''Two Men Went to War'' is a 2002 British

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film based on a true

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story, from Raymond Foxall's book ''Amateur Commandos'' which describes the adventures of two army dental corps soldiers who sneak off on their own personal invasion of

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. The film was directed by John Henderson with a screenplay by Richard Everett and

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Plot

Sergeant Peter King and Private Leslie Cuthbertson of the

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passionately desire to see active service, but are held back. Armed with two revolvers and a handful of grenades, they plan an unauthorised mission to

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. They write to the

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, explaining their intention to fight the Germans. After they finally succeed in getting to France, they stumble across a

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. They blow up what they take to be the main operations room, and then the entire compound unexpectedly erupts with gunfire and explosions. They narrowly evade the Germans and escape in a boat which is later blown up by a mine; the men are picked up by the British and interrogated as possible spies. Once their identities have been established, they are returned to barracks to be court-martialed as deserters. An aide of Churchill had seen their letter, and knew of a commando raid on the radar facility which was facilitated by a diversion due to mysterious explosions in what they discover was actually the cookhouse. The aide intervenes in the court martial, establishes their presence at the enemy radar station and conveys an invitation to tea with the Prime Minister should they ever be in

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. The court nevertheless demotes Sergeant King to the rank of

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and remands Private Cuthbertson to military prison for 28 days, lenient sentences for desertion in wartime. A note on screen tells the viewer that the men never meet again.

Cast

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as Sgt. Peter King *

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as Pte. Leslie Cuthbertson *

Rosanna Lavelle Sally Rosanna Lavelle (born 8 August 1979) better known simply as Rosanna Lavelle, is an English actress. She attended the National Student Theatre in 1997 and then studied at Cambridge University. Lavelle has won critical praise for her stage ...

as Emma Fraser *

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as Faith *

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as Maj. Bates *

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as Col. Hatchard *

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as SM Dudley *

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as Maj. Merton

Facts on King and Cuthbertson from the closing screen notes

King went on to fight in

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against the

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and was awarded the

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for bravery. He also served in the

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in the 1950s and was awarded the

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before moving to

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where he died in a car crash in 1962. After serving his sentence, Cuthbertson was posted to active duty in wartime Europe. In later life, he became Deputy Lord Mayor of the city of

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. He died in 1995.

References

External links

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Detailed plot summary
2002 films British World War II films British films based on actual events Films scored by Richard Harvey Films directed by John Henderson (director) 2000s English-language films 2000s British films