''Trojan War'' is a 1997 American
romantic comedy
Romantic comedy (also known as romcom or rom-com) is a subgenre of comedy and slice of life fiction, focusing on lighthearted, humorous plot lines centered on romantic ideas, such as how true love is able to surmount most obstacles. In a typic ...
film directed by
George Huang and starring
Will Friedle
Will Friedle () (born August 11, 1976) is an American actor and writer. He is best known for his role as Eric Matthews on the ABC sitcom ''Boy Meets World'' (1993–2000). In animation, he voices Terry McGinnis / Batman on ''Batman Beyond'' (19 ...
,
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress and singer. Hewitt began her career as a child actress and singer, appearing in national television commercials before joining the cast of the Disney Channel series '' Kids I ...
, and
Marley Shelton. The film was a critical and box office failure. Produced for $15 million, it made only $309 in ticket sales because it was played in a single movie theater and was pulled after only a week.
Plot
High school student Brad (
Will Friedle
Will Friedle () (born August 11, 1976) is an American actor and writer. He is best known for his role as Eric Matthews on the ABC sitcom ''Boy Meets World'' (1993–2000). In animation, he voices Terry McGinnis / Batman on ''Batman Beyond'' (19 ...
) has had an
unrequited crush on a classmate named Brooke (
Marley Shelton) for years. After she asks him to come over one night to tutor her, she ends up wanting to have sex with him. But she only wants
safe sex, and he does not have a
condom
A condom is a sheath-shaped Barrier contraception, barrier device used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy or a Sexually transmitted disease, sexually transmitted infection (STI). There are both male and female con ...
(the use of Trojan in the title is a pun on the
condom brand of the same name). In his quest to buy some condoms, he runs into all sorts of trouble; his dad's
Jaguar gets stolen and then wrecked, he has a run-in with a crazy bus driver (
Anthony Michael Hall
Michael Anthony Hall (born April 14, 1968), known professionally as Anthony Michael Hall, is an American actor best known for his leading role as Johnny Smith in '' The Dead Zone'' from 2002 to 2007. He also rose to fame starring in films with ...
), he is held hostage, he is pursued by a school janitor (Paulo Tocha) who accuses him of drawing
graffiti
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, an odd pair of
Hispanic
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The term commonly applies to countries with a cultural and historical link to Spain and to viceroyalties for ...
siblings (Christine Deaver and Mike Moroff) who thinks he looks like
David Hasselhoff
David Michael Hasselhoff (born July 17, 1952), nicknamed "The Hoff", is an American actor, singer, and television personality. He has set a Guinness World Record as the most watched man on TV. Hasselhoff first gained recognition on '' The Yo ...
, Brooke's dog, Brooke's jealous boyfriend Kyle (
Eric Balfour
Eric Salter Balfour (born April 24, 1977) is an American actor and singer. He is the lead singer of Born as Ghosts, formerly known as Fredalba. He made his film debut in the drama '' Shattered Image'' (1998), followed by roles in '' What Women Wan ...
), and a homeless man (
David Patrick Kelly) who wants two dollars from him (and has secretly stolen his wallet), and he is arrested.
After all of this and finally receiving a condom from a police officer (
Lee Majors, who played Steve Austin in the 1970s TV series ''
The Six Million Dollar Man
''The Six Million Dollar Man'' is an American science fiction and action television series, running from 1973 to 1978, about a former astronaut, USAF Colonel Steve Austin, portrayed by Lee Majors. After a NASA test flight accident, Austin ...
''; Major's policeman-character here is named "Officer Austin" as a nod to Majors' previous well-known role) who releases him, he realizes that the perfect girl has been there for him all along: his best friend Leah (
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress and singer. Hewitt began her career as a child actress and singer, appearing in national television commercials before joining the cast of the Disney Channel series '' Kids I ...
), who has had feelings for him for a long time unbeknownst to Brad. Finally, Brad realizes his own feelings for Leah while also discovering Brooke is not as great as he thought she was, after he finds out that she only wants a
one night stand with him instead of a relationship. Brad runs out to find Leah and professes his feelings to her, and they kiss each other by moonlight.
After the end credits, Brad's parents are shocked by the sight of what is left of their car after the
tow truck driver brings it back.
Cast
*
Will Friedle
Will Friedle () (born August 11, 1976) is an American actor and writer. He is best known for his role as Eric Matthews on the ABC sitcom ''Boy Meets World'' (1993–2000). In animation, he voices Terry McGinnis / Batman on ''Batman Beyond'' (19 ...
as Brad Kimble
*
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress and singer. Hewitt began her career as a child actress and singer, appearing in national television commercials before joining the cast of the Disney Channel series '' Kids I ...
as Leah Jones
*
Marley Shelton as Brooke Kingsley
*
Danny Masterson
Daniel Peter Masterson (born March 13, 1976) Most sources give birth date March 13, 1976. FilmReference.com gives March 3, 1976. is an American actor. He played the roles of Steven Hyde in ''That '70s Show'' (1998–2006), Milo Foster in '' Men a ...
as Seth
*
Jason Marsden as Josh
*
Eric Balfour
Eric Salter Balfour (born April 24, 1977) is an American actor and singer. He is the lead singer of Born as Ghosts, formerly known as Fredalba. He made his film debut in the drama '' Shattered Image'' (1998), followed by roles in '' What Women Wan ...
as Kyle
*
Lee Majors as Officer Austin
*
John Finn as Ben Kimble
*
Wendie Malick as Beverly Kimble
*
Jennie Kwan
Jennie Kwan is an American television, film, and voice actress. She played Samantha "Sam" Woo on ''California Dreams'', Satoko Hojo in ''Higurashi When They Cry'', and voiced Suki, a character on '' Avatar: The Last Airbender''.
