On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover
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''On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover'' is a satirical book, published in 2005 with a new edition released in 2008, by the
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ous author Richard Meros, and an adapted play of the same name written by Arthur Meek and Geoff Pinfield.


Book

The book was conceived while the author was in
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, and completed while he was writing a Masters thesis at
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. It centres on the author's belief that
Helen Clark Helen Elizabeth Clark (born 26 February 1950) is a New Zealand politician who served as the 37th prime minister of New Zealand from 1999 to 2008, and was the administrator of the United Nations Development Programme from 2009 to 2017. She was ...
, then
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, would find personal and political rejuvenation if she was to take on a younger lover, and that the ideal person to be that lover is Meros. The author contends that Helen Clark is a woman of intellectual pursuits and that:
"her surroundings of subordinates ... probably leaves her with unfulfilled desires for a situation where roles are reversed and she can become the double-double agent of
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deconstructions."
It covers such subjects as
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and a bus strike. The book also contains detailed descriptions of flesh and bodily fluids. The first edition was published by Lawrence and Gibson had a print-run of only 50 copies, but further editions were subsequently released. As of January 2008 the author claimed that only 16 copies had been sold, but in August of that year, after the success of the play, stated that over 400 had been sold.


Critical reception

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'' described the book as a treatise of "
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,
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and cringe-making
erotica Erotica is literature or art that deals substantively with subject matter that is erotic, sexually stimulating or sexually arousing. Some critics regard pornography as a type of erotica, but many consider it to be different. Erotic art may use ...
".


Stage adaptation

The book was adapted for stage by actor Arthur Meek and director Geoff Pinfield, and premiered at Wellington's
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in early 2008. In the play Meek portrays Meros giving a
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presentation lecture tour, narrating why Helen Clark needs a young lover, bringing the issue to the Prime Minister's attention, and impressing her intellect:
"She is a very rational woman. It would take more than chocolates or flowers to woo her. The show is designed to appeal to that rationality"Joanna Hunkin, ''Comedian talks up crush on Helen Clark'', New Zealand Herald, 8 May 2008
He critiques individualist
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and imagines being taken by Clark to a secret "pleasure dome" and bolsters his argument with
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theory. The play was well received critically and described as "slightly disturbing, but highly entertaining... sharp political satire".Helen Sims,
On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover (review)
', Lumiere Reader, 18 January 2008
The play is said to have been seen by staffers of Helen Clark, and recommended by her husband Peter Davis. After a successful first season the play toured New Zealand, and returned to Wellington's
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for a second season.


References

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External links


Lawrence and Gibson Publishing Collective
- book details *

(Press release for the book) *

' - BATS Theatre description of the play. Postmodern plays New Zealand books Political satire books Comedy books 2005 in New Zealand 2005 non-fiction books Works published under a pseudonym Helen Clark Clark, Helen Clark, Helen