The League

''The League'' is an American television sitcom that aired on FX and later FXX from October 29, 2009, to December 9, 2015, for a total of seven seasons. The series, set in Chicago, is a semi-improvised comedy show about a fantasy football league, its members, and their everyday lives.

Premise

Set in Chicago, the series revolves around six friends who participate in a fantasy football league. The show follows the friends, who would do anything to win, while also dealing with the after effects of their pranks and often dangerous antics they perform on one another.

Episodes

Cast

Main characters

* Mark Duplass as Peter "Pete" Eckhart: Three-time league champion who separates from his wife Meegan (Leslie Bibb) in the pilot episode. Several episodes revolve around his interaction with women. Pete is known for tricking his gullible friends (particularly Taco and Andre) into making poor fantasy-football trades they call "trade rapes." He works in a cubicle in sales, avoiding doing actual work as much as possible, though in the season 5 episode "The Automatic Faucet" he declares he is done with fantasy football and focuses solely on work—except for when he helps his boss set up a team for an office project much like he did with his fantasy-football lineup, which actually earns him a promotion. In Season 7, he becomes a referee. He creates, and is commissioner of, the "Sacko", the "worst-team" trophy created during the episode "The Reunion". He still holds the North Winnetka High School pole-vault record. He once got a "Fear Boner" when he bought Chicago Bears tickets from a man in the park. In the series finale, Pete wins $1 million and retires into the sunset, winning the beach house. It is also revealed that Pete, not Andre, is the father of Meegan's child.
* Nick Kroll as Rodney Ruxin: A Jewish product-liability attorney, he is just as ruthless and obnoxious in the League as he is in the courtroom. He "out-kicked his coverage" with his wife Sofia, so goes to great lengths to please her. He is constantly torn between his need to please her and his desire to crush his League opponents. In many episodes, and all of season 3, Ruxin is extremely paranoid, often thinking that his opponents are "trying to get into his head", or that other League members are "in collusion" to cheat him, but his paranoid hunches have been correct at least twice: in "Expert Witness" and "The Lockout." In "The Bounce Test," he describes his own appearance: "I look like a Nazi propaganda cartoon of a Jew." He and Sofia have a son named Geoffrey ("Baby Geoffrey"). He hates being called Rodney, preferring to be called Ruxin; his sister Rebecca (Lizzy Caplan) calls him the "Rod-Man" and Taco sometimes calls him "Ruspin," two nicknames he finds equally unfavorable. He wins the season-2 League championship. In high school his reputation for dating large women earned him the nickname "The Herdsman." He inherited his sarcastic nature from his father Rupert (Jeff Goldblum), who also prefers to be called Ruxin. After catching Kevin in his "clown car of lies," he declares season 3 to be null and void and claims himself winner via default after miraculously healing (upon catching sight of Shiva) from the after-effects of a stress-induced stroke from discovering the collusion. He then agrees that the events of season 3 of the TV show—season 7 of their actual League-—would count in exchange for becoming the new league commissioner—and for the naming rights to Kevin and Jenny's newborn, which he trades to Taco for his #1 draft pick. He is commissioner only in season 4. Ruxin is a graduate of Northwestern University.
* Katie Aselton as Jenny MacArthur (née Banger): Kevin's wife, who helps him run his team and has as much enthusiasm for the League as the actual members do during season 1. When Kevin loses a bet to Pete in season 1, Jenny is forced to streak since she is clearly the manager for Kevin's team. In season 2, Jenny wants her own team for the League, but the members vote to give the vacant spot to Ruxin's brother-in-law Rafi; angered, Jenny seeks revenge by helping Ruxin draft instead. She is introduced into the League during that season to replace Rafi and eventually loses to Ruxin's team in the Shiva Bowl. Her foul mouth is well equal to Kevin's and their daughter Ellie already takes after them. At the end of Season 3, she tells Kevin that their second child is on the way. She gives birth to their son in the Season-4 premiere. She defeats Andre in Season 5's Shiva Bowl.
