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, the thinking man's crumpet or thinking woman's crumpet is a humorous term for a person who is popular with the opposite sex because of their intelligence and their physical attractiveness. The expression is derived from the

slang Slang is vocabulary (words, phrases, and linguistic usages) of an informal register, common in spoken conversation but avoided in formal writing. It also sometimes refers to the language generally exclusive to the members of particular in-g ...

use of the term "

crumpet A crumpet () is a small griddle bread made from an unsweetened batter of water or milk, flour, and yeast, popular in the United Kingdom, Canada, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia. Crumpets are regionally known as pikelets, a name also ap ...

" to refer to a woman who is regarded as an object of sexual desire.

Usage

The first person to be called "the thinking man's crumpet" was

Joan Bakewell Joan Dawson Bakewell, Baroness Bakewell, (''née'' Rowlands; born 16 April 1933), is an English journalist, television presenter and Labour Party peer. Baroness Bakewell is president of Birkbeck, University of London; she is also an author a ...

, by humourist

Frank Muir Frank Herbert Muir (5 February 1920 – 2 January 1998) was an English comedy writer, radio and television personality, and raconteur. His writing and performing partnership with Denis Norden endured for most of their careers. Together they wro ...

, following her appearances in highbrow television discussion programmes such as BBC2's '' Late Night Line-Up''. Bakewell is still synonymous with the phrase, but it has subsequently been applied to other high-profile women such as

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'', 9 September 2006.

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and

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, and, more recently, Helen Mirren,

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and

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. In a poll in the '' Radio Times'' in 2003,

Nigella Lawson Nigella Lucy Lawson (born 6 January 1960) is an English food writer and television cook. She attended Godolphin and Latymer School, London. After graduating from the University of Oxford, where she was a member of Lady Margaret Hall, Lawson st ...

received the most votes to be the readers' "thinking man's crumpet", with

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in second place. Almost half a century after Muir deployed the term, Bakewell (by then Baroness Bakewell and a Dame of the British Empire) remarked that "it has taken me a lifetime to live it down. It was meant as a compliment I suppose, but it was a little bit of a put-down". Actors

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, Colin Firth and

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have been repeatedly called by the press "the thinking woman's crumpet", as has historian Michael Wood. After the release of the 1997 film ''

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'', Kate Winslet was dubbed by one newspaper as "the sinking man's crumpet".

Stewart Lee Stewart Graham Lee (born 5 April 1968) is an English comedian, screenwriter, and television director. His stand-up routine is characterised by repetition, internal reference, deadpan delivery, and consistent breaking of the fourth wall. Lee b ...

uses the phrase "crumpet man's thinker" in his stand-up, referring to

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References

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