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Sir Alan Patrick Herbert CH (A. P. Herbert, 24 September 1890 – 11 November 1971), was an English humorist, novelist, playwright, law reformist, and in 1935–1950 an
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Member of Parliament for
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. Born in
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,
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, he attended
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and
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, receiving a starred first in
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in 1914. He joined the
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as a seaman in the
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, becoming an officer in the
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. He fought in
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and on the
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, as a battalion
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in 1917, before injury removed him from the front line. After the war he published ''
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'' and in 1924 joined the staff of ''
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''. As an MP he campaigned for private-member rights, piloted the
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through Parliament, opposed Entertainments Duty and campaigned against the Oxford Group. He joined the River Emergency Service in 1938, captaining a boat on the
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in the
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as a petty officer in the Royal Naval Auxiliary Patrol. In 1943, he joined a parliamentary commission on the future of the
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.


Early life and education

Herbert was born at Ashtead Lodge,
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, Surrey, on 24 September 1890. His father, Patrick Herbert Coghlan Herbert (1849–1915), was a civil servant (assistant secretary of the Judicial and Public Department) in the
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, of Irish origin, and his mother, Beatrice Eugenie (née Selwyn), was the daughter of Sir Charles Jasper Selwyn, a
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. His two younger brothers both died in battle: Owen William Eugene,
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,
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, killed at
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in 1914, and Sidney Jasper,
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R.N., killed 1941 aboard HMS ''Hood''. His mother died of
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when he was eight, shortly before he left for The Grange in
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, a preparatory school. Herbert then attended
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, winning the King's Medal for English Verse and the King's Medal for English Speech, presented by Prime Minister
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. He took an active part in the college debating and Shakespeare societies. As a Winchester student, Herbert sent verses to the offices of ''
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'' and received notes of encouragement and suggestions from the editor,
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. Herbert was also Captain of Houses, one of the college's three football divisions. Herbert went to
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as an exhibitioner. He made his first public speech at the Kensington branch of the
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, speaking ''
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'' on
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. His first contribution to ''Punch'' was printed on 24 August 1910: a set of verses entitled "Stones of Venus". He went up to Oxford in October and made his first speech at the
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in November. His work began appearing not only in ''Punch'', but in ''
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'', the ''
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'' and ''
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''. Herbert received a "not very good Second" in
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, and apparently disenchanted with
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, changed his degree to Law. He went into lodgings with Walter Monckton and others and was good friends with the notables
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,
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and
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. Herbert finished at Oxford in 1914 with "a very good First" in
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. He then decided to join his friend Jack Parr as a volunteer at
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in
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for a year. He spent the time "doing what I could:" washing dishes, sweeping floors, running errands and collecting money.


First World War service, 1914–1918

On 5 September 1914, Herbert enlisted at Lambeth Pier as an
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in the
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, which later became one of the constituent bodies of the
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. In early October, news reached him that his brother, Owen Herbert, had been posted "missing, believed killed" in the retreat from
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. Herbert reached the rank of acting
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before being commissioned as a
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in early 1915, when he was posted to Hawke Battalion of the Royal Naval Division (later to come under army command as part of the 63rd (Royal Naval) Division). "C" and "D" companies of the Hawke Battalion left for
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in early 1915, briefly stopping in
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before arriving at the
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on 17 May, and finally reaching Gallipoli on 27 May. Herbert took command of No. 11 Platoon, "C" Company, composed mostly of
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rs and also two men from a remote
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mining town. A week after his arrival, the battalion suffered heavy casualties at the
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. In July 1915, Herbert went down with illness and had to spend time recovering in a military hospital. When he was passed "fit for light duty", he was seconded to the Naval Intelligence Division at
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. It was then that he decided to rent No. 12
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as a dwelling. In summer 1916, when he was passed fit for duty, Herbert returned to Hawke Battalion at their base camp in
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, where he was made assistant adjutant. The battalion moved to the front line at
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in July 1916, and in mid-November it took part in an attack on Beaucourt during the
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, which saw almost the entire battalion wiped out. Herbert was one of only two officers to come out unscathed from the attack. When the battalion returned to the front line at
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in February 1917, Herbert was made the battalion's adjutant, but he was later injured from shrapnel during an attack on Gavrelle, west of
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. On medical leave back in England after the injury, Herbert began writing his first book, ''
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'', which he finished "in a few weeks". He was elected a member of the Savage Club and raised by ''Punch'' to the "exclusive group of its contributors who were allowed to attach their initials to their work." On 2 October 1918, Herbert sailed from
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in a convoy for
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, as assistant to the
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. After arriving at Port Said, he was given a free pass to Cairo and allowed to make a number of unaccompanied incursions inland. He was able to visit several places on the North African coast, and from
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took a train to
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and then to
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. On 11 November, he went by train from
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to
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. Exactly at 11 am, he heard that the Armistice had been signed. As he wrote, "I must have been the only Englishman for at least 80 miles." Herbert was granted shore leave at
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and took the chance to travel to
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, then to Córdoba. He arrived in
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on 22 November and dined with the Embassy's naval attaché, Captain John Harvey, as well as
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and others, before making the return journey to Gibraltar.


