''Valet Girls'' is a 1987 American

comedy film A comedy film is a category of film which emphasizes humor. These films are designed to make the audience laugh through amusement. Films in this style traditionally have a happy ending (black comedy being an exception). Comedy is one of the ol ...

directed by Rafal Zielinski, written by Clark Carlton, and starring Meri Marshall,

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, Mary Kohnert,

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, Jon Sharp, Michael Karm, Steven Lyon, Randy Vasquez,

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, and Tony Cox. The plot concerns three women in Los Angeles who are working as valet girls while trying to get started in the entertainment industry. The film was produced by Lexyn Productions and distributed by

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and

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Plot

The story revolves around Lucy ( Meri Marshall), who wants to be a rock star, Rosalind (April Stewart), a brain pretending to be a bimbo, and Carnation ( Mary Kohnert), who wants to be an actress. These three girls get a job parking cars for a big movie star named Dirk Zebra (

) who throws regular house parties so that he and his fellow actor Lindsey Brawnsworth ( Jon Sharp) and a record producer, Alvin Sunday ( Michael Karm) can attract and seduce aspiring starlets. Between parking cars, the three girls have to dodge the amorous attention of the party-goers while Lucy and Carnation try to get influential people to pay attention to their musical and acting talents. The party is sabotaged by members of a competing valet company (played by Steven Lyon,

Randy Vasquez Randy Vasquez (born October 16, 1961) is an American actor and director. Early life Vasquez was born in Escondido, California. He attended Escondido High School and is a cousin of actor and director James Vasquez, who also grew up in Escondi ...

, and

) and the girls are blamed and fired. With the help of Dirk Zebra's wife Tina ( Patricia Scott Michel) and Carnation's boyfriend Archie Lee (

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) the valet girls humiliate Dirk Zebra, Lindsey Brawnsworth, and the members of the other valet company. Tony Cox appears as Lucy's friend and manager, Sammy.

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also made an appearance in an uncredited, minor roles.

Home media release

''Valet Girls'' was released on VHS by

Lions Gate Lions Gate Entertainment Corporation, doing business as Lionsgate, is a Canadian-American entertainment company. It was formed by Frank Giustra on July 10, 1997, domiciled in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and is currently headquartered ...

on April 15, 1987.

External links

*{{IMDb title, 0094237
Fast-Rewind reviewNew York Times review
1987 films 1987 comedy films American comedy films Empire International Pictures films Films directed by Rafal Zielinski Films set in Los Angeles Films shot in Los Angeles American independent films 1980s English-language films 1980s American films