"The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga" (

Roud The Roud Folk Song Index is a database of around 250,000 references to nearly 25,000 songs collected from oral tradition in the English language from all over the world. It is compiled by Steve Roud (born 1949), a former librarian in the London ...

12598) is a song, probably written during the

Philippine–American War The Philippine–American War or Filipino–American War ( es, Guerra filipina-estadounidense, tl, Digmaang Pilipino–Amerikano), previously referred to as the Philippine Insurrection or the Tagalog Insurgency by the United States, was an arm ...

or the

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. It was popular with U.S. soldiers in the Pacific in World War II.

History

"The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga" is the official regimental march of the 27th Infantry Regiment, as the "Wolfhound March". The lyrics of this official version were written in 1907 in

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by G. Savoca, the regimental band leader (died 1912), after the regiment was formed in 1901 to serve in the Philippines. According to

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, the tune was borrowed from an official march of the

Philippine Constabulary Band The Philippine Constabulary Band was the principal military band of the Philippine Constabulary, and later, as the Philippine Army Orchestra, of the Army of the Commonwealth of the Philippines. Between its establishment in 1901 and dissolution dur ...

, as played at the St. Louis Exposition in 1904. One version was collected as part of the

Gordon "Inferno" Collection The Robert W. Gordon "Inferno" Collection is about 200 pages of original and typescript copies of correspondence and letters that were separated from the main collection of the Archive of Folk Song, Library of Congress, by Robert W. Gordon, first ...

. As with many folk songs with military origins (such as "

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" from

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, the song becomes a souvenir of the campaign for those who served.

Lyrics

The Monkeys Have No Tails in Zamboanga

Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga,
Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga,
Oh, the monkeys have no tails,
They were bitten off by whales,
Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.

Chorus:
Oh, we won't go back to Subic anymore,
Oh, we won't go back to Subic anymore,
Oh, we won't go back to Subic
Where they mix our wine with ''tubig''*,
Oh, we won't go back to Subic anymore.

:* Filipino for ''water''
Chorus

Oh, the

carabao The carabao ( es, Carabao; tgl, Kalabaw; ceb, Kabaw; ilo, Nuang) is a domestic swamp-type water buffalo (''Bubalus bubalis'') native to the Philippines. Carabaos were introduced to Guam from the Spanish Philippines in the 17th century. They ...

have no hair in

Mindanao Mindanao ( ) ( Jawi: مينداناو) is the second-largest island in the Philippines, after Luzon, and seventh-most populous island in the world. Located in the southern region of the archipelago, the island is part of an island group of ...

,
Oh, the carabao have no hair in Mindanao,
Oh, the carabao have no hair,
Holy smoke! But they are bare,
Oh, the carabao have no hair in Mindanao.

Chorus

Oh, the fishes wear no skirts in

Iloilo Iloilo (), officially the Province of Iloilo ( hil, Kapuoran sang Iloilo; krj, Kapuoran kang Iloilo; tl, Lalawigan ng Iloilo), is a province in the Philippines located in the Western Visayas region. Its capital is the City of Iloilo, the ...

,
Oh, the fishes wear no skirts in Iloilo,
Oh, the fishes wear no skirts,
But they all have undershirts,
Oh, the fishes wear no skirts in Iloilo.

Chorus

They grow potatoes small in Iloilo,
They grow potatoes small in Iloilo,
They grow potatoes small,
And they eat them skins and all,
They grow potatoes small in Iloilo.

Chorus

Oh, the birdies have no feet in

Mariveles Mariveles, officially the Municipality of Mariveles ( tl, Bayan ng Mariveles), is a first class municipality in the province of Bataan, Philippines. According to the 2020 census, it has a population of 149,879 people. History Founded as a ''p ...

,
Oh, the birdies have no feet in Mariveles,
Oh, the birdies have no feet,
They were burned off by the heat,
Oh, the birdies have no feet in Mariveles.

Chorus

Oh, we'll all go up to China in the spring time,
Oh, we'll all go up to China in the spring time,
Oh, we'll hop aboard a liner,
I can think of nothing finer,
Oh, we'll all go up to China in the spring time.