Interwar career, 1918–1935

''
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'' was recommended to
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by E. V. Lucas and announced in their spring list in 1919. It was "read all night" by Prime Minister
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, who brought it to the attention of
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, then
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. Montgomery saw it as "the best story of front line war" and Herbert himself believed that court-martial arrangements were subsequently "altered in some way" as a result of the book. However, the book had no great commercial success, which his biographer Reginald Pound puts down to the fact that "Readers, it seems, were tired of war as a dramatic theme." Herbert was
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by
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in 1919 and entered the chambers of Leslie Scott. He was joined by two Oxford friends, Walter Monckton and Henry Strauss, who were called on the same day. Although he spent time at Inner Temple, he never practised law and did not enter a legal career. He later said he was "forever sorry" not to be "of the proud and faithful brotherhood who serve the laws of England." Unable to sustain himself on ''
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''s "eccentric rates of payment", Herbert wrote his second book, ''The House by the River'', in two months. It was published in 1920. He handed his literary business to A. P. Watt, who sold the American rights to ''The House by the River'' and published a collection of his prose submissions to ''Punch'' under the title ''Light Articles Only''. In January 1924,
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, the editor of ''Punch'', invited Herbert to join its staff. Herbert accepted and his accession meant he would receive a salary of £50 a week. In 1925, Herbert attended the Third Imperial Press Conference on behalf of ''Punch'', where he made his first speech in front of a large audience in
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, where it was described as "delectably witty" by Sir Harry Brittain. In 1926, Herbert was invited by
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to write "an entertainment" for the Lyric Theatre, Hammersmith. The result was ''Riverside Nights'', performed at the Lyric in April 1926. His next play, ''The White Witch'', was performed at
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in September 1926.


