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A ''Muggeseggele'' or ''Muckenseckel'' is a humorous Alemannic German idiom used in Swabia to designate a nonspecific very small length or amount of something; it refers to a housefly's
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. It has been called the smallest Swabian unit of measurement and plays a similar role in northern
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. The term ''Muggeseggele'' has an iconic character and is one of the most preferred Swabian idioms. In a 2009 readers' survey by '' Stuttgarter Nachrichten'', the largest newspaper in Stuttgart, ''Muggeseggele'' was chosen as "the most beautiful Swabian word" by a large margin.


Etymology

The Swabian term for housefly is ''Mugg''. This is akin to ''Mücke'', the standard German word for
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. According to linguist Hans-Martin Gauger, the second element in the word ''Muggeseggele'' corresponds to the standard German ''Säckel'', meaning ''little sack''; the term, therefore, must have originally referred to the
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, like the Latin cognate ''saccellus''. This second element in the word occurs independently in Swabian German as ''Seckel'', which is used as a swear word and is thus a rare instance of a sexually themed abusive word in the German language, which mostly uses
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swearing. In the case of ''Muggeseggele'', the sexual and abusive aspect is not at all present. On the contrary, it is mostly used to express a very small but distinctive distance or amount of substance, as in "the soup needs a Muggeseggele of parsley". It can be used in speaking to children and is deemed completely harmless (compare '' Bubenspitzle''). It is used in the TV series '' Ein Fall für B.A.R.Z.'', which takes place in
Fellbach Fellbach () is a mid-sized town on the north-east edge of Stuttgart in Baden-Württemberg, Germany. With a population of approximately 45.430 is the second largest town in the District Rems-Murr-Kreis. The area of the town is . Fellbach was fir ...
. German's public broadcaster SWR's children's website ''SWR Kindernetz'' (kids' network) mention the word in a ''Swabian dictionary'' that presents some peculiarities of the Swabian dialect to their young audience. Kindernetz uses the sentence ''A muggeseggele Zeit hätten wir noch!'' and translates it as ''Ein bisschen Zeit hätten wir noch'', meaning "We still have a tiny bit of time left".


Cultural importance and particular instances of usage

Wolfgang Wulz, president of the ''Verein Schwäbische Mundart'' (Association of the Swabian Tongue), has praised ''Muggeseggele'' and '' Lällebäbbel'' as prominent examples of distinctive and admirable Swabian expressions. Both foreign and German immigrants to Baden-Württemberg tend to include some of the specific dialect expressions in the course of speaking. They often do not adapt to the dialect, but show their desire to integrate into the local community by adopting key regional vocabulary. ''Muggeseggele'' is one of the words deemed funny and distinctive and used in that way as part of a cultural code. A cookery book honoring the relationship between the twinned cities of
Karlsruhe Karlsruhe ( , , ; South Franconian: ''Kallsruh'') is the third-largest city of the German state (''Land'') of Baden-Württemberg after its capital of Stuttgart and Mannheim, and the 22nd-largest city in the nation, with 308,436 inhabitants. ...
and Halle contains a small glossary of Saxon and Alemannic words, including ''Muggeseggele''. An article in '' Süddeutsche Zeitung'' quoted Thomas Lindner, CEO of textile machinery company
Groz-Beckert The Groz-Beckert KG is part of the Groz-Beckert Group based in Albstadt-Ebingen in Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany. Groz-Beckert is the world's leading provider of industrial needles, precision components and fine tools as well as systems and service ...
in
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- Ebingen and Speaker of Verband Deutscher Maschinen- und Anlagenbau (VDMA) and the Chamber of Industry and Commerce in
Reutlingen Reutlingen (; Swabian: ''Reitlenga'') is a city in Baden-Württemberg, Germany. It is the capital of the eponymous district of Reutlingen. As of June 2018, it has a population of 115,818. Reutlingen has a university of applied sciences, which ...
, as saying: "At our Indian premises, everybody knows what a muggaseggele is." Groz-Beckert is a leading company in the production of textile needles and the term ''Muggeseggele'' is therefore used to stress exactitude and diligence as well as Swabian
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throughout the company. The term is used as an example of must-know Swabian vocabulary in courses of Swabian as a foreign language in
Tübingen Tübingen (, , Swabian: ''Dibenga'') is a traditional university city in central Baden-Württemberg, Germany. It is situated south of the state capital, Stuttgart, and developed on both sides of the Neckar and Ammer rivers. about one in three ...
. The same applies for lectures and books written in Swabian. While ''Muggeseggele'' has often been used to refer simply to an extremely small measure, actual measurements of fly penises by an entomologist at the Naturkundemuseum in Stuttgart gave an average length of .


English equivalents

A ''gnat's cock'' or a ''gnat's dick'' is a similar construction in the English language, but it has a more irreverent or obscene aspect. In Scot's English, a "baw hair" is a similar unit of very small distance. In Australia, the colloquial ''bee's dick'' is used.


See also

* Beard-second The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light-year, but applicable to extremely short distances such as those in integrated circuits. It is the length an average
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grows in one second. Kemp Bennett Kolb defines the distance as exactly 100 
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s (10  nanometres), as does Nordling and Österman's ''Physics Handbook''. *
Hair's breadth A hair's breadth, or the width of human hair, is used as an informal unit of a very short length. It connotes "a very small margin" or the narrowest degree in many contexts. Definitions This measurement is not precise because human hair varie ...
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Indefinite and fictitious numbers Many languages have words expressing indefinite and fictitious numbers—inexact terms of indefinite size, used for comic effect, for exaggeration, as placeholder names, or when precision is unnecessary or undesirable. One technical term for such ...
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List of humorous units of measurement Many people have made use of, or invented, units of measurement intended primarily for their humor Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English) is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The ...
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List of unusual units of measurement An unusual unit of measurement is a unit of measurement that does not form part of a coherent system of measurement, especially because its exact quantity may not be well known or because it may be an inconvenient multiple or fraction of a base ...


References

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