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Cole Porter Cole Albert Porter (June 9, 1891 – October 15, 1964) was an American composer and songwriter. Many of his songs became standards noted for their witty, urbane lyrics, and many of his scores found success on Broadway and in film. Born to ...

song from the 1934 musical ''

Anything Goes ''Anything Goes'' is a musical with music and lyrics by Cole Porter. The original book was a collaborative effort by Guy Bolton and P. G. Wodehouse, heavily revised by the team of Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse. The story concerns madcap ant ...

''. It is about a man and a woman who take turns complimenting each other. The best-selling version was

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's Victor single, which made the top five. It was the most popular song from ''Anything Goes'' at the start with hundreds of parodies. The lyrics are particularly notable because they offer a snapshot as to what was highly prized in the mid-1930s and demonstrate Porter's rhyming ability. Some of the lyrics were re-written by

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for the British version of ''Anything Goes''.

People and items referenced in the song

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anglicised it for the British version of ''Anything Goes''. Among other changes, he altered two lines from "You’re an O’Neill drama / You’re Whistler’s mama!" to "You’re

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/ You’re Mrs Sweeny" (both figures, later notorious, were widely admired at the time)

Versions of the song

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featured various cover versions of the song as their

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's novel ''

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'' (1985) and the television series of the same name (Euston Films, 1986): A rendering of the song by a fictitious performer, Pinky Pinkerton, includes the line, "You're my Lady Grace", which signifies Lady Grace Fanner in the story.

Parodies

Porter biographer William McBrien wrote that at the height of its popularity in 1934 to 1935 it had become a "popular pastime" to create parodies of the lyrics. Porter, who himself had called the song "just a trick" the public would get bored by, was flooded with hundreds of parodies, one reportedly written by

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. Despite the ribald nature of some of the parodies, McBrien believes few, including a

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parody, were written by Porter or Berlin. The performance of the song in the

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biographical musical ''Cole & Noel'' (2001) had the line "I'm talkin' King Kong's penis".

References

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Library of Congress essay
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