Early parliamentary career, 1935–1939

Herbert first encountered Parliament in 1934, when he brought the Kitchen Committee of the House of Commons to court for selling liquor without a licence. Hewart, LCJ ruled that the court would not hear the complaint because the matter fell within
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. Since the decision was never challenged in a higher court, it led to a unique situation of uncertainty as to "the extent to which statute law applies to either House of Parliament." The following year Herbert published ''
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'', and Hewart contributed a generous introduction. Herbert first had the idea of standing for Parliament a few weeks before the 1935 general election, when he ran into
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, who had just been rejected as
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candidate for
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. Herbert decided to stand as an
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, aided by
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as his election agent. Herbert wrote an "unconventional" 5,000-word
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, which included the statement, "Agriculture: I know nothing about agriculture." Herbert was elected as an Independent supporter of the National Government. Defying the advice of more experienced members, including
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, he made his
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on 4 December 1935, the second day of the opening session of the new Parliament. He protested to Prime Minister
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on a motion that would give precedence to government bills over
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s. He went into the "No" lobby alongside the members of the
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and fellow University member
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, but the motion was passed by 232 to 5. Churchill praised Herbert for his "composure and aplomb" and famously said: "Call that a maiden speech? It was a brazen hussy of a speech. Never did such a painted lady of a speech parade itself before a modest Parliament." During the speech, Herbert promised to introduce his Matrimonial Causes Bill into law by the end of the Parliament. Herbert's novel ''
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'' (1934) deals at length with the inconsistencies of English divorce law. In 1936, Herbert failed to be drawn in the private members' ballot but managed to get the Conservative Rupert De la Bère to sponsor the bill. On 20 November, Herbert made a speech in its favour and it passed its second reading by 78 votes to 12. It was given a third reading in the House of Lords on 19 July 1937 and passed by 79 votes to 28. It was passed, somewhat strengthened by the House of Lords, in 1938 as the
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. It allowed divorce to be given without requiring proof of
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, but fake adulteries and bizarre rules about collusion persisted until the
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came into force in 1971. During the prewar period, Herbert drafted a number of bills that were printed on the Order Paper, including a Betting and Bookmakers Bill, a Public Refreshment Bill and a Spring (Arrangements) Bill, which was written in verse. Herbert made numerous attacks on the Entertainments Duty, which had been introduced as a "temporary, war-time tax" in 1916. In his campaign against the duty, Herbert worked closely with William Mabane, and they made some headway when in 1939 the Chancellor of the Exchequer
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reduced the duty. Herbert also spoke out against the proposed Population (Statistics) Bill in 1937 by making a speech that was received with "loud laughter" in the Commons chamber, making it, according to ''Punch'', "an astonishing occasion". Herbert and others brought in several amendments to the bill before it reached the statute book in 1938. Herbert was also a fervent opponent of the Oxford Group and its leader,
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. In particular, he opposed the use of "Oxford" in its name and its supposed association with the
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. He was supported by the university in his endeavours, particularly by the
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, which unanimously passed a resolution in support of him. Support for Herbert was also expressed by
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, the Warden of
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, and Douglas Veale, the Registrar of the University of Oxford.


Second World War service, 1939–1945

On 3 November 1938, Herbert enrolled himself and his boat, the ''Water Gipsy'', in the River Emergency Service, which was under the control of the
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. Over the summer of 1939, he had taken part in exercises involving simulated air raids and casualty retrieval. In early September 1939, the River Emergency Service reported to its war stations. Herbert's own crew consisted of Darcy Braddell, vice-president of the
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,
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,
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and John Pudney. At the sounding of the first air-raid siren in London in 1939, the ''Water Gipsy'' was anchored off the Speaker's Steps by Westminster Bridge. A number of MPs left the Commons following the sirens and cheered the ''Water Gipsy'' as the only naval vessel in sight before they saluted it. During the Second World War, Herbert was the only
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in the
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, and he wore his uniform on any and every occasion during the war. He turned down efforts to persuade him to apply for a commission, although he once appeared before a selection board against his will. He also turned down the offer of a role in Churchill's
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when asked by saying, "No, thank you, sir. I'm quite happy where I am." Herbert was sent to
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in 1943 with
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and
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as members of a parliamentary commission to investigate the future of the dominion. Of the alternatives, he supported independence, rather than Confederation with Canada.


