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NetPositive (often called Net+) is the default
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for the discontinued Be Operating System (BeOS). It includes partial support for
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, but no
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support. It was originally developed as a stop-gap measure because no browsers had been ported to BeOS.


Error messages in Haiku

The browser's
haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a ''kireji'', or "cutting word", 17 '' on'' (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a ''kigo'', or se ...
error messages were noted among BeOS users, which led to the name of
Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a ''kireji'', or "cutting word", 17 '' on'' (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a ''kigo'', or se ...
, an open-source operating system inspired by BeOS. A late 1990s email joke which claimed that Microsoft was moving to Haiku error messages in Japanese versions of Windows was almost entirely made up of NetPositive error messages. For instance, a user might see the following error message if they try to access a website that is unavailable:
Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.
If the user tried unsuccessfully to authenticate against a website, they might see:
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.


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NetPositive 2.2 PNG screenshotsThemis home pageList of NetPositive haiku error messages
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