''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' is a 2004 British sex comedy film, written and directed by Andy Humphries. The film is about the sexual antics of a group of

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delivery men in

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and stars

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and

Mackenzie Crook Paul James "Mackenzie" Crook (born 29 September 1971) is an English actor, comedian, director and writer. He played Gareth Keenan in ''The Office'', Ragetti in the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' films, Orell in the HBO series ''Game of Thrones'', ...

. ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' has been called one of the worst films of all time.

Cast

as Dave *

as Ferris *

Mark Gatiss Mark Gatiss (; born 17 October 1966) is an English actor, comedian, screenwriter, director, producer and novelist. His work includes writing for and acting in the television series ''Doctor Who'', '' Sherlock'', and '' Dracula''. Together with ...

as Jeremy *Annette Bentley as Linda *

Julia Davis Julia Charlotte L. Davis (born 25 August 1966) is an English actress, comedian, director and writer. She is known for writing and starring in the BBC Three comedy ''Nighty Night'' (2004–2005) and the comedies ''Hunderby'' (2012–2015) and ' ...

as Shelley *

Lucy Davis Lucy Clare Davis (born 17 February 1973) is an English actress best known for playing Dawn Tinsley in the BBC comedy ''The Office'' (2001–2003). She is also known for her roles as Hilda Spellman in the Netflix series '' The Chilling Adventur ...

as Ruth *Evie Garratt as Joan's Mum *Robert Harrison as Kevin *

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as Gordon *

Dominic Coleman Dominic Andrew Coleman (born 29 January 1970 in Solihull, Warwickshire) is a British actor. He went to secondary school at Tudor Grange Academy Solihull which then led him to train at Leeds University's Bretton Hall where he studied a BA (hons ...

as Tolly * Lee Tunbridge as blonde guy in group sex scene *Barry Aird as Gherkin Man *Joy Aldridge as Sauna Woman *

Jeff Alexander Jeff Alexander (born Myer Goodhue Alexander; July 2, 1910 – December 23, 1989) was an American conductor, arranger, and composer of film, radio and television scores. Early years Born in Seattle, Washington, Alexander began performing in ...

as Bloke *

Adrian Chiles Adrian Chiles (born 21 March 1967) is a British writer and television and radio presenter. He has co-presented both ''The One Show'' (2007–2010) and '' Daybreak'' (2010–2011) with Christine Lampard. He was also the chief presenter for foo ...

as Towel man *Amerjit Deu as Doctor *

Justin Edgar Justin Edgar (born 18 August 1971) is a British film director, screenwriter and Film producer, producer. Early life Born in Handsworth, West Midlands, Handsworth, Birmingham, Edgar left school with no qualifications because he regularly played ...

as Chip Shop Customer *Huss Garbiya as Beans *Carol Harvey as Chip Shop Girl *Alfie Hunter as Matthew *Laurence Inman as Bored Bloke *

Jenny Jay Jenny Jay (born Jennifer Bolton on 18 November 1967 in Birmingham), is a British actress, who played Carmen in Carla Lane's television series '' Bread''. She has also appeared in such programmes as '' Behind The Bike Sheds'', ''The Bill'', '' KYTV ...

as Coma Woman/Helen *Ceris Jones as Poppy's Brother *

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as Chip Shop Girl *

Kay Purcell Kay Purcell (6 December 1963 – 23 December 2020) was an English actress. She was known for her roles as Cynthia Daggert in the ITV soap opera ''Emmerdale'' (2001–2002), Candice Smilie in the school-based drama series '' Waterloo Road'' (20 ...

as Gloria *

Nicola Reynolds Nicola Jane Reynolds (born 26 July 1972, Pontypridd) is a Cardiff-based Welsh actress. Career After appearing in the 1999 film ''Human Traffic,'' she appeared in a series of jobbing roles, including ''Clocking Off'' and '' High Hopes''. Reyno ...

as Poppy *

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as Joan *Angela Simpson as Vicky *Nicholas Tennant as Phil *Betty Trew as Katie

Critical reception

Critics disliked the film intensely. The film has a 0% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 14 reviews, with an average rating of 2.1/10. James Christopher of ''

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'' called it "one of the two most nauseous films ever made". Writer

Antonia Quirke Antonia Quirke is a British film critic. As well as writing on film for the ''Financial Times'' and a weekly column for the ''New Statesman'', she has presented regularly on ''The Film Programme'', '' Pick of the Week'', BBC Radio 4, as well as '' ...

, writing for the ''

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'', called it "mirthless, worthless, toothless, useless".Critics Pan "Worst Film Ever"

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'' called it "one of the worst films ever made".

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in ''

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'' wrote, "it's a film which isn't in the slightest bit funny or sexy, and is deeply depressing. It also diminishes the reputation of many excellent TV comics, who are made to look tawdry and naff up there on the big screen in an echoing cinema". Catherine Shoard, in a review of the film in ''

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'', stated "It's hard to know what to say to this – it's like finding the right words at a nasty accident... ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' is probably the lewdest Brit-com since ''

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'', and certainly the worst". Shoard also described the film as "Less a film than an appetite suppressant". Ben Davis in the ''

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'' later included ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' on his list of "some of the year's worst films". One of the few positive reviews for ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' came from Mark Adams in the ''

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'', who wrote that "Vegas and Crook are a sleazy dream-team and brilliantly cast as the soft-core spud men... After several pints and a curry it could be the lads' film of the year." It was also controversial in that nearly £1 million of public money from the National Lottery via the

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was used to fund the project.

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'' criticised the use of lottery funding for the film. Years after the film was released, ''Sex Lives of the Potato Men'' was still being described by film critics as an unusually bad film. Hostile critics include Peter Bradshaw of ''The Guardian'', and the

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Cast

Critical reception

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