* Paul Scheer as Dr. Andre Nowzick: A bald, rich plastic surgeon whose naïveté makes him the brunt of many jokes. He wears what he believes to be trendy clothing, for which his friends mercilessly mock him. He tries to be cool by using current slang, particularly the jargon of hip-hop culture, but his friends constantly rebuke him, as do others, such as professional football player Chad Johnson. Andre wins the Shiva at the end of season 1 after entering a committed relationship with Shivakamini Somakandarkram (the namesake of the League trophy). In the season-2 premiere, Andre renames the trophy "the Dre"; the others quickly rename it "the SheDre." The worship of a false god in "the Dre" results in bad luck, which is nicknamed "DrAIDS." This results in the worst record in the League and he quickly falls from first to worst. As the Sacko recipient, he receives innumerable punishments that range from embarrassing to cruel. For instance, in season 3 he's locked out of his apartment while Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) creates a low-budget porno based loosely on Andre's life. Andre's sister Heather (Sarah Silverman) has had sex with everyone in the League except Andre, Jenny, and Ruxin. Andre was engaged to his interior decorator Trixie Von Stein (Jayma Mays) but their wedding was sabotaged by the League. He also starts a winebar, Menage a Cinq, with fellow League member Russell, but Russell's sex addiction spoils things. In season 7, Andre dates, then marries, Pete's ex-wife Meegan.
* Stephen Rannazzisi as Kevin MacArthur: An assistant district attorney and Pete's best friend, Kevin is the league commissioner from Seasons 1–3. He returns to commissioner in season 5. Because he has difficulty competing in the league on his own, he often takes football knowledge from his wife Jenny; the rest of the League teases him incessantly for this. Jenny eventually joins the League herself, replacing Ruxin's brother-in-law Rafi. At the series' beginning, he has never won the Shiva, the award given to the League winners (named after Shivakamini Somakandarkram, a high-school classmate to whom Kevin lost his virginity). In college, he got a "Fear Boner" when he thought he was about to be mugged by somebody who was only asking for directions. Kevin wins in the season-3, but Ruxin declares the entire season null because of collusion and lies, until Kevin agrees to give Ruxin the commissioner role and naming rights to his newborn. Kevin has been "highnotized" (hypnotized under the influence of marijuana) by his brother Taco, which causes Kevin to faint if Taco says the word "pumpernickel." Jenny and Pete have also similarly programmed Kevin, Jenny by using dog-training techniques and Pete by clicking a retractable ballpoint pen. Kevin has a young daughter named Ellie whose foul mouth comes from her parents, and a son born in Season 4's first episode and named Chalupa Batman by his Uncle Taco, but renamed Christopher Benjamin by his parents in the next episode. Rafi, Ruxin's brother-in-law, constantly calls him 'Brian' instead of Kevin.
* Jon Lajoie as Taco MacArthur: Kevin's younger brother, a perpetually stoned, unemployed musician. He doesn't care or know much about American football; he attempts to draft Canadian football players and tends to draft placekickers. He has won the League championship at least once, in 2006, evident by his handwritten name on the trophy. He hooks up with women easily, and lives via handouts from Kevin and his "Eskimo family tree" (people who have slept with women he has slept with), and making his own food (thousand-year-old eggs) and personal-hygiene products, like deodorant. He also makes ringtones (Horse Orgasm or, "Horsegasm"). He takes martial arts, specializing in use of a naginata (a long pole with a blade at the end) and studies of naginatajutsu. He means well but his acts of kindness usually have disastrous results. He is perhaps the most emotional member of the league, prone to crying when his feelings are hurt. In the unrated version of season 1, Ruxin claimed that the reason Taco is such a "frittata" is because they made him smoke marijuana when he was 8. Between seasons 2 and 3, Taco travels around the world and becomes a soap-opera star in Algeria playing a stupid American. He enjoys keeping "guest bongs" in all of his friends' homes for him to use. In season 4, it's revealed that he owns the domain name dallascowboys.com, which Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones purchases for $250,000. In Season 5 he turns his dead uncle's van into multiple unsuccessful small businesses. It is also revealed that when he is not high he is actually very intelligent, probably the most intelligent member of the League. In season 6, his Eskimo-Brother DataBase ends up making him a lot of money and he starts other business ventures after Mark Cuban buys it from him for $1.1 million.

