''A Pyromaniac's Love Story'' is a 1995 American
romantic comedy
Romantic comedy (also known as romcom or rom-com) is a sub-genre of comedy and Romance novel, romance fiction, focusing on lighthearted, humorous plot lines centered on romantic ideas, such as how true love is able to surmount all obstacles. Ro ...
film directed by
Joshua Brand and starring
William Baldwin,
John Leguizamo
John Alberto Leguizamo Peláez (, ; ; born July 22, 1960 or 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and film producer. He has appeared in more than 100 films, produced more than 20 films and documentaries, made more than 30 televisio ...
,
Sadie Frost, and
Erika Eleniak. The original
screenplay
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is by Morgan Ward. It was filmed in
Toronto, Ontario
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.
Plot summary
Sergio is a Toronto pastry shop assistant who is smitten with Hattie, a mousy girl who works in her father Perry's diner and refuses to consider a relationship with him until he begins to earn a decent living. An opportunity presents itself when Linzer, Sergio's employer, offers him $20,000 to torch the store so he can collect the insurance money and use it to give his wife the lifestyle he feels she deserves. Sergio declines the offer, but one night the bakery is burnt to the ground anyway.
Sergio is offered $25,000 to take the blame by the
millionaire
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Many national currencies have, or ...
father of the real culprit, the mentally unstable Garet, who set the bakery on fire as a public declaration of his love for his society girlfriend Stephanie, whose attraction to Sergio, unbeknownst to her vengeance-seeking beau, is unrequited. Despite his innocence, Sergio claims responsibility for the fire so he can use the money to claim Hattie as his own. Linzer, however, has second thoughts about allowing Sergio to pay for the crime, so he confesses he did it, while his wife insists she set the blaze, in order to prevent her husband from being imprisoned. Sgt. Zikowski is left to determine who of the four claiming guilt is the real perpetrator.
Cast
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William Baldwin as Garet
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John Leguizamo
John Alberto Leguizamo Peláez (, ; ; born July 22, 1960 or 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and film producer. He has appeared in more than 100 films, produced more than 20 films and documentaries, made more than 30 televisio ...
as Sergio
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Sadie Frost as Hattie
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Erika Eleniak as Stephanie
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Michael Lerner as Perry
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Joan Plowright as Mrs. Linzer
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Armin Mueller-Stahl
Armin Mueller-Stahl (born 17 December 1930) is a retired German actor who also appeared in numerous English-language films since the 1980s. He was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role in ''Shine (1996 film), Sh ...
as Mr. Linzer
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Mike Starr as Sgt. Zikowski
Principal production credits
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Producer .....
Mark Gordon
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Original Music .....
Rachel Portman
Rachel Mary Berkeley Portman (born 11 December 1960)), a collection of original pieces for piano, violin and cello, with Portman playing the piano. In 2023 she released a second album ''Beyond the Screen – Film Works on Piano'' which features ...
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Cinematography
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Cinematographers use a lens (optics), lens to focus reflected light from objects into a real image that is transferred to some image sen ...
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John Schwartzman
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Production Design
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..... Dan Davis
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Art Direction ..... Peter Grundy
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Set Decoration ..... Jaro Dick
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Costume Design ..... Bridget Kelly
Reception
In his review in ''
The New York Times
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'', Stephen Holden called the film "as cuddlesome as a tombstone in January" and added, "
twants to be a zany urban romance on the order of ''
Moonstruck
''Moonstruck'' is a 1987 American romantic comedy film directed by Norman Jewison and written by John Patrick Shanley. It stars Cher as a widowed Italian-American woman who falls in love with her fiancé's hot-tempered, estranged younger broth ...
'', with a bit of ''
A Midsummer Night's Dream
''A Midsummer Night's Dream'' is a Comedy (drama), comedy play written by William Shakespeare in about 1595 or 1596. The play is set in Athens, and consists of several subplots that revolve around the marriage of Theseus and Hippolyta. One s ...
'' thrown in. But its nearly jokeless screenplay by Morgan Ward is so convoluted with plot twists that the characters barely have time to breathe before the story forces them to adopt a new set of caricatured attitudes."
Roger Ebert
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of the ''
Chicago Sun-Times
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'' said the film "starts out like a lighthearted charmer, and then it goes on and on and on—circling the same plot idea so doggedly that I began to wonder idly what it might have been like as a short subject. It doesn't have a mean bone in its body or, for that matter, a brain in its head . . . The characters behave like simpletons, breaking up and getting back together again at the convenience of the plot. Director Joshua Brand . . . has the nerve to go for the sort of cheerful whimsy of ''Moonstruck'', ''
Sleepless in Seattle'' and ''
While You Were Sleeping''. But whimsy without wit is like an empty smile."
In the ''
San Francisco Chronicle
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'',
Mick LaSalle said it "has a fine cast and a director, Joshua Brand, who has a feeling for the tone of the piece. The film's cinematography is crisp and slightly fantastic, and its sound track is sardonic but warm. But the script—ooh, that script. After a charming first few minutes, ''A Pyromaniac's Love Story'' becomes relentlessly fey, unbearably picaresque and sadistically lyric. Morgan Ward's screenplay is like an inept attempt at a
Giraudoux play or a
John Patrick Shanley script. But without the passion behind it—or the flair for heightened language—the thing is a 100-minute nose-dive."
Joe Leydon of ''
Variety'' called the film "a quirky little gem" and "a modern-day fairy tale with a bemused appreciation of romantic love, blazing passions and other human follies."
In ''
The San Francisco Examiner'', Gary Kamiya observed, "It would take more than a can of lighter fluid to ignite this soggy film. ''A Pyromaniac's Love Story'' aspires to being an offbeat comedy, somewhere between a fairy tale and a whimsical love story. What it is an irritatingly smarmy, implausible mess. A kind of slow-motion
farce
Farce is a comedy that seeks to entertain an audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, ridiculous, absurd, and improbable. Farce is also characterized by heavy use of physical comedy, physical humor; the use of delibe ...
that ill-advisedly attempts to mingle wildly disparate realities and acting styles,
tmight have worked had its various plot strands been ingeniously interwoven. But no
P.G. Wodehouse or
Georges Feydeau is anywhere in sight . . . This film slips between arch cutesiness and semi-seriousness with no discernible pattern or purpose."
''San Francisco Examiner'' review
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1995 films
American romantic comedy films
1995 romantic comedy films
Films set in Toronto
Films shot in Toronto
Hollywood Pictures films
1995 directorial debut films
Films scored by Rachel Portman
1990s English-language films
1990s American films
English-language romantic comedy films
Films produced by Mark Gordon (producer)