"Proper Crimbo" is a
Christmas song
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written and performed by the creator of the British comedy programme ''
Bo' Selecta!
''Bo' Selecta!'' is a British television sketch show written and performed by Leigh Francis. It was broadcast on Channel 4 from 2002 until 2009 and lampooned popular culture, becoming known for its often surreal, abstract toilet humour. Seaso ...
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Leigh Francis
Leigh Izaak Francis (born 30 April 1973), known professionally as Keith Lemon, is an English comedian, actor, writer, and television presenter. He is best known for creating and starring in Channel 4's sketch comedy show ''Bo' Selecta!'' (200 ...
, featuring various artists. "Crimbo" is an English slang term for
Christmas
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. Released in December 2003, the single peaked at number four on the
UK Singles Chart
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and remained in the charts for nine weeks.
Artists
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The 3AM Girls
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Background
The group rose to prominence during Piers Morgan's time as editor of the paper and was created by Morgan with Ric ...
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4 Poofs and a Piano
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Simon Amstell
Simon Marc Amstell (born 29 November 1979) is a British comedian, writer and director. He wrote and directed the films '' Carnage'' (2017) and ''Benjamin'' (2018). His work on television has included presenting '' Popworld'' and '' Never Mind th ...
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Ade Adepitan
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Richard Bacon
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Chris Bisson
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Melanie Blatt
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Edith Bowman
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Melanie Brown
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Adam Buxton
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Jimmy Carr
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Joe Cornish
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Terri Dwyer
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Care ...
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Jenni Falconer
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She w ...
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Caroline Flack
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Leigh Francis
Leigh Izaak Francis (born 30 April 1973), known professionally as Keith Lemon, is an English comedian, actor, writer, and television presenter. He is best known for creating and starring in Channel 4's sketch comedy show ''Bo' Selecta!'' (200 ...
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Kirsty Gallacher
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Bob Geldof
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Jade Goody
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David Gray
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Christine Hamilton
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Hamilton and her husband have become p ...
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Harvey
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Katy Hill
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Kerry Katona
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John Leslie
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Chris Moyles
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Previously he has presented ''The Chris Moyles Show'' on BBC Radio 1 from 2004 to 20 ...
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Dermot O'Leary
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Gavin Rossdale
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Denise van Outen
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Ozzy Rezat
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Ben Shephard
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David Sneddon
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Kate Thornton
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Holly Valance
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Matthew Wright
Music video
The music video for the song sees Francis perform as other characters over the track. The video begins with
Matthew Wright and
Michael Jackson
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and philanthropist. Dubbed the "King of Pop", he is regarded as one of the most significant cultural figures of the 20th century. Over a ...
driving through the woods at night, before their car breaks down. Jackson then turns into a variety of animals, and then
John Leslie gives chase to Wright before
Craig David
Craig Ashley David (born 5 May 1981) is a British singer and songwriter who rose to fame in 1999, featuring on the single "Re-Rewind (The Crowd Say Bo Selecta), Re-Rewind" by Artful Dodger (UK band), Artful Dodger. David's debut studio album, ' ...
and the other characters start performing the song.
Track listing
Charts
References
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2003 singles
British Christmas songs
Christmas novelty songs