Recurring characters

* Nadine Velazquez as Sofia Ruxin, Ruxin's Latina wife. She has a close friendship with Taco, which Ruxin can't stand. She dies while undergoing vaginal rejuvenation in Puerto Rico.
* Jason Mantzoukas as Rafi, Sofia's deranged, obnoxious brother, aka "Bro-lo el Cuñado." Best friend and possible lover of porn director Dirty Randy. He shared a bed with Sofia until she was 18. He was an altar boy as a child, but had to quit after he raped a priest. He always calls Pete "Tall Guy" and believes Kevin's name is Brian. His residence has a large number of "load-bearing chairs" stacked up and has a "toilet-kitchen." Rafi stores a never-ending supply of hotdogs in his pants, referring to them as "pocket dogs." He is a diabetic. He gets "murder boners" when practicing his MMA skills and gets a "war boner" when playing paintball. He thinks that he is Baby Geoffrey's true father. Occasionally he has suggested that he and Sofia shared an incestuous relationship in the past (not directly denied by Sofia). Many times when he vomits, he defecates; many times when he defecates, he orgasms. Ruxin's sarcasm led him to take on the role of Bobbum Man in real life. He is apparently killed by Dirty Randy in a duel. In Season 6's "When Rafi Met Randy," it is revealed Rafi was once a normal family man until Randy's business partner fell to his death on top of Rafi's wife and two sons, killing them all. After numerous suicide attempts, Rafi was checked into a mental asylum along with Randy. An overzealous nurse subjected them both to shock therapy that would alter their minds and result in their current deranged states. Immediately after Randy revealed that he was responsible for the deaths of Rafi's family, Rafi was subjected to a partial lobotomy that made him forget them completely. It is also revealed how Rafi was returned to life via special means.
* Alina Foley as Ellie MacArthur, Jenny and Kevin's young daughter. She has inherited her parents' profane language, which got her in trouble with her first grade teacher, Ms. Martin.
* Janina Gavankar as Shivakamini Somakandarkram, a doctor who was the valedictorian of most of the League members' graduating high school class. She is a urologist, specializing in genital reconstruction. She usually appears on season finales, as she's the "patron deity" of the League's trophy. They each present an item to the trophy, which contains a high school photo of her. The only odd episode out is "The High School Reunion" when she was present with the league, revealing in the process that Pete's mother's windshield wasn't busted by a high school friend but rather by Kevin when he lost his virginity to Shiva. Shiva cursed the 2012 season of the League because they would not take her picture off the trophy. She also dated Andre towards the end of Season 1.
* Adam Karchmer as Geoffrey Ruxin, Ruxin and Sofia's son. Ruxin calls him "Baby Geoffrey."
* Rob Huebel as Dr. Russell Deramo, a friend of the gang. He first appears in "The Draft," where he attends Andre's party. He returns in "The Kluneberg," where it is revealed that he moved to New York but recently returned, saying New York was too crowded and too full of "crazy people." He later reveals that he is a sex addict and invites Jenny to join his league. He later replaces her with Rafi, allowing her to join the League. In Season 5, he is a member of Rafi's Domination League with Dirty Randy. He is introduced into the League in Season 6 as a replacement for Ted, claiming his sex addiction is gone due to his passion for wine. He opens a wine bar known as Ménage a Cinq with Andre, but the business fails when his sex addiction relapses.
* Leslie Bibb as Meegan Eckhart, Pete's abrasive ex-wife. They fought constantly. After she gave away his lucky draft shirt, Pete realized that they were not meant to be together and they separated. They finalized the divorce, and she was left with only the house. She had requested their '' The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'' DVD, presumably knowing that it contained a disc with a sex video she had made with Pete, but Pete had already snuck into her house and stolen it, aided by Kevin; Pete never gives it back. She was later seen dating an older man named Ted. She returns in Season 7, where it is revealed that she is now dating Andre, whom she later marries.
