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Daniel Lyons (born 1960) is an American writer. He was a senior editor at ''
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'' magazine and a writer at ''
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'' before becoming editor of
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. In March 2013 he left ''ReadWrite'' to accept a position at
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. Lyons is the author of a book of short stories, ''The Last Good Man'' (1993); a novel, ''Dog Days'' (1998); and a fictional biography, ''Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs, a Parody'' (2007). Under the pseudonym "Fake Steve Jobs," he also wrote ''The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs'', a popular blog and parody of
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CEO Steve Jobs. He was a writer and coproducer on HBO's ''
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'' and wrote the script for the May 2015 episode "White Hat/Black Hat," while on a 14-week break from HubSpot in 2014. Dan Lyons authored the book '' Disrupted: My Misadventure in the Start Up Bubble'' (2016) about his time at the Boston, MA startup HubSpot. The book was a ''
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'' bestseller. Readers responded to the book with numerous letters which inspired his next book: ''Lab Rats'' (2018). He has won other literary awards including the 1992 AWP Award for Short Fiction (for his story "The First Snow") and the Playboy College Fiction Award (for "The Greyhound").


Early life and education

Lyons was born in
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. He attended Brooks School in North Andover, MA, a college preparatory school. He received his MFA from the
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in 1992.


Career and blogging


Work as technology analyst

Lyons was a senior editor at ''Forbes'' magazine, covering enterprise computing and consumer electronics. He was also the author of the ''Forbes'' cover article, "Attack of the Blogs", where he wrote that blogs "are the prized platform of an online lynch mob spouting liberty but spewing lies, libel and invective," claiming that
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was primarily created "to bash software maker
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patent lawsuit against IBM, producing laughably biased, pro-IBM coverage." Between 2003 and 2007 Lyons covered the SCO cases against IBM and against Linux. He published articles such as "What SCO Wants, SCO Gets," where he stated that "like many religious folk, the Linux-loving crunchies in the open-source movement are a) convinced of their own righteousness, and b) sure the whole world, including judges, will agree. They should wake up." In 2007 Lyons admitted to being "Snowed By SCO": "For four years, I've been covering a lawsuit for Forbes.com, and my early predictions on this case have turned out to be so profoundly wrong that I am writing this
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... In March 2003, SCO sued IBM claiming that IBM took code from Unix—for which SCO claimed to own copyrights—and put that code into Linux, which is distributed free. Last month a judge ruled that SCO does not, in fact, own the Unix copyrights. That blows SCO's case against IBM out of the water. SCO, of Lindon, Utah, is seeking bankruptcy protection."


Fake Steve Jobs

Lyons began blogging as "Fake Steve Jobs" in 2006. He was able to maintain anonymity for just under one year, despite speculation. Before the identity of Fake Steve Jobs was revealed by ''
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'' technology correspondent Brad Stone on August 5, 2007, ''The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs'' was referenced by numerous online and print media such as
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, '' Der Spiegel'', '' El Mundo'' and CNET. Fake Steve Jobs ranked 37th in a Business 2.0 article entitled "50 Who Matter Now." Previous guesses as to the blog's author included Leander Kahney of ''
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'' (particularly at some of Fake Steve Jobs's Briticisms), Eric Savitz of ''
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of All Things Digital, and
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of the ''
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''. Another suggestion was that Jack Miller, the webmaster/blogger of the "As the Apple Turns" website, which was seemingly abandoned in 2006, but which is still live, could possibly be Fake Steve Jobs. At ''
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s "D: All Things Digital" technology conference, the real Steve Jobs was quoted as saying, "I have read a few of the Fake Steve Jobs things recently and I think they’re pretty funny." During a later joint interview,
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quipped that he was not Fake Steve Jobs. In October 2007 Lyons released the book '' Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs, a Parody'', under the pseudonym "Fake Steve Jobs". Although based largely upon previous material published on ''The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs'' blog, the book creates a more cohesive narrative focusing especially on the stock options backdating scandal looming over Steve Jobs in late 2006 and early 2007. On July 9, 2008, Lyons announced on the Fake Steve blog that he would be launching a new site under his own name and discontinuing writing in a faux-Jobs style. He later announced his decision to place the Fake Steve blog on indefinite hiatus was out of respect for the real Steve Jobs' health:
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The blog was continued in 2009 after news broke that Jobs had recovered from a liver transplant, but then suspended again in January 2011 when Jobs took a second leave of absence for health reasons. After Jobs' death in October 2011, Fake Steve Jobs posted a farewell poem, and has not been active since.


References


External links


The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Real Dan Lyons Web Site

Personal blog Dan Lyons

A video interview of Daniel Lyons about Fake Steve Jobs on Microsoft's Channel 10

Unabridged interview with Lyons by Wallstrip's Lindsay Campbell on the release of his book, ''Options,'' October 28, 2007

Daniel Lyons speaks at Google about his blog, his book, and the real Steve Jobs

Daniel Lyons Speaks at Cody Books in Berkeley, CA

Farewell, Fake Steve Jobs - by Stanley Bing for Slate Magazine

Dan Lyons Silicon Valley Law Interview

Dan Lyons LinkedIn Audio Interview

Video Interview (90Min) by Leo Laporte "Disrupted:My Misadventures in the Start-Up Bubble" May 9, 2016
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