Later parliamentary career, 1945–1950

After his re-election in the 1945 general election on 5 July, Herbert noted of the new Parliament that "the surge of Socialism into the House of Commons was something to see." The Labour Party, under
Clement Attlee Clement Richard Attlee, 1st Earl Attlee, (3 January 18838 October 1967) was a British politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1945 to 1951 and Leader of the Labour Party from 1935 to 1955. He was Deputy Prime Mini ...
, had won 393 seats and the Conservatives had won only 197. Herbert said of the newly elected Labour MPs, "Arrogance, I am sorry to say, remained. There was such a concerto of nastiness and hate and imbecile yelling, that I thanked God, many times, that I was an Independent and could be silent without disloyalty". Herbert campaigned to ensure that the newly elected MPs realised the significance of private members' time. He prepared a number of private member's bills, including ones covering betting reform, legal aid for the poor, a fairer voting system, and the abolition of
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. However, he was unsuccessful in his first attempt to guarantee private members' time, which was restored later in the Parliament. In autumn 1945,
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had the essay ''
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'' published in the magazine ''
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'' and named Herbert as one of the followers of "neo-Toryism", who were marked by a "desire not to recognise that British power and influence have declined." Herbert's biographer, Reginald Pound, noted, "APH would have rejected the Tory affiliation, though his inclinations were with the Right." From July 1945 to 1946, Herbert worked on the
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for Charles B. Cochran's new musical, ''Big Ben''. It opened at the
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on 17 July 1946 and was watched on its opening night by Churchill, Montgomery, Attlee and Herbert, but Cochran himself was too ill to attend. During its first three months, it took an average of £4,000 a week at the box office, but the running costs were also high and so there was no fortune in it for Cochran or for Herbert. Its run was over at the end of 1946, after 172 performances. Cochran commissioned Herbert to write another musical, ''
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'', which opened at the Adelphi on 26 April 1947. It ran for two-and-a-quarter years, was the source of "an accretion of cash" for Herbert, and was being Cochran's most successful musical. It includes the hit song ' Ma Belle Marguerite'. Herbert sat on the Supreme Court Committee on Practice and Procedures, chaired by Raymond Evershed, investigating the cost of litigation. He also chaired the Literary Sub-Committee of the
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in London, which judged the literary compositions of 29 nations in their own languages. He accepted an invitation to serve on the Council of the
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to be held in 1951. At the time, he was already a member of the Thames Conservancy Board, a trustee of the
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, president of the
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and a vice president of the Pedestrians' Association for Road Safety. In addition he authored a critical study of royal commissions for the
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, which was dismissed for its "light touch". Herbert commented: "Had it included graphs and tables and been written in a heavy style it would have been accepted as a major contribution to the practice of sound administration." Herbert was re-elected in the 1945 general election and continued as an MP until University seats were abolished in 1950 under the
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. Herbert's last speech, on 23 November 1949, was strongly in favour of the
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. He was
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in 1945 in
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's Resignation Honours. ''
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'' noted "his individual niche in the parliamentary temple as the doughty vindicator of the private member's rights, including not least the right to legislate." In 1951, Herbert published a memoir of his service in the House of Commons: ''Independent Member'' (Garden City, New York: Doubleday & Co., Inc., 1951). Ten years later he was the subject of a ''
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'' TV programme in 1961, when he was surprised by
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.


Personal life

Herbert first met his future wife, Gwendolyn Harriet Quilter, daughter of Harry Quilter, in the summer of 1914. They became engaged in December 1914 and were married in the first week of 1915 by Frederic Iremonger, Vicar of St James the Great in
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. Herbert wore his formal dress uniform as an Acting Leading Seaman for the wedding. They spent their honeymoon in a room in
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. Gwendolyn lived to the age of 97, dying in 1986. Lady Herbert was elected in 1966 as the first President of Hammersmith Chess Club and was a well-known face on the chess circuit. They had four children: Crystal, Lavender,
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and John. The present Labour Party Member of Parliament for Chesterfield, Toby Perkins, is Herbert's great-grandson.


The Thames

Herbert loved the River Thames. He lived beside it at
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, West London. He was a member of the Thames Conservancy Board and a Freeman of the
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. In 1966 he wrote a book, ''The Thames'' (
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), in which he explored the "machinery" of the river in all its aspects.


Death

In the last days of 1970, Herbert was taken to
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in
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, after a seizure that affected his left side and arm. Within six weeks, he was home again, but over many months his physical powers waned. In August 1971, he wrote his last letter to ''The Times'', an appeal for parliamentary good manners in refraining from "witty derision of the literary exertions of Mr
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" and of the "marine activities" of
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. By then, he was describing himself as "a recumbent nuisance". A. P. Herbert died on 11 November 1971. Obituaries were published in ''The Times'' and in ''Punch''. ''The Times'' accompanied its obituary notice with a leading article, saying he had done "more than any man of his day to add to the gaiety of the nation." A memorial service on 6 December in the church of
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which was "crowded to overflowing". On 7 December, the ''
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'' of the
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appeared with four pages of tributes to Herbert by congressmen from Ohio, Missouri, West Virginia and Wisconsin. Robert H. Land, chief of the Reference Department of the
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, later said that there was " orecord or recollection of a similar tribute to another English writer in the proceedings of Congress."Pound, pp. 299–301.


