Millionaires Express

Millionaires Express (, also known as ''Shanghai Express''; released in the Philippines as ''China Warriors'') is a 1986 Hong Kong martial arts western comedy film written and directed by Sammo Hung. The film stars Hung, Yuen Biao, Rosamund Kwan, Mei-sheng Fan and Hwang Jang-lee.

Plot

Ching Fong-tin goes to Russia to steal goods from the Russian soldiers. Unfortunately he is caught and the soldiers make him strip his clothes down to his underwear. They force him to wear a brassiere and the head of a mop as a wig, and he is made to dance for their amusement. However, he makes his escape, grabbing his grenades as he goes, and throws one into the cabin. Fook Loi catches Ching and lectures him about his crimes. Ching tries to escape, but in the scuffle, he and Fook end up rolling into a snowball. In the final moments after they both got out of the snowball, Fook tries to look for Ching and is taken by surprise when he jumps down from a tree, grabs his clothes and rushes off back to his hometown.

Bandits dressed in police uniforms set fire to a large building. Tsao Cheuk-kin and his fire team race to the scene and save a fat lady and a blind woman. While the fire rages, the bandits rob the town bank, but the manager manages to alert the townfolk before they can escape and two of the bandits are jailed. With the loss of money stolen by the bandits, Mayor Yi gives a negative speech. In contrast, Tsao encourages the townfolk and he is given the job of mayor and head of the town's security.

Ching and his assistant move from a hotel to his home town, arriving with a car full of women. Ching's ambition is to get money into the town, so his hotel is cleaned up and redressed. A train is due to pass, carrying numerous passengers, including some criminals and some Japanese ninja. In order to bring custom to his hotel, Ching hatches a plan to force the train to stop at the town, by blowing up the tracks with dynamite. He heads towards the railway station on his motorcycle and sidecar, but is chased away by Tsao riding on horseback. Ching swings a tree branch, which knocks Tsao from his horse. Ching takes the horse and rides the rest of the way. As he prepares the dynamite, Ching is discovered, and ends up fighting with Tsao. After winning, Ching continues to wait for the train.

As the train travels through the country, passenger Han sneaks back and forth on roof of the train between his fat wife and his beautiful mistress. The bandits from the town try to board the train. The first bandit, with his body covered in magnets inadvertently gets stuck to the train, whilst the second bandit using the rope to climb aboard. However, instead of lassoing the train, his rope catches Han, who is forced to hang on for dear life, whilst the bandit runs alongside the train. The remaining bandits struggle with a cart, but finally manage to get on board. When the train reaches the station, Ching blows the dynamite, derailing the train.

As Ching had planned, the passengers spend time in his home town awaiting the train's repair. In the hotel, the criminals devise a plan to get into the room housing Han's mistress, posing as Japanese tourists. Unfortunately they don't don't know the language, and are forced to hide when the train captain and his mistress enter the room. After the train captain goes into the bathroom, the bad guys try to sneak out quietly, but soon have to hide again. Han climbs down the hotel roof, inadvertently scaring the train captain's mistress. The commotion alerts his wife, who accuses him of cheating. To explain the situation, he claims that he is actually an agent spying on the Japanese, and the bad guys use this excuse to come out of hiding.

When Ching asks Chi to distract Tsao she comes with all sorts of things most of them saying that she loves him. Tsao then tells Chi that he's busy and can't dream with her and leaves. Chi captures up with him and asks him not to go and Tsao swings his hat to the side and takes Chi into his hands and starts snogging her. Tsao then says something that makes Chi want to kiss him more. When Chi wants to kiss him more he signals his helpers to take his place and unfortunately Chi opens her eyes and runs away.

Fook Loi returns from Russia and uses Tsao to capture Ching and put him into jail. At night, Siu-hon and her group of ladies free Ching and allow him to make up his mind. The rest of the bad guys arrive on horseback, storming the town and capturing the Japanese ninja.

After Ching makes up his mind, he comes back to his hometown and free the bandits, plus Fook, Tsao and Siu-Hon. He decides to turf the bad guys out of town, beginning by using a chaingun, and later using martial arts. A huge fight breaks out, until the bad guys are dealt with and Ching and Tsao finally take back the map from the Japanese.

Cast

* Sammo Hung as Ching Fong-tin
* Yuen Biao as Fire Chief Tsao Cheuk-kin
* Rosamund Kwan as Chi
* Kenny Bee as Fook Loi / Lai Fu
* Peter Chan as Firefighter / Security Officer
* Olivia Cheng as Siu-hon
* Chin Kar-lok as Firefighter / Security Officer
* Chin Siu Ho as Siu Cheung
* Emily Chu as Prostitute Employee Bo
* Chung Fat as Mountain Bandit
* Fan Mei Sheng as Mountain Bandit (as Mei-sheng Fan)
* Hsiao Ho as Siu Hau
* Hwang Jang-lee as Yukio Fushiki
* Yasuaki Kurata as Ninja
* Phillip Ko as Mountain Bandit
* Lam Ching-ying as Security Officer / Bank Robber
* Billy Lau as Train Captain
* Lau Kar-wing as Kang
* Mang Hoi as Security Officer / Convict / Bank Robber (as Randy Mang)
* Richard Ng as Han
* Lydia Shum as Han's Wife
* Richard Norton as Mountain Bandit
* Yukari Ôshima as Female Ninja
* Cynthia Rothrock as Mountain Bandit
* Shih Kien as Master Sek
* James Tien as Yun Shiyu / Shi Yu
* Eric Tsang as Jook Bo
* Jimmy Wang Yu as Master Wong Kei-ying
* Dick Wei as Mountain Bandit
* Woo Fung as Mayor Yi
* Wu Ma as Security Officer / Convict / Bank Robber
* Bolo Yeung as Cotton Weaver
* Yuen Wah as Security Officer / Convict
* Johnny Wang as Train Robber
* Cho Tat-wah as Shanghai Chief Inspector
* Teresa Ha as Cotton Weaver's Wife

Release

''Millionaires Express'' was released in Hong Kong on 30 January 1986. In the Philippines, the film was released as ''China Warriors'' by Asia Films on 2 August 1987, rated "G" by the Movie and Television Review and Classification Board.

DVD releases

The film was initially released on DVD in Hong Kong by Universe Laser (Region 0). It was re-released in 2006 by Joy Sales (Region 3).

In the US it was released in 1999 by Tai Seng, under the title ''The Millionaires Express'' (with a leading "The"). It was re-released in 2007 by Dragon Dynasty under the title ''Shanghai Express''.

In the UK it was released in 2005 by Hong Kong Legends / Contender Entertainment Group, under its original title.

References

External links

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The Millionaires Express at filmaffinity.com

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1980s Western (genre) comedy films
1986 action films
1986 comedy films
1986 films
1986 martial arts films
1980s Cantonese-language films
Films about bank robbery
Films set on trains
Films directed by Sammo Hung
Golden Harvest films
Hong Kong martial arts comedy films
Hong Kong martial arts films
Ninja films
1980s Hong Kong films