The Consonants at Law - Sigma vs. Tau, in the Court of the Seven Vowels

''The Consonants at Law - Sigma vs. Tau, in the Court of the Seven Vowels'' is an essay attributed to Lucian, and appearing in the Loeb Classical Library edition of the Works of Lucian. However the edition notes that it is "probably not by Lucian, but much later than his time", Lucian having died in 180 CE. THE CONSONANTS AT LAW
SIGMA VS. TAU, IN THE COURT OF THE SEVEN VOWELS "This mock prosecution, probably not by Lucian, but much later than his time, is based upon the fact that in the Attic dialect many words originally written with double s came eventually to be pronounced and written with double t, and incidentally mentions words in which l has been substituted for r; g for k and l; z, x, and r for s, and t for d, th, and z. It cannot be adequately translated, for we have nothing of the sort in English." The content of the essay is a mock legal prosecution where the Greek letter Sigma petitions the court to sentence the Greek letter Tau to death by crucifixion:

:: "Men weep, and bewail their lot, and curse Cadmus with many curses for introducing ''Tau'' into the family of letters; they say it was his body that tyrants took for a model, his shape that they imitated, when they set up structures on which men are crucified. ''Stauros'' (cross) the vile engine is called, and it derives its vile name from him. Now, with all these crimes upon him, does he not deserve death, nay, many deaths? For my part I know none bad enough but that supplied by his own shape — that shape which he gave to the gibbet named ''stauros'' after him by men".

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