References by other authors

In a 1957 article entitled "Over Seventy", lamenting the decline of the humorist, P. G. Wodehouse wrote: "I want to see an A. P. Herbert on every street corner, an Alex Atkinson in every local." The title of
Alexandra Fuller Alexandra Fuller (born in 1969 in Glossop, England) is a British-Rhodesian author. Her articles and reviews have appeared in '' The New Yorker'', '' National Geographic'', ''Granta'', ''The New York Times'', ''The Guardian'' and ''The Finan ...
's 2001 memoir '' Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood'' is taken from a Herbert quote, "Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, for Mother will be there."


"Misleading cases"

Starting in 1910, he contributed regularly to ''
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''. One series of his that it took was '' Misleading Cases in the Common Law'' – the work for which he is best remembered. These were satirical pieces in the form of " law reports" or "
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s" on various aspects of the English legal and judicial system. Many featured the exploits of Albert Haddock, a tireless and veteran litigant. One of the best-known and most colourful is '' Board of Inland Revenue v Haddock,'' also known as "The Negotiable Cow". Even the title is a humorous allusion to the entirely serious "Smith's Leading Cases". Herbert often referred to himself as "A. P. Haddock" in skits in ''Punch'' magazine, whether or not these had a courtroom setting. Thanks to their realism, Herbert's satires were on several occasions mistakenly reported by newspapers, both in Britain and elsewhere, as factual. One of the "cases", supposedly establishing a novel crime of "doing what you like", was sharply criticised by an American
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article, whose author failed to note its entire absurdity. As such, Herbert's contributions are examples of the literary technique known as
false document A false document is a technique by which an author aims to increase verisimilitude in a work of fiction by inventing and inserting or mentioning documents that appear to be factual. The goal of a false document is to convince an audience that what ...
. Whereas in these fictitious law reports, the fictitious judges and lawyers regularly cited various real and venerable authorities, such as
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, they were prone also to citing texts of Herbert's own imagining, such as "Wedderburn on Water Courses" and "A. Capone's Handbook for Bootleggers". More importantly, the cases were Herbert's vehicles for law-reform work. Beneath their satire, they often made cogent legal or political points that tied into his personal crusades against obsolescent legislation. Although fictional, they are consequently sometimes quoted in judicial decisions, and are also the subject of academic research.''Uncommon Law'', ''Rumpelheimer v Haddock'': Port to Port, 37, pp. 237–242. A misleading case hangs on the question of
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when a car collides with Haddock's dinghy on a flooded road. The English use
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, but the
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dictate right-hand traffic.
Over his lifetime Herbert published five collections, entitled ''Misleading Cases in the Common Law'', ''More Misleading Cases'', ''Still More Misleading Cases'', ''Codd's Last Case'' and ''Bardot M.P.?''. Stray cases also appear in his collections of miscellaneous humorous essays, such as ''General Cargo''. Virtually all the cases were assembled into two omnibus volumes, ''Uncommon Law'' in 1935 and ''More Uncommon Law'' in 1982. A shorter selection, ''Wigs at Work'', appeared in 1966. The BBC successfully adapted these for television, as three series of ''
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'' (1967, 1968 and 1971), with
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as Haddock and
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as the judge, Mr Justice Swallow.


