''Sailor Beware!'' is a 1956 British

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directed by Gordon Parry and starring

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and Ronald Lewis. It was shot at

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with sets designed by the

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. It was released in the United States by

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the following year as ''Panic in the Parlor'' . The film is an adaptation of the successful stage play of the same name. It follows the story of a sailor betrothed to be married, but wary that home-life may echo that of her parents: a hen-pecked husband and battle-axe mother. It is one of

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's first films; he has a small,

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as a sailor.

Plot

Royal Navy sailor, Albert Tufnell, is to marry Shirley Hornett the next day. He and his

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, fellow sailor Carnoustie Bligh, travel to the Hornett household. However, Albert begins to have second thoughts when he spends the day with her family. He has no problem with her father, Henry, or with meek spinster, aunt Edie, but her domineering mother, Emma, is another matter entirely. (Meanwhile, Carnoustie and Shirley's beautiful cousin, Daphne Pink, are attracted to each other.) When Albert announces that he and Carnoustie are going to see their pals that night, Emma objects strenuously, as does Shirley, but they go anyway. Later, Emma sends Henry to fetch them, but it is they who have to bring back a thoroughly drunk Henry. Edie lets slip plans for the couple to live in a house three doors away; plans made without consulting the bridegroom. Albert gives Shirley a chance to inform him, but she does not do so, which concerns him. The day of the wedding, Albert does not appear at the church, so the Hornetts go home. Then, Albert shows up, as does the Reverend Purefoy, who was to preside over the ceremony. Albert states that he loves Shirley and wants to marry her. However, he has his doubts. Mr. Purefoy asks to speak to the couple privately. Everyone else leaves the room (but eavesdrops). Albert then explains that the unhappy example of her family life and the unilateral decision about where they were to live have made him hesitate. Henry comes in and surprisingly states that his wife has actually taken good care of him, and that he is fond of her. Upon hearing that, Emma breaks down and weeps; she tells Purefoy she wants to change her ways. Albert marries Shirley, but after they leave, Emma finds it hard to break old habits.

Cast

as Emma Hornett *

as Shirley Hornett * Ronald Lewis as Albert Tufnell *

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as Henry Hornett *

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as Edie Hornett * Gordon Jackson as Carnoustie Bligh *

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as the Rev. Purefoy * Joy Webster as Daphne Pink *

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as Mrs. Lack *

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as Uncle Brummell * Fred Griffiths as Taxi Driver *

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as Little Woman in Church * Margaret Moore as Little Girl *

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as Little Girl's Mother * George Rose as Waiter at Banfield's * Frank Atkinson as Chauffeur (uncredited) *

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as Organist (uncredited) * Richard Beynon as Bearded Sailor (uncredited) *

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as Co-op Man (uncredited) * Anne Blake (uncredited) *

as Sailor (uncredited) *

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as Verger (uncredited) *

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as Petty Officer (uncredited) *

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as Bearded Sailor (uncredited) * Charles Houston (uncredited) *

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as Toddy (uncredited) *

Henry McGee ''For the American businessman and academic, see Henry W. McGee.'' Henry James Marris-McGee (14 May 1929 – 28 January 2006) was a British actor, best known as straight man to Benny Hill for many years. McGee was also often the announcer ...

as Milkman (uncredited) * John Pike as Bit Part (uncredited) *

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as Naval Rating (uncredited)

Reception

The film was one of the ten most popular films at the British box office in 1956.BRITISH. FILMS MADE MOST MONEY: BOX-OFFICE SURVEY The Manchester Guardian (1901-1959) anchester (UK)28 Dec 1956: 3

References

External links

* * {{Gordon Parry 1956 films 1956 romantic comedy films British black-and-white films British romantic comedy films British films based on plays Films directed by Gordon Parry Films shot at Shepperton Studios 1950s English-language films 1950s British films