''The Crimson Permanent Assurance'' is a 1983 British

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that plays as the beginning of the feature-length motion picture ''

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''. Having originally conceived the story as a six-minute

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sequence in ''Monty Python's The Meaning of Life'', intended for placement at the end of Part V,

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convinced the other members of

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to allow him to produce and direct it as a

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piece instead. According to Gilliam, the film's rhythm, length, and style of cinematography made it a poor fit as a scene in the larger movie, so it was presented as a supplementary short ahead of the film. It was a common practice in British cinemas to show an unrelated short feature before the main movie, a holdover from the older practice of showing a full-length "B" movie ahead of the main feature. By the mid-1970s the short features were of poorer quality (often

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s), or simply banal travelogues. As a kind of protest, the Pythons had already produced one spoof travelogue narrated by

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, ''Away from It All'', which was shown before ''

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'' in Britain. The film includes actor

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's debut performance.

Plot

The elderly British employees of the Permanent Assurance Company, a staid

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firm which has recently been taken over by the Very Big Corporation of America (VBCA), rebel against their much younger corporate masters when one of them is sacked. Having locked the surviving supervisors in the safe, and forced their boss to walk a makeshift plank out a window, they commandeer their

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office building, which suddenly weighs anchor, uses its scaffolding and tarpaulins as sails, and is turned into a pirate ship. The stone office building starts to move as if it were a ship. Sailing through the

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, they then proceed to attack the VBCA's skyscraper, using, among other things, wooden

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s which have been transformed into

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s and swords fashioned from the blades of a ceiling fan. On ropes, they swing into the board room and engage the executives of VBCA in hand-to-hand combat, vanquishing them. After their hard-earned victory, the clerks sing a heroic

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as they "sail the wide accountan-sea" in search of further conquests. However, they unceremoniously end up falling off the edge of the world, due to their belief about the shape of the world being "disastrously wrong". Typical of how the Pythons would weave previously "terminated" plot lines into later scenes in their projects (such " The Spanish Inquisition" in ''

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'', or the repeated references to

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s in ''

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''), ''The Crimson Permanent Assurance'' suddenly re-emerges in the middle of ''The Meaning of Life''. After the donor scene, the film shifts to a modern boardroom in the VBCA headquarters, where the executives debate about the meaning of life (and whether or not people are wearing enough hats). The debate is halted when one executive asks "Has anyone noticed that building there before?", which turns out to be the office building/pirate ship of the Crimson Permanent Assurance. As the beginning of the battle between the clerks and the VBCA is repeated, the raid is suddenly halted by a falling skyscraper crushing the Permanent Assurance Company building, accompanied by a voice-over apologizing for the "unwarranted attack by the supporting feature".

Cast

Pirates * Sydney Arnold * Myrtle Devenish * Eric Francis * Len Marten *

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* Gareth Milne * Paddy Ryan * Leslie Sarony * Wally Thomas Very Big Corporation of America *

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In popular culture

The Crimson Permanent Assurance plays a prominent role in

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's 2013 novel '' Neptune's Brood'', where the CPA is an interstellar insurance company that sponsors space pirates who double as cargo auditors. The CPA also features in the novel's

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.Stross, ''Neptune's Brood ''(2013),

References

External links

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