Novels and other writings

Herbert wrote eight novels, including '' The Water Gipsies'' (1930) and '' Number Nine'' (1951), about a post-war civil service, a weekend selection and 15 plays, including the light operas '' Tantivy Towers'' (1931) and ''Big Ben'' (1946), and the comedy ''
Bless the Bride ''Bless the Bride'' is a musical with music by Vivian Ellis and a book and lyrics by A. P. Herbert, the third of five musicals they wrote together. The story is about an English girl who elopes with a debonair French actor; he goes off to serv ...
'' (1947), which ran for two-and-a-quarter years in London. In addition to his fiction, Herbert wrote ''What a Word!'' in 1935, continuing his campaign in ''Punch'' for better use of English, including a section on "Plain English", more than a decade ahead of Sir
Ernest Gowers Sir Ernest Arthur Gowers (2 June 1880 – 16 April 1966) is best remembered for his book ''Plain Words,'' first published in 1948, and his revision of Fowler's classic '' Modern English Usage''. Before making his name as an author, he had a long ...
's more celebrated work. Characteristically, Herbert uses humour to make his serious points about good writing. He authored the lyrics of the patriotic song "
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", set in 1940 to the music of Edward
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's '' Pomp and Circumstance March No. 4''. In 1944, a set of posters by
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, a personal friend, called ''Seeing It Through'', were accompanied by Herbert poems. They describe the work of certain professionals in London in the war. After the war he wrote a booklet, "The War Story of Southend Pier", detailing when the pier was taken over by the Royal Navy in World War II. In 1967, Herbert published ''Sundials Old and New; or, Fun with the Sun''; a book describing in detail his long fascination with and experiments in sundial technology. In the book, he describes all manner of sundials, and recounts many of his experiments in designing and building different models, including a few that could be used to tell your position on the earth as well as the local time. In 1970 Herbert published ''A.P.H., His Life and Times'', dedicated to "My dear wife, for our 56th anniversary".


Selected filmography

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Publications


General

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The Secret Battle ''The Secret Battle'' is a novel by A. P. Herbert, first published in 1919. The book draws upon Herbert's experiences as a junior infantry officer in the First World War, and has been praised for its accurate and truthful portrayal of the mental ...
'', 1919, Methuen (A novel about a soldier executed for cowardice) *'' The House by the River'', 1921, Methuen (A novel about a war poet who commits a murder.) Film:
House by the River ''House by the River'' is a 1950 American crime melodrama directed by Fritz Lang and starring Louis Hayward, Lee Bowman and Jane Wyatt. It is based on the 1921 novel of the same title by A. P. Herbert. Plot A rich novelist, Stephen Byrne, who l ...
(1950) *''Little Rays of Moonshine'' (1921), also known as ''Light articles only'' (1922) *''The Man About Town'' (1923) *''The Old Flame'' (1925) *''Misleading Cases in the Common Law'' (1927) *''Honeybubble & Co.'' (1928) *''Topsy, M.P.,'' 1929, Ernest Benn *'' The Water Gipsies'', 1930, Methuen *''No Boats on the River'', 1932, Methuen *''What a Word!'', 1935, Methuen *''
Holy Deadlock ''Holy Deadlock'' is a 1934 satire, satirical novel by the English author A. P. Herbert, which aimed to highlight the perceived inadequacies and absurdities of contemporary divorce law. The book took a particularly lenient view of the need for d ...
'', 1934, Methuen *''
Uncommon Law ''Uncommon Law'' is a book by A. P. Herbert first published by Methuen in 1935. Its title is a satirical reference to the English common law. The book is an anthology of fictitious law reports first published in ''Punch'' as ''Misleading Cases' ...
'', 1935, Methuen; 1969 (new edition), Methuen *''Mild and Bitter'', 1936, Methuen *''The Ayes Have It: The Story of the Marriage Bill'', 1937, Methuen *''Sip!: Swallow!'' (1938) *''General Cargo'' (1940) *''A Better Sky: Or, Name This Star'' (1944) Astronomy *''The War Story of Southend Pier'', 1945, County Borough of Southend-on-Sea *''The Point of Parliament'' (1946) *''Topsy Turvy'' (1947) *''The Topsy Omnibus'', 1949, Ernest Benn *''Independent Member'', 1950, Methuen; republished October 1970 () *'' Number Nine'', 1951, Methuen () *''Codd's Last Case'', 1952, Methuen *''Why Waterloo?'', 1952, Methuen *'' Made for Man'', 1958, Methuen (Novel) *''Look Back and Laugh'' (1960) *''Bardot, M.P.'', 1964, Methuen *''The Thames'' (1966), Weidenfeld & Nicolson *''Wigs at Work'', 1966 *'' Sundials Old and New: Or, Fun with the Sun'', 1967, Methuen *''The Singing Swan: A Yachtsman's Yarn'', 1968 (Novel) *''In The Dark; The Summer Time Story and The Painless Plan'', 1970, The Bodley Head *''A.P.H., His Life and Times'', 1970, Heinemann *''More Uncommon Law'', 1982


