''The Intelligence Men'' is a 1965

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starring the British comic duo

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and

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. In the US, it was retitled ''Spylarks''. It is subtitled " M.I.5 plus 2 equals 0". The film was successful enough to enable Morecambe and Wise to make two further films, ''

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'' and ''

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''.

Plot

Eric (

), in his London coffee bar, is happily serving black coffee to a sinister-looking man (

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) when the man tries to persuade him to remember a tune. Unfortunately, Eric is tone-deaf. Ernie Sage (

) enters the coffee bar and Eric tries to get him to identify the tune, without much success. Eventually, Sage realises that this could be something to do with a forthcoming visit by a Russian trade delegation and an assassination attempt by an organisation known as "SCHLECHT" (a parody of

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from the

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films; the word is German for "bad" or "evil", although there is little evidence of German involvement to sabotage this mission). He reports this to his superiors in

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(although he is little more than an office-boy), and they reluctantly agree that only Eric, having heard the tune, will be able to lead them to the centre of the plot. Eric is persuaded to pose as a British agent – the recently deceased Major Cavendish – who had managed to infiltrate SCHLECHT. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of ''

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'' at the projected venue for the assassination, where the star Russian ballerina Madame Petrovna (

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) is in grave danger. This section provides some of the funniest moments of the film: for example, Eric, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent; and during the ballet performance itself, Eric and Ernie, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the " Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all ends happily.

Cast

- Eric *

- Ernie Sage *

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- Colonel Grant *

- Madame Petrovna * Gloria Paul - Gina Carlotti *

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- Sir Edward Seabrook * David Lodge - Stage Manager *Jacqueline Jones - Karin *

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- Reed * Francis Matthews - Thomas *

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- Prozoroff *

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- Philippe *

- Seedy SCHLECHT Agent *

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- Laundry Basket Man *Michael Peake - Sinister Stranger

Reception

Critic

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awarded the film no stars, describing it as an "inept and rather embarrassing big-screen debut for two excellent television comedians". The film was one of the 12 most popular movies at the British box office in 1965."Most Popular Film Star." Times ondon, England31 Dec. 1965: 13. The Times Digital Archive. Web. 11 July 2012.

Notes

External links

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Eric And Ern - Keeping The Magic Alive **Book, Film, TV Reviews, Interviews**
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