistook the band's sense of humor for crude perversity. ''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' also led to more AC/DC appearances on Australia's ''Countdown'' music programme, following those in support of ''High Voltage'' and ''T.N.T.'' These appearances included a live performance of the album's title track, as well as a music video for "Jailbreak".

Two songs on the international album were edited from the full-length versions on the original Australian album. The full-length "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" has the title of the song chanted four times, starting at 3:09, but on the edited version the chant is heard only twice. "Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)" lasted 7:29 on the Australian album but was faded out early to 6:57 on the international version. This means they trim off the Chuck Berry licks and title chanting to the end; however, both these full-length versions were restored on the 1994 Atco Records remastered CD of the international album. The most recent 2003 CD edition by Epic Records goes back to the edited versions, as originally on the 1976 and 1981 international vinyl editions. The uncut versions of both songs were released on the 2009 box set '' Backtracks''. On the original version of "Rocker", included on the Australian ''T.N.T.'' album, the song lasts 2:55 and cuts out abruptly as the guitar riff hits its peak. Conversely, all international editions of the ''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' album have a slightly shorter version where the song fades out at 2:50 before the cut. "Squealer" appears to be longer by thirteen seconds on the international version; this is due to it having a bumper of silence at the end, as it is the final track on the record. "Ride On" has a four-second difference (longer on the international version) which appears to be from a minor speed issue, although the last guitar slide can be heard better on the shorter Australian version.

Reception

''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap'' has been certified 6× platinum both in Australia and in the US, selling at least six million copies, becoming the third-highest-selling album by AC/DC in the US after ''Highway to Hell'' (7× platinum) and ''Back in Black'' (25× platinum). AllMusic gives the album five out of five stars and proclaims "it captured the seething malevolence of Bon Scott...encouraged by the maniacal riffs of Angus and Malcolm Young" and that there was a "real sense of danger to this record."

Greg Kot of ''Rolling Stone'' gives the album a generally positive three out of five stars, commenting; "The guitars of brothers Angus and Malcolm Young bark at each other, Phil Rudd swings the beat even as he's pulverizing his kick drum, and Scott brings the raunch 'n' wail. The subject matter is standard-issue rock rebellion; Scott pauses only once to briefly contemplate the consequences of his night stalking in 'Ride On.

Track listing

Australian version

International version

Notes
*"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was shortened from its original length on the Australian version of the album for the international release.
*"Love at First Feel" was a new track not previously available in Australia. It was later released there as a single.
*"Big Balls" faded out on the original international LP release.
*"Rocker" originally appeared on the Australian '' T.N.T.'' in a slightly longer version without the fade-out.
*"Problem Child" was included on the international release in its original Australian form, whereas the international version of ''Let There Be Rock'' contained a shortened version of the song without the extended ending.
*"Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)" was also shortened from its original length on the Australian version of the album for the international release.

The 1994 remastered international Atco CD release of the album included the full-length Australian versions of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", "Big Balls", "Rocker", and "Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)". They were later reverted to the shortened versions for the 2003 Epic remastered versions of the album with "Big Balls" remaining in its longer version. The 2009 boxed set '' Backtracks Deluxe Edition'' featured the full-length original Australian versions of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" and "Ain't No Fun (Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire)", but not "Rocker", which is nevertheless billed as the original Australian version.

Personnel

AC/DC
*Bon Scott – lead vocals
*Angus Young – lead guitar
*Malcolm Young – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
* Mark Evans – bass guitar
*Phil Rudd – drums

Production
*George Young – production, bass guitar on track 3
*Harry Vanda – production

Charts

Weekly charts

Year-end charts

Certifications

Notes

References

External links

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Lyrics
on AC/DC's official website

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AC/DC albums
1976 albums
Albert Productions albums
Albums with cover art by Hipgnosis
Albums with cover art by Storm Thorgerson
Atlantic Records albums
Albums produced by Harry Vanda
Albums produced by George Young (rock musician)
Beany and Cecil