Chorus

Oh, we'll all go down to Shanghai in the fall,
Oh, we'll all go down to Shanghai in the fall,
Oh, we'll all get down to Shanghai,
Those champagne corks will bang high,
Oh, we'll all go down to Shanghai in the fall.

Chorus

Oh, we lived ten thousand years in old

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.
Oh, we lived ten thousand years in old Chefoo.
And it didn't smell like roses,
So we had to hold our noses,
Oh, we lived ten thousand years in old Chefoo. Some verses were updated and sung by U.S. Army and Navy personnel and families in Manila, Philippines, and back in the States after World War II. The song mentions islands in the Philippine chain, attributing amusing or unflattering characteristics to their flora and fauna, and humans. As there are many islands, there are no doubt many more verses.

Oh, the ladies wear no teddies in Manila,
Oh, the ladies wear no teddies in Manila,
Oh, the ladies wear no teddies,
They're a bunch of ever-readies,
Oh, the ladies wear no teddies in Manila.

Oh, the men they wear no pants on Luzon,
Oh, the men they wear no pants on Luzon,
Oh, the men they wear no pants,
They're afraid to miss a chance,
Oh, the men they wear no pants on Luzon.

Recorded versions

* Two jazz versions were recorded in 1939, as "The Monkeys Have No Tails in Pago Pago". By

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8-29-1939, (Bluebird 10321) and by the

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Trio 10-19-1939 (DECCA 2964A) *

recorded a version under the title "Subic" on ''Haywire Mac'', Cook Records, 1950 * An orchestral version is the B-side of the film tie-in single of '' The High and the Mighty''. *

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as "Zamboanga" on ''Sing-Along Bawdy Songs & Backroom Ballads'' (1956) and ''Every Inch a Sailor'' (1960), and on the compilation ''Four Albums of Military Song from Oscar Brand'' (2006) * Sailorman Jack (cassette release, c. 1986)

Cinema and television

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*''Night Waitress'' (1936), in which it is attributed to

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and

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'' (1945), directed by

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*It was sung by "the Beaver" in the TV series '' Leave It To Beaver'' in Season 1 Episode 20, "Lonesome Beaver" (1958) *''

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'' (1959), directed by

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'' (1963), directed by John Ford, starring

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Literary use

*Two published books share their title with the song, one by S.P. Meek (1935) and one by Reese Wolfe (1959) *The song is mentioned in Kemp Tolley’s ''Yangtze Patrol'' as a popular “Far East ditty” that describes the Asiatic Fleets route from Manila to Tsingtao during the summer.

Related songs and parody versions

* "No te vayas de Zamboanga" a

Chavacano Chavacano or Chabacano is a group of Spanish-based creole language varieties spoken in the Philippines. The variety spoken in Zamboanga City, located in the southern Philippine island group of Mindanao, has the highest concentration of speakers. ...

song written by Juan Cuadrado, Sr. Later spawned the English song ''Zamboanga'', popular with Filipinos with the following lyrics "Don't you go, don't you go too far Zamboanga." (a variant) * The song later became a Philippine brass band favorite in both civilian and military bands. One YouTube sample by a local Philippine band The Malabon Brass Band: *

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References

External links

*Roud Folk Song Index, versions collected by Folkways and

Alan Lomax Alan Lomax (; January 31, 1915 – July 19, 2002) was an American ethnomusicologist, best known for his numerous field recordings of folk music of the 20th century. He was also a musician himself, as well as a folklorist, archivist, writer, sch ...

*Music, lyrics, and a discussion of the song http://www.zamboanga.com/monkey/information/frame.htm *27th US Infantry History http://www.kolchak.org/Admin/Wolfhoundmarch.htm *Additional lyrics, collected by

Robert Winslow Gordon Robert Winslow Gordon (September 2, 1888 – March 26, 1961) was an American academic, known as a collector of folk songs. Gordon was educated at Harvard University. He joined the English faculty at the University of California at Berkeley in 19 ...

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