''School Dance'' is a 2014 American

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film directed, co-written, and produced by

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. The film stars

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, and

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. The film was released on July 2, 2014, in select theaters, VOD, and Digital HD. It is Cannon's directorial feature film debut.

Plot

The film opens with a news broadcast about a teenager named Jason Jackson being shot outside the Monte Vista High School dance lock-in. Jason tells the story from the beginning, starting with him trying to get into the most popular dance clique in school, The Ranger$. They say he has to pass the initiation of getting a pair of panties from one of the Sweet Gyrls by midnight. Jason then decides that he is going to attempt to get a pair of panties from his longtime crush Anastacia during the school's lock-in. Meanwhile, Day Day, one of the Ranger$ and Jason's older cousin, owes Anastacia's eldest brother Junior $2,000 by midnight due to Day Day's father Darren telling Junior that Day Day would have his money after losing to him in a game of dominoes. In his English class, Jason gives Anastacia a poem he wrote about her after she forgets to do the homework assignment expect the teacher makes her read it in front of the class, which everyone including Anastacia finds to be very great. After school is over, Anastacia gives Jason her number, so they can write a song together sometime. Another subplot of the film follows two police officers Officer P'eniss and Lagney, who are chasing down the

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who are on their way to the lock-in but get caught with weed brownies and "grape juice", which Officer Lagney consumes. At the school dance lock-in, Jason, Anastacia, the Ranger$, and Sweet Gyrls play "

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", but when it is Jason and Anastacia's turn, she tells him that she already knows his plan, and they decide to just stay friends. They later compete in a talent show to win $2,000 but when it comes to the Ranger$' performance, Jason finally beats his fear and raps to help them win the money. However, the Sweet Gyrls end up winning the prize money. At midnight, Jason and the Ranger$ meet the Eses in the parking lot and are about to be killed until the wannabe gangsters start a drive-by shooting. Jason saves Anastacia, but is shot in the process. Jason is sent to the hospital and Anastacia goes with him, becomes his girlfriend, and gives the $2,000 prize money to Flaco. The film ends with Jason's mother, Mamma Tawanna, coming into the parking lot with a gun, trying to figure out who shot Jason and breaks the

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by showing Nick, the producers, and the crew then her shouting out at the audience.

Cast

as Jason Jackson * Juliann Alexander as Julian * Langston Higgins as Langston * Dashawn Blanks as Darren Jr. (Day Day) *

as Mamma Tawanna Jackson *

as Principal Rogers *

as Oscar *

as Darren *

as Flaco *

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as Trina *

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as Anastacia *

as Bam-Bam *

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as Coach Fontaine *

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as MaryWanna *

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as El Matador *

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as Prairie Puff Man *

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as OG Lil' Pretty Thug (uncredited) *

as Themselves *

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as Tequila *

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as Big Booty Becky *

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as Officer Lagney * Vivian Kindle as Mrs. Johnson * Jessica Kirson as Officer P'eniss *

as Super Sizer/Juicy/Himself * DJ D-Wrek as Himself *

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as Stinkfinger

Home media

''School Dance'' was released on DVD on October 7, 2014.

References

External links

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