Susan Grace Calman (born 6 November 1974) is a Scottish comedian,

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, writer and panellist on a number of

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shows including ''

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'' and ''

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''. She has written and starred in two series of her radio sitcom ''Sisters'', two series of stand-up show ''Susan Calman is Convicted'' and a series of stand-up show ''Keep Calman Carry On'', all on

. She was one of the relief presenters for Fred MacAulay on his

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show ''MacAulay and Co'' which ran until March 2015. Other television work includes playing ‘Miss Adventure’ in the second season of the CBBC show

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. She has also presented the CBBC programme ''Extreme School'' and providing the comic voiceover on the CBBC series ''Disaster Chefs''. She is a team captain on the BBC Northern Ireland comedy panel show ''Bad Language''. She has presented the children's game show on

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, ''

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'', quiz show '' The Lie'' on STV, and the

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shows ''The Boss'' and '' Armchair Detectives''. In 2017 Calman was a contestant on BBC's ''

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'', finishing in 7th place. In 2020, she presented the

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challenge show ''

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'', before being replaced by

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in 2021.

Education and legal career

Calman went to a fee-paying independent school, the High School of Glasgow, and then went on to study law at the

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, winning a Judge Brennan scholarship and a three-month stint in

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working with criminals on death row. During her seven-year career in corporate law, she gradually became dissatisfied with working as a specialist in

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and

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and developed her stand-up comedy during evenings, eventually giving up her job with Dundas & Wilson to develop her career in comedy. Calman was awarded an

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from the

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in 2018; she was honoured for her work in broadcasting and comedy, as well as campaigning on issues related to

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rights and mental health.

Comedy and television career

Calman reached the semi-finals of the BBC New Comedy Awards in 2005 and was a finalist in the Funny Women competition in 2006. The

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sketch show ''Blowout'' won a Scottish BAFTA in 2007, with Calman amongst the cast. In 2009, she won Best New Scottish Comedian at the

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Variety Awards. Between 2011 and 2013, Calman played therapist Nadine in the comedy '' Fresh Meat''. Her debut Radio 4 solo series, ''Susan Calman is Convicted'' won the 2013

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Awards for 'Best Radio Comedy'. She also featured in the 2012 sitcom '' Dead Boss'' for

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. In 2013, Calman wrote about receiving online abuse after joking about the Scottish independence referendum on the Radio 4 satirical comedy programme ''

'', including accusations of betraying her country, and of being "racist" towards other Scots. Since 2014, Calman has been a regular panellist on the

panel show ''

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'', and has appeared in 10 episodes of the show. In July 2014, Calman appeared in the BBC Scotland one-off stand-up/sketch show ''Don't Drop the Baton'', which featured sketches about the 2014

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, and narrated the

dating show ''Sexy Beasts''. She is a frequent guest panellist on BBC Two's '' QI'' and on BBC Radio 4's ''

''. In September 2017, she became the presenter of the

daytime quiz show ''The Boss''. Calman also presented '' Armchair Detectives'', a

daytime show first broadcast in November 2017. In December 2017 Calman was voted TV Star of the Year by readers of the '' Radio Times''. Calman has fronted the Channel 5 travel show ''Secret Scotland'' since February 2019. In 2018, Calman's podcast ''Mrs Brightside - A cheerful look at depression'' was first broadcast on BBC Sounds. On 1 October 2019, Calman was announced as the new presenter for series 15 of ''

'' on BBC Two. Filming took place in Stratford-upon-Avon and was completed in November 2019. The show was to be broadcast in Spring 2020. Her 2019 show ''Susan Calman Makes Me Happy'' premiered on BBC Radio 4 on 20 November 2019. The show also featured her wife, Lee.

Writing

In May 2016, Calman published her first book, entitled ''Cheer Up Love: Adventures in depression with the Crab of Hate''. Her second book ''Sunny Side Up: a story of kindness and joy'' followed in September 2018. A lifelong fan of Doctor Who, Calman was a contributor to the YA anthology ''The Day She Saved the Doctor: Four Stories from the TARDIS'', published in March 2018. The title of Calman's story is ''Clara & The Maze of Cui Palta''.

''Strictly Come Dancing''

On 15 August 2017, Calman was announced as the ninth contestant on series 15 of ''

''. She was partnered with professional dancer Kevin Clifton. They were the ninth pair to be eliminated, in week 10 of the competition. In a 2018 interview, Calman said she felt happiest "dancing with Kevin Clifton on Strictly."

Personal life

Calman is the daughter of Ann Wilkie, a former

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deputy head, and Sir Kenneth Calman, an

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. Her father was chancellor of the

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and former chief medical officer for Scotland, then England and Wales. She has an older brother and sister. Calman came out as a lesbian in 1993 at the age of 19 and has spoken of her difficulties growing up gay in

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. "It wasn't easy, not at all. Glasgow is a lovely city, but when I was growing up there was one lesbian bar, and there was a club for men, but there was no internet, there was no way of finding out bout other people" ''

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'' commented in 2009 that Calman's "status as a diminutive lesbian — she is 4ft 11in — gives a certain grist to her mill but, her

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-like stature aside, what strikes you about her is her chirpy, optimistic level-headedness." After nine years together, Calman and her partner Lee, who is also a lawyer, had a

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ceremony in 2012. They married in 2016. They keep cats, and in 2018 had five. They live in Glasgow. Calman was criticised for not insisting on a same-sex dance partner for ''Strictly Come Dancing'', but she rejected the comments as being unfair, saying: "No one is holding me hostage in this room, making me wear a dress and dance with a man. I want to learn how to dance... I have protested, I have picketed, I have fought, I have been spat on, I have been punched — and I want to dance." Calman says she was "desperately unhappy" as a teenager, and self-harmed and attempted suicide at 16. She has openly discussed her experience with depression in interviews and in her books.

Filmography

Television

Stand-up DVD releases

*2015 – ''Lady Like'' ( Go Faster Stripe)

Books

*2016 – ''Cheer Up Love: Adventures in Depression with the Crab of Hate'', Published by Two Roads () *2018 – ''Doctor Who: The Day She Saved The Doctor'', Published by BBC Children's Books *2018 – ''Sunny Side Up: a story of kindness and joy'', published by Hachette UK ()

References

External links

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