''You Shoot, I Shoot'' (買兇拍人) is a 2001 Hong Kong

black comedy Black comedy, also known as dark comedy, morbid humor, or gallows humor, is a style of comedy that makes light of subject matter that is generally considered taboo, particularly subjects that are normally considered serious or painful to discus ...

film produced, written and directed by Pang Ho-cheung and starring

Eric Kot Eric Kot Man-fai is a Hong Kong singer and actor who studied in California and is the second youngest of three brothers. He formed a comedic music duo with fellow DJ and comedian Jan Lamb called Softhard in the 1980s. He also runs a fashion s ...

and

Cheung Tat-ming Cheung Tat-ming () (born 2 July 1964) is a Hong Kong actor, comedian, director and writer. Personal life Cheung married Ho Nim-chi, a psychiatrist, in September 2001, subsequently announcing their divorce in 2016. They had one son and one daught ...

Plot

Bart (

), a professional contract killer, is requested by his clients to film his killings. He hires aspiring film director Lee Tung-chuen (

) for the filming.

Cast and roles

as Bart *

as Lee Tung-chuen * Chan Fai-hung as Hung * Michael Chan as Bill *

Jim Chim Jim Chim Sui-man (; born 6 May 1965) is a Hong Kong-based stage actor and comedian. Biography Jim Chim, Associate Artistic Director of Theatre Ensemble, co-founded the company with Olivia Yan in 1993. Since then, he has been performing and dire ...

as Double Gun Tai Hung / Kwok Wai-bun * Audrey Fang as Ling, Bart's wife * Miu Fei-lam as Mrs. Ma * Asuka Higuchi as Michiko *

Vincent Kok Vincent Kok Tak-chiu (; born 15 August 1965) is a Hong Kong actor, scriptwriter and film director. Vincent's ancestral hometown is Shandong province. Kok is best known for his frequent collaborations with Stephen Chow, acting and co-writing wi ...

as Camera / X-rated VCD shop owner * Ken Wong as Ray * Nancy Lan as Mrs. Nina Nam *

Lam Suet Lam Suet (; born 1964), or Lin Xue, is a Hong Kong film actor. Life and career Lam was born in Tianjin, and came to Hong Kong as a youth in 1979 to receive inheritance money left by his grandfather. Soon after, all the money had been squander ...

as Fatty *

Tats Lau Tats Lau Yee-Tat (; born 23 February 1963) is a Hong Kong musician, songwriter, singer and actor. Music career During the 1980s, Tats Lau was active in Hong Kong's independent music scene. He established several underground bands including D ...

as James *

Spencer Lam Spencer Lam Sheung Yee (; 14 December 1934 – 23 April 2009) was a football defender, coach and announcer, as well as an actor. Spencer was a graduate of the Chinese University of Hong Kong with an economics major. He was once a secondar ...

- Mr. Tse * Hyper BB as Mahjong girl at restaurant * Frankie Ng as Brother B *

Angela Tong Angela Tong (born 30 June 1975) is a Hong Kong actress. She was born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada with family roots in Shunde, Guangdong, China. She was Miss Chinese Montreal 1995. She was educated in Concordia University. Pageant life After ...

as Mrs. Tong *

Matt Chow Matthew "Matt" Chow Hoi-Kwong (, born 4 August 1968) is a Hong Kong screenwriter, director, actor and producer. He is best known for his romantic comedy films, and has served as a screenwriter for filmmakers Peter Chan, Johnnie To, Wai Ka-Fai, ...

as Porno director * Henry Fong as Foul-mouthed Wah * Yu Ming-hin as Bart's first victim * Chan Yun-ping as Boutique staff * Pang Sau-wai as Girl massaging porno director * Eric Chan as Jackie * Poon An-ying as Tea lady on porno set * Anthony Ng as Bill's thug at restaurant *

Tin Kai-man Tin Kai-Man, also spelled Tin Kai-mun, is a Hong Kong actor and production manager, most notable for his role in '' Shaolin Soccer''. A well-known friend of Stephen Chow, he began acting in his films with the 1994 '' Hail the Judge''. Tin also work ...

as Junkie Derek * Wong Man-chung as Traffic policeman * Joe Cheng as Mrs. Ma's mahjong friend * Henry Yu as Mr. Tai *

Siu Yam-yam Siu Yam-yam (, born 17 August 1950), born Ngai Siu-ngan (倪小雁), is a Hong Kong actress. She has been active in the Hong Kong film industry since 1970. Filmography *''The Calling of a Bus Driver'' (2019) *''A Journey of Happiness'' (2019) * ...

as Mrs. Tai *

Billy Chung Billy Cheung is a Hong Kong-based director. Filmography References * http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/people.asp?id=404 aHong Kong Cinemagic* https://web.archive.org/web/20101005233845/http://hkdf.com.hk/billychung.htm aHong Kong Directors Federat ...

as Bart's MTV victim * Andy Tsang as Bart's MTV victim *

Wilson Yip Wilson Yip Wai-Shun (; born 1964) is a Hong Kong actor, filmmaker and screenwriter. His films include ''Bio Zombie'', '' The White Dragon'', '' SPL: Sha Po Lang'', ''Dragon Tiger Gate'', ''Flash Point'' and the ''Ip Man'' series. Early career ...

as Bart's MTV victim * Lam Chiu-wing as Bart's MTV victim * James Tse as Bart's MTV victim * Wenders Li as Bart's MTV victim * Roy Szeto as Bart's MTV victim *

Peter Kam Peter Kam Pui-Tat (, born August 23, 1961) is a music composer for Hong Kong films including ''The Warlords'', ''Bodyguards and Assassins'' and ''Dragon''. Kam is an eight-time winner at the Hong Kong Film Awards. Partial filmography * ''Big B ...

as Bart's MTV victim * Wu Ka-lok as Bart's MTV victim *

Kenneth Bi Kenneth Bi (born March 4, 1967) is a Hong Kong-born Canadian filmmaker. He has written, directed, and acted in Canada and Hong Kong in numerous theatre and film productions. Biography Kenneth Bi is the son of two movie stars from the Shaw Broth ...

as Bart's MTV victim * Clarence Cheung as Bart's MTV victim * Ho Chi-moon as Mr. Cheung * Lee To-yue as Brother Chun *

Berg Ng Berg Ng Ting-yip (born 12 December 1960) is a Hong Kong actor. He is best known for his role as Inspector Cheung in the 2002 crime thriller film ''Infernal Affairs''. Filmography Television * ''The Undercover Agents'' (1984) * '' 101 Citizen ...

as Curry Samosa * Chiu Wan-kit as Brother B's thug * Ricky Fan as Brother B's thug * Christy Cheung as Wing * So Wai-nam as Horny muscle man at Bill's office * Chow Siu-lun as Doggie * Siu Hung as Restaurant worker * Terence Tsui as Bill's bare body thug * Luk Kwong-choi as Old man * Roderick Lam as Policeman * Lee Shiu-cheung as Policeman * Chan Kin-yung as Policeman * Wai Ping-chung as Policeman * Pang Ho-cheung as Director * Tam Kon-chung as Brother B's thug * Pierre Tremblay as voice of

Alain Delon Alain Fabien Maurice Marcel Delon (; born 8 November 1935) is a French actor and filmmaker. He was one of Europe's most prominent actors and screen sex symbols in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s. In 1985, he won the César Award for Best Actor for h ...

(uncredited)

Accolades

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