''The Private Eyes'' is a 1980 American

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starring

Tim Conway Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway (December 15, 1933 – May 14, 2019) was an American actor, comedian, writer, and director. From 1966 to 2012 he appeared in more than 100 TV shows, TV series and films. Among his more notable roles, he portrayed the ...

and

Don Knotts Jesse Donald Knotts (July 21, 1924February 24, 2006) was an American actor and comedian. He is widely known for his role as Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on ''The Andy Griffith Show'', a 1960s sitcom for which he earned five Emmy Awards. He also ...

. The pair play bumbling American

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s who work for

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. It was filmed at

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. The film was directed by Lang Elliott and was the final pairing of Conway and Knotts, not counting their cameos as two

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officers in the 1984 film ''

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''.

Plot

The film opens early in the twentieth century, at an English

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with the apparent murder of Lord and Lady Morley in their car by a figure in a black cape.

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Winship (Knotts) and Dr. Tart (Conway), two American detectives transferred over to Scotland Yard because of problems in the United States, travel to the Morley mansion, brandishing a letter from the late Lord Morley asking them to investigate his own murder. They encounter the attractive heiress - the Morley's adopted daughter Phyllis Morley (Trisha Noble) - and are introduced to the manor's questionable staff. As the two investigate the murder, each of the staff, which includes a

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, a

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, a

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, a

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, and an insane

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, are seemingly killed. However, each of their bodies disappear before the detectives can show them to the heiress. Their attempts to update Scotland Yard via

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are continuously thwarted, typically by the death of the pigeon. After discovering the manor's numerous hidden passages, the detectives wind up in a "

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" and Winship is caught in a deadly trap. While Tart clumsily searches for a way to help, the caped figure ("The Shadow") leaps out to rescue Winship from the trap. A

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then frightens them into a trash compactor, where they survive being compressed into a bale of garbage. Once out of the garbage, they find the heiress taking the Morley money and preparing to leave the mansion. She then confesses to having killed the Morleys for their money as she has a gambling habit. Planning to kill the detectives and escape the mansion, she falls backward into a flower bed while retreating, where she is grabbed by the shadowy figure, who has been hiding in the dirt. The shadow scares her to the point that she faints, at which time the shadow takes off his cape, revealing himself to be Lord Morley. Morley had escaped the car crash and gathered the staff to gain their help in a plan to get the heiress to confess to the murder of his wife and the attempt on his own life. Morley remained "dead" (in hiding) as part of the plan, writing the letter to Scotland Yard in order to request Winship and Tart as investigators, presumably because of their incompetence. As Morley explains what he did, the members of the staff appear, having faked their own deaths as part of the plan. The heiress is arrested and Winship and Tart are thanked with a gift of a very rare

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, which is placed in their car. As Winship and Tart drive away, they argue over the existence of creatures known as "wookalars," said to be manlike creatures with superhuman strength and a pig-like face. The film ends with their car careening down the road as they scream in terror, due to the sudden appearance of a wookalar from the sarcophagus.

Main cast

as Inspector Winship *

as Dr. Tart *

Trisha Noble Patricia Ann Ruth Noble (3 February 1944 – 23 January 2021) was an Australian singer and actress. Initially performing as Patsy Ann Noble, she was a teenage pop singer in the early 1960s, with regular appearances on the music and variety tele ...

as Mistress Phyllis Morley *

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as Mr. Uwatsum * Bernard Fox as Justin *

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as Nanny * Stan Ross as Tibet *

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as Jock *

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as Hilda

Background

The two comedic actors Conway and Knotts achieved success onscreen when they were paired in several family-friendly feature films for

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: ''

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'' (1975), ''

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'' (1976), and ''

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'' (1979). Conway and

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wrote a screenplay which became ''

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'' and after its success at the box office in 1979 (and in rentals), Conway and Myhers wrote another Knotts and Conway team-up, ''The Private Eyes''.

Reception

''The Private Eyes'' earned $12 million in rentals during its initial release, and became the highest-grossing film made at

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under

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References

External links

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