Career
Kwan beg ...
as Trish
*
Charlotte Lopez as Nina
* Christine Deaver as Latin Mama
* Mike Moroff as Big Brother
* lobo Sebastian as Lead Homeboy
* Joe Cerrano as Biggest Homeboy
* Julian Cegario as Homeboy
* Paulo Tocha as Janitor
*
Anthony Michael Hall
Michael Anthony Hall (born April 14, 1968), known professionally as Anthony Michael Hall, is an American actor best known for his leading role as Johnny Smith in '' The Dead Zone'' from 2002 to 2007. He also rose to fame starring in films with ...
as Bus Driver
*
David Patrick Kelly as Bagman
*
Danny Trejo as Scarface
Production
Prior to the film's release, it was noted that there were similarities with its condom plot to another film in development, ''
Booty Call
''Booty Call'' is a 1997 American buddy comedy film, written by J. Stanford Parker (credited as Bootsie) and Takashi Bufford, and directed by Jeff Pollack. The film stars Jamie Foxx, Tommy Davidson, Vivica A. Fox, and Tamala Jones.
Plot
Rushon ...
'', which featured an all-black cast and which would also be released in 1997.
''Booty Call'' was written without knowledge of ''Trojan Wars existence.
Music
Songs featured in the motion picture:
* "I'll Fall With Your Knife" - Performed by
Peter Murphy
* "Disappear" - Performed by
Letters To Cleo
Letters to Cleo is an American alternative rock band originating from Boston, Massachusetts, best known for the 1994 single, "Here & Now", from their full-length debut album, '' Aurora Gory Alice''. The band's members are Kay Hanley, Greg McKe ...
* "You Are Here" - Performed by
Star 69
* "All Five Senses" - Performed by Pomegranate
* "The Word Behind Words" - Performed by
Jeremy Toback
Brad is an American rock band that formed in Seattle, Washington in 1992. Their sound was influenced by the wide variety of influences brought by its members, including Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam, Regan Hagar (of Satchel and formerly a memb ...
* "The Love You Save" - Performed by
Madder Rose
* "Snakebellies" - Performed by
Fu Manchu
Dr. Fu Manchu () is a supervillain who was introduced in a series of novels by the English author Sax Rohmer beginning shortly before World War I and continuing for another forty years. The character featured in cinema, television, radio, co ...
* "The Boys Are Back In Town" - Performed by
The Cardigans
* "I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You" - Performed by
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress and singer. Hewitt began her career as a child actress and singer, appearing in national television commercials before joining the cast of the Disney Channel series '' Kids I ...
* "You're One" - Performed by
Imperial Teen
* "I Have A Date" - Performed by
The Vandals
* "Underdog" - Performed by astroPuppees
* "Next To You" - Performed by
Dance Hall Crashers
* "Yo Soy El Son Cubano" - Performed by Parmenio Salazar
* "Mistreated" - Performed by Shufflepuck
* "Don't Be" - Performed by astroPuppees
* "Disco Inferno" - Performed by
The Trammps
* "
American Girl
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" - Performed by
Everclear
* "American City World" - Performed by
Triple Fast Action
Triple Fast Action (sometimes stylized as tripl3fastaction) was an indie rock/alternative rock band started by Wes Kidd and Brian St. Clair, both previous members of Chicago band Rights of the Accused, in 1995. Kidd went on to manage such bands a ...
* "What a Bore" - Performed by
Muzzle
* "Boom, Boom, Boom" - Performed by Juster
* "I Believe In" - Performed by Jennifer Love Hewitt
* "I'll Fall With Your Knife" - Performed by Tom Hiel
* "Trouble" - Performed by
Shampoo
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* "I've Got a Flair" - Performed by
Fountains of Wayne
* "Can't Hold Me Down" - Performed by Schleprock
* "The Burning" - Performed by Teta Vega
Box office
The film was released in only a single movie theatre and was pulled after only one week. It earned a total of $309 against a production budget of $15 million.
As of 2007 it was the fifth lowest grossing film since modern record keeping began in the 1980s. Dade Hayes of ''
Variety magazine'' explained that a single theater release is more about fulfilling contractual obligations than anything to do with audience reaction to the film.
Reception
Nathan Rabin of The Onion's ''
The A.V. Club'' wrote: "It may be formulaic, predictable and as substantial as a
Little Debbie snack cake, but as a loving, inane throwback to the golden age of the
Brat Pack
The ''Brat Pack'' is a nickname given to a group of young actors who frequently appeared together in teen-oriented coming-of-age films in the 1980s. First mentioned in a 1985 ''New York'' magazine article, it is now usually defined as the cast ...
and
the two Coreys
The Two Coreys (also known as The Coreys) refer to American actor Corey Feldman (born 1971) and Canadian actor Corey Haim (1971–2010), who were often paired.
Feldman and Haim were child actors during the 1980s; the two were close friends. Both ...
, it's irresistible."
Charles Tatum of efilmcritic wrote: "Sometimes, a movie comes along that makes you want to sob, and not in the good way."
References
External links
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* {{rotten-tomatoes, trojan_war
1997 films
1990s teen comedy films
1997 romantic comedy films
Films directed by George Huang
Films scored by George S. Clinton
Warner Bros. films
1990s English-language films