* Seth Rogen as Dirty Randy – Rafi's friend who works as a librarian and a pornographer. He works at the library for the infrastructure and says "it's a place where you can find desperate people and you can pay them in drugs and alcohol to work as part of the porn production team." Before he was a porn director he was homeless, kicked out of the military, a crack dealer, and a porn location scout. He met Rafi in an asylum, an experience he describes as "very romantic." He believes that puns "are as vital to the porn business as they are to the pet shop and children's barbershop industries." He directed such movies as the controversial "Shitler's List" (the controversy was that it was shot in black and white), "Toe-Bangers 3" (the SEAL Team Six member who shot Osama bin Laden found a copy of it in the compound, but the Government will not release the footage), "Dr. Andre Nodick," and "12.12.12: The Mayan Cockandlips" (filmed in the loft Deion Sanders bought from Andre). In Season 5, he is also a member of Rafi's "Domination League." He threatens Ruxin with a trident made from dildos. In Season 6's "When Rafi Met Randy," Randy is revealed to have been a successful businessman who accidentally knocked his partner off a construction building where the man crushed the family of a then-normal Rafi. The two were committed to the same mental institution where numerous shock therapy sessions resulted in their deranged states. When Randy realized he was responsible for the death of Rafi's family, he used another shock session to induce him to forget about them.
* Brie Larson as Ashley, Baby Geoffrey's former au pair who was hired due to her good looks. Pete quickly begins sleeping with her, which causes her to neglect her au pair duties. Ruxin wants to fire her, but she extorts him by threatening to tell Sofia that he was masturbating to her photo (he was actually wiping pee off his pants) unless he continues to pay her for doing nothing. To get her to quit, Ruxin enlisted Rafi to hit on her, which ends up backfiring when she brings Rafi into bed with her and Pete to do the "Golden Gate Bridge." Rafi eventually talks her into quitting her job and "moving in" with him at Ruxin's home.
* Ike Barinholtz as Frank "The Body" Gibiatti – Ruxin's high school rival. His sister Gina "dated" Pete for a while. The Body gave (and still gives) the guys a hard time.
* Jayma Mays as Trixie – Andre's former interior decorator and then fiancée. She is allergic to his semen. She breaks off the engagement after discovering the Secret Draft on her wedding weekend, then blinding herself with Andre's semen-filled pee bib while crying. Taco calls her Pixie instead of Trixie.
* Jeff Goldblum as Rupert Ruxin – Rodney's father.
* Will Forte as Chuck – One of the League's two out-of-town members, a recovering alcoholic whom they nicknamed "Two-Nut Chuck." In the Season 5 premiere, it is mentioned that he is in rehab again. In the Season 7 premiere, Chuck reveals that he has testicular cancer.
* Brooklyn Decker as Gina Gibiatti – Frank Gibiatti's sister who briefly dates Pete and then Adrian Peterson.
* Adam Brody as Ted Rappaport – The other out-of-town League member and Season 4 Shiva winner. Ted had AIDS and died after being hit by a car while insulting Kevin via FaceTime.
* Jorma Taccone as Spazz – a member of Rafi's Domination League.
* June Diane Raphael as Pam, a nurse at the mental institution where Rafi was committed; the actress appears in a different episode as Ellie's teacher.
* Zach Woods as Lane, a suicidal acquaintance of Pete's.
* Rob Riggle as Bethesda. Partner at Ruxin's firm and coach of Geoffrey's Little League

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