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Phil Farrand (born November 5, 1958) is an American computer programmer and consultant,
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and
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. He is known for his ''Nitpicker's Guides'', in which he nitpicks plot holes and continuity errors in the various '' Star Trek''
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, and for the creation of Nitcentral, a
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devoted to the same activity. Subsequent to his ''Nitpicker's Guides'', he has ventured into fiction as a novelist.


Early life

Farrand was born in
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, and grew up in the
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, where his parents were missionaries for Assemblies of God. He first became interested in the original '' Star Trek'' as a child.Nachtigal, Jerry (April 3, 1994). "'Star Trek' fan points out flaws". ''
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After returning to the
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, Farrand earned
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s in
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performance and
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composition.Farrand, Phil (1997)
Phil Farrand biography
Nitcentral. Retrieved January 13, 2016.


Career


Music

Farrand worked as a music editor, but became frustrated with working with music printed on paper, and worked for two years on a notation package for the Apple II series of computers, which later became Polywriter. Later, working with Coda Music Technology, Farrand created an award-winning, high-end
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software package for music notation called Finale. Now owned by MakeMusic, Finale won Best Book/Video/Software at the 2015 Music & Sound Awards and has been used to score films such as '' Million Dollar Baby'', '' The Aviator'', ''
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As a nitpicker

Farrand first became a ''Star Trek'' nitpicker when watching a scene in the 1990 '' Star Trek: The Next Generation'' episode ''
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speaks to his mother, Dr. Beverly Crusher using his communicator badge. After responding to Dr. Crusher's reminder to get a haircut, Wesley utters a sarcastic remark, but without tapping his comm badge to terminate the connection, leading Farrand to wonder if Dr. Crusher heard the remark. This sparked a spirited discussion between Farrand and his Trekker friend as to how the communicators worked, and the inconsistencies in their depicted usage in the series. In 1990, Farrand decided to try writing fiction, but could not find anyone to read his work. Because the only
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willing to represent him dealt only with nonfiction works, Farrand decided to attempt writing nonfiction in order to develop a reputation on which a career writing fiction could be based. A book producer liked Farrand's idea for a ''Next Generation'' nitpicker's guide, and so Farrand spent two years conducting careful analysis of the first six seasons of that series, spending eight to nine hours a day for months watching each episode multiple times, composing a tongue-in-cheek analysis of the plot holes, continuity errors and other trivia in the series. In 1993 Dell Publishing published the first guide, ''The Nitpicker's Guide for Next Generation Trekkers''. By 1994 nearly 800,000 copies had been sold, and four printings published. From 1994 to 1997, similar guides followed annually, including ''Guides'' for ''
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'', '' Star Trek: Deep Space Nine'' and ''
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'', along with a second ''Next Generation'' volume. Watching the episodes and movies of each series in order to compile each Guide took about seven months, leaving Farrand five months out of the year to learn how to write fiction.Message Board Message
Although exhaustive in their attention to detail, the Guides were not intended as critiques of the series' episodes or movies, but lighthearted musings that Farrand explained with the philosophy, "All nitpickers shall perform their duties with lightheartedness and good cheer," explaining that nitpicking should be about having fun with one's favorite television shows, not pointing fingers and assigning blame. Farrand solicited submissions from readers, who then became members of the "Nitpicker's Guild." He began sending out newsletters in 1994 in order to keep in touch with the Guild, beginning with the April 1994 edition. The Guild numbered 7,450 members from 32 countries as of May 28, 1999. Farrand decided to create an online version of the newsletter called Nitpicker Central, or Nitcentral; this took the form of an
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feature called "This Week at Nitcentral", and debuted in November 1997. The hardcopy version of the newsletter also continued, with a total of 17 issues published intermittently, ceasing with issue dated October 1998, which coincided with the creation of Nitcentral's message boards, using free Discus software. Farrand was Nitcentral's first and sole moderator at first, with the site covering only four topics, the
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''Star Trek''
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s that had been produced up to then: ''
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,'' '' Star Trek: The Next Generation,'' '' Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,'' and '' Star Trek: Voyager.'' By June 2009, the topics listed on the main Topics page numbered 89. Farrand planned to release a ''Nitpicker's Guide'' for '' Star Wars'' in April 1999, one month before '' Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace'', but publishers became wary of publishing media tie-in products as a result
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lawsuits brought against similar products. Although the lawsuits did not name Farrand's ''Guides'' as an example — and in fact, even cited the ''Guides'' used as an example of what was legal — Del Rey ceased publishing Farrand's ''Guides'', leaving Nitcentral as the sole ongoing outlet for the Guild. As the site expanded, Farrand assigned dozens of moderators to oversee the site's various topics. Although Farrand has since stepped down as a moderator of day-to-day activities, he remains the ultimate authority on the site and will step in occasionally to resolve matters of severe conflict among visitors and moderators, who refer to him as "The Chief".


Church work

Following the cancellation of the ''Guides'', Farrand returned to the computer consulting industry, hoping to begin writing his first novel in his free time. Those plans changed when his wife Lynette, who had served as music minister at their church for 16 years, decided to take a two-year break. Farrand, a devout Christian who mentions
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in the acknowledgments of all his books, agreed to serve as interim music minister; combined with his consultation job, this consumed all of his time, and he worked seven days a week. He eventually stepped down as music minister on September 28, 2003.


As a novelist

Farrand's initial attempts to publish through a small publisher in August 2003 were not fruitful, and he ultimately decided to self-publish through on-demand publisher Xlibris. His novel ''The Son, the Wind and the Reign'' was published in 2004. It depicts a world in which
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and his followers have returned to
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to rule with an iron rod for a thousand years. Twenty years into the new rule, a resistance fighter named Avery Foster decides to confront the new rulers, including Judge Thomas Stone, whose brutal interpretations of the new law have oppressed anyone daring to rebel. Farrand wrote the novel in part to explore the question of how one can distinguish between the
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, and added a topic to Nitcentral for discussion of the novel. In 2007, Farrand published ''Grumpy Old Prophets: A Christmas Fable for Adults''. He also began a new Internet provider venture called Zarks, providing high-speed Internet access to the rural areas in and around
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Personal life

Farrand lives with his wife Lynette and his daughter Elizabeth in
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Books


''Nitpicker's Guides''

*''The Nitpicker's Guide for Next Generation Trekkers'' (1993) *''The Nitpicker's Guide for Classic Trekkers'' (1994) *''The Nitpicker's Guide for Next Generation Trekkers, Volume II'' (1995) *''Nitpicker's Fun & Games for Next Generation Trekkers'' (1995) *''The Nitpicker's Guide for Deep Space Nine Trekkers'' (1996) *''The Nitpicker's Guide for X-Philes'' (1997)


On audio cassette

*''The Nitpicker's Guide for Next Generation Trekkers Part 3''''Nitpicker's Fun & Games for Next Generation Trekkers''
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Fiction

*''The Son, the Wind and the Reign'' *''Grumpy Old Prophets: A Christmas Fable for Adults'' *''Windfall: The 99 and 1: The Conviction Opus, Part One'' (2014) *''Windfall: Broadcast: The Conviction Opus, Part Two'' (2015) *''Windfall: The Strait Gate: The Conviction Opus, Part Three'' (2015)


Non-fiction

*''Still Whispers: Meditations To Help You Calm The Atmosphere Of Your Life And Find Abundance'' (2008)


References


External links


Nitpicker Central
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