''Take My Wife'' can refer to several television productions, typically inspired by Henny Youngman's famous one-liner, "
Take my wife, please"
* ''
Now Take My Wife'', a 1971 BBC television sitcom
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''Take My Wife'' (1979 TV series), a 1979 British television sitcom
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"Take My Wife, Please" (''Married... with Children'' episode), the 1993 seventh episode of the eighth season of the American sitcom ''Married... with Children''
* "
Take My Wife, Sleaze", the 1999 eighth episode of the eleventh season of the American animated sitcom ''The Simpsons''
* "Take My Wife, Please", the 2004 thirteenth episode of the
eleventh season of ''NYPD Blue''
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"Take My Wife" (''Family Guy''), the 2015 eighteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated sitcom ''Family Guy''
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''Take My Wife'' (2016 TV series), a 2016 comedy series
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