Drama and musicals

*''Double Demon, an Absurdity in One Act'' (1926) *'' The Red Pen'', radio opera, music by
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, BBC broadcast, 7 February 1927 *''Fat King Melon and Princess Caraway: A Drama in Five Scenes'' (1927), music arranged by Dennis Arundell *'' Derby Day: A Comic Opera in Three Acts'' 931 music by Alfred Reynolds *'' Tantivy Towers: A Light Opera in Three Acts'' (1931), music by Thomas Dunhill * ''Home and Beauty'', (1937) coronation revue, music by
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, produced by C B Cochran,
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*''Big Ben: A Light Opera in Two Acts'' (1946), music by Vivian Ellis *'' Bless the Bride: A Light Opera in Two Acts'' (1947), music by Vivian Ellis


Poetry

*''A.T.I. 'There is no need for alarm (1944) with drawings by
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*''Play Hours with Pegasus'' (1912) *''Half-hours at Helles'' (1916) *''The Bomber Gypsy, and Other Poems'' (1919) *''The Wherefore and the Why; Some New Rhymes for Old Children'' (1921) *''Laughing Ann, and Other Poems'' (1925) *''Plain Jane'' (1927) Poems and plays in verse *''Ballads for Broadbrows'' (1930) *''A Book of Ballads, Being the Collected Light Verse of A. P. Herbert'' (1931) *''Let Us be Glum''
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*''Siren Song'' (1941) *''Well, Anyhow... or Little Talks'' (1942) *''Bring Back the Bells'' (1943) *''Less Nonsense!'' (1944) *''Light the Lights'' (1945) *''Leave my Old Morale Alone'' (1948) Includes: ''Siren song / Let us be glum / Bring back the bells / Well, Anyhow... or Little Talks / Less nonsense! / Light the lights'' *''Full Enjoyment and Other Verses'' (1952) *''Silver Stream: A Beautiful Tale of Hare & Hound for Young & Old'' (1962) *''The Spider''


Styles

*1890–1914: Mr Alan Patrick Herbert *1914–1914:
Ordinary Seaman __NOTOC__ An ordinary seaman (OS) is a member of the deck department of a ship. The position is an apprenticeship to become an able seaman, and has been for centuries. In modern times, an OS is required to work on a ship for a specific amount ...
A. P. Herbert *1914–1914:
Able Seaman An able seaman (AB) is a seaman and member of the deck department of a merchant ship with more than two years' experience at sea and considered "well acquainted with his duty". An AB may work as a watchstander, a day worker, or a combination o ...
A. P. Herbert *1914–1915: Acting Leading Seaman A. P. Herbert *1915–1918:
Sub-Lieutenant Sub-lieutenant is usually a junior officer rank, used in armies, navies and air forces. In most armies, sub-lieutenant is the lowest officer rank. However, in Brazil, it is the highest non-commissioned rank, and in Spain, it is the second hig ...
A. P. Herbert RNVR *1918–1935: Mr A. P. Herbert *1935–1939: A. P. Herbert MP *1939–1945:
Petty Officer A petty officer (PO) is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotation OR-5 or OR-6. In many nations, they are typically equal to a sergeant in comparison to other military branches. Often they may be super ...
A. P. Herbert MP *1945–1950: Sir A. P. Herbert MP *1950–1970: Sir A. P. Herbert *1970–1971: Sir A. P. Herbert CH


References


Sources

*Reginald Pound (1976), ''A. P. Herbert: A Biography'', London: Michael Joseph *A. P. Herbert (1950), ''Independent Member'', London: Methuen


External links


A. P. Herbert Collection
at the
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''Time'' profile, 1952Pathé News (1946) Meet – Sir Alan Herbert.
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