"Up the Long Ladder" is the eighteenth episode of the
second season of the
syndicated American
science fiction
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television show ''
Star Trek: The Next Generation'', the 44th episode overall, first broadcast on May 22, 1989.
Set in the 24th century, the series follows the adventures of the
Starfleet
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crew of the
Federation starship Enterprise-D. In this episode, the ''Enterprise'' becomes involved in two previously unknown Earth colonies' struggle for survival.
Plot
The ''
Enterprise
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'' receives an automated distress call from a human colony on the planet Bringloid V, which is in danger from solar flares from its star. The colony turns out to have been founded by the crew of the SS ''Mariposa'', a freighter launched from Earth several hundred years earlier.
As the Enterprise approaches the planet, Worf collapses on the bridge. When he regains consciousness in sick bay, he is embarrassed to admit suffering a Klingon childhood illness equivalent to measles. Dr Pulaski agrees to protect his privacy. In gratitude, Worf later approaches her to offer a Klingon tea ceremony. He warns that the tea is deadly to humans and explains it is just a gesture which would be important in his culture. Pulaski suggests he is a romantic and takes an antidote to allow herself to drink the tea with him safely.
The "Bringloidi" colony, now led by an Irishman named Danilo Odell and his hot-tempered daughter Brenna, are followers of an early 22nd century philosopher who advocated returning to a pre-industrial agrarian lifestyle, and when taken aboard the ''Enterprise'', must quickly adapt to the 24th century technology. Odell informs Picard of another colony, also planted by the ''Mariposa''. The ''Enterprise'' proceeds to the second colony—which has named itself "Mariposa" after their ship—half a
light year away. The colony's Prime Minister, Walter Granger, is happy to see the ''Enterprise'' and welcomes them to visit, so
Commander Riker beams down with
Lieutenant Worf and Chief Medical Officer
Doctor Pulaski.
The Mariposa colony has kept their advanced technology, and appear refined and cultured in contrast to the Bringloidi's relatively primitive existence. Pulaski quickly ascertains that all of the inhabitants are clones. Granger reveals that their ship crashed while landing, and only five survivors were left to start the colony. As this was insufficient to establish a stable
gene pool, and the survivors were all scientists, they turned exclusively to
cloning
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instead and consequently no longer have any desire for
biological reproduction
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. For almost three centuries, every Mariposan has been a clone derived from one of the five original colonists, and now the colony is in danger of dying out because of replicative fading: each subsequent generation introduces additional minor flaws in the genetic code, which within only a few more generations will make further clones
nonviable.
The Mariposans ask the ''Enterprise'' crew for samples of their
DNA to create new clones. Riker refuses, as he values his uniqueness, and Picard advises that the rest of the crew is likely to feel the same, so the Mariposans kidnap Riker and Pulaski to steal their DNA. Upon discovering this, the away team beams directly to the colony's cloning labs, where they are repulsed to find copies of themselves being grown, which Riker destroys. Granger is furious and appeals to Picard, but Pulaski argues that a new batch of clones will only delay the inevitable. Instead, she advises that they consider partnering with the Bringloidi to create a viable
gene pool. Initially, each colony's leader treats the other society with disdain, but they eventually agree to merge their colonies and disparate cultures.
Production
The episode was written by
Melinda M. Snodgrass. The story was intended to be a commentary about immigration, because she hated the xenophobic attitude she was seeing, the whole "We don't want them because they're the wrong color, don't speak the language, or don't have the right religion." In her opinion "what makes America vibrant is the fact we have all these cultures."
The episode was originally titled "Send in the Clones".
The title "Up the Long Ladder" is taken from an Irish anti-Protestant rhyme:
"Up the long ladder,
Down the short rope.
To hell with
King Billy!
Three cheers for the Pope!"
Deleted scenes
Several scenes were filmed but later cut from the episode during editing. These were later included as features on the
second season Blu-ray release. (Scene numbers are derived from the script.)
* Act 3, Scene 24C –
Riker returns to the bridge after his romantic encounter with Brenna Odell.
* Act 4, Scene 33 – An alternate version of the Observation Lounge scene where Granger describes the Mariposan history of cloning, with a few additional lines of dialogue.
* Act 4, Scene 39B – Danilo Odell tells the Bringloidi settlers a story of the colony's founding.
* Act 5, Scene 48 – Data expresses a wish to further study the combined colony; Worf recites
Klingon
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poetry.
Trivia
* While filming the scene where Picard, Riker and Worf investigate the fire in the cargo bay set by the Irish people, Patrick Stewart found the dialogue so hilarious, he started laughing, and forced himself to turn his back to the camera. When Jonathan Frakes approached him in-character as Riker, Stewart, still laughing, turned around and improvised the line about bowing to the absurd.
Reception
Zack Handlen of
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gave the episode a grade C. He praised the Worf and Pulaski scenes, and said "they're good enough that I would champion them even if they hadn't stood out in such stark contrast to the rest of this crap heap." He called out the "Space Irish" as yet another example of ''Star Trek'' lapsing into cultural cliché and tedious stereotypes, and thought the cloning storyline wasn't awful, but that the two storylines felt like they were grafted onto one another because neither was developed enough to fill a full episode.
Keith R. A. DeCandido of
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From 20 ...
criticized the Irish stereotypes, and said the clones are boring. He concedes the episode is funny, "but the laughter does catch in your throat when you realize just how dumb it is." He gave it 4 out of 10.
James Hunt of
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called the Irish characters "painfully stereotypical" although he did find the episode funny. He said it wasn't as bad as season one, but that it was strange to see such a poorly developed episode showing up this late in the series.
Jamahl Epsicokhan of
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gave it 1.5 out of 4 and called it "a colossal mess of a show, mixing serious (albeit unrealized) science fiction with broad, less-than-funny comedy."
In 2014, ''
Ars Technica'' picked this as one of the "worst ''TNG'' episode
and called it an "utterly forgettable story about cloning and totalitarianism" but said the lecherous smirking Riker was the worst part of it. The reviewer thought the subplot with Worf and Dr. Pulaski was quite good, and the tea ritual scene "actually showed the differences between two cultures quickly and effectively, without resorting to shoddy jokes and Riker screen time."
In 2017, Io9 noted "Up the Long Ladder" for being one of the weirdest TNG adventures, with the Enterprise 1701D encountering people from the planet Bringloid V, and also from a planet of clones that was struggling to have children. Freelance writer Rob Bricken cited this episode as his personal choice for worst episode of the entire series, arguing "it manages to be racist, sexist, and terrible sci-fi, all at once."
References
*
Star Trek The Next Generation DVD set, volume 2, disc 5, selection 2.
External links
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{{Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, 2
Star Trek: The Next Generation (season 2) episodes
1989 American television episodes
Television episodes about cloning