"Living Next Door to Alice" is a song co-written by
Nicky Chinn
Nicholas Barry Chinn (born 16 May 1945) is an English-American songwriter and record producer. Together with Mike Chapman he had a long string of hit singles in the UK and US in the 1970s and early 1980s, including several international number- ...
and
Mike Chapman
Michael Donald Chapman (born 13 April 1947) is an Australian-American record producer and songwriter who was a major force in the British pop music industry in the 1970s. He created a string of hit singles for artists including The Sweet, Suzi ...
. Originally released by Australian pop band
New World
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in 1972,
the song charted at No. 35 on the Australian chart. The song later became a worldwide hit for British band
Smokie.
Lyrical content
The song is about a man's long-standing
unrequited and unadmitted love toward Alice, his
next door neighbour of 24 years. The protagonist learned through mutual friend Sally that Alice is moving away, and begins to reflect on childhood memories and his friendship with Alice, and becomes heartbroken as he sees Alice drive away in a limousine. In the final verse, Sally reveals that all the time she has been waiting 24 years for her opportunity with him ("Alice is gone, but I'm still here").
Later versions of the song insert an interjection during a pause in the chorus (from the audience during live performances or from a guest separate from the lead singer): "Alice! Who the fuck is Alice?" (guests will sometimes say "hell" or "heck"). These performances may also change a line in the chorus so that the singer's affections are as much sexual as they are romantic, and that the singer had hoped to "get inside her pants" instead of "get a second glance."
On the ''
American Top 40
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'' broadcast of 26 May 1979,
Casey Kasem
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reported that Chapman stated that his source of inspiration for "Living Next Door to Alice" was "
Sylvia's Mother
"Sylvia's Mother" is a 1972 single by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show and the group's first hit song. It was written by Shel Silverstein, produced by Ron Haffkine and was highly successful in the United States, reaching #5 on the ''Billboard'' singl ...
" by
Dr. Hook
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.
Smokie versions
In November 1976, the British band Smokie released their version of "Living Next Door to Alice". The single peaked at number five on the
UK Singles Chart
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and, in March 1977, reached 25 in the United States. It was a number one hit in Austria, Germany, Ireland, The Netherlands, Norway and Switzerland and a number 2 hit in Australia staying in the charts for 23 weeks.
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Smokie featuring Roy Chubby Brown version
Smokie collaborated on a novelty re-recording in 1995 with comedian
Roy Chubby Brown
Roy Chubby Brown (born 3 February 1945) is an English stand-up comedian whose act consists of offensive humour, high profanity, forthright social commentary and outspoken disdain for political correctness.
Early life
Roy Chubby Brown (born ...
, with the song interspersed with Roy Chubby Brown saying "Who the fuck is Alice?".
In March 1995, Smokie's singer
Alan Barton
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died following an accident in Germany, and the version with Brown was released with all proceeds going to the family of Barton.
The song peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart in October 1995, selling almost half a million copies.
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Weekly charts
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Gompie version
A more risqué version of "Living Next Door to Alice" was released by the Dutch novelty act
Gompie
Gompie is a Dutch band from Nijmegen, which in 1995 edited the Smokie hit "Living Next Door to Alice", adding the words "Alice, who the fuck is Alice!?". The song reached number 1 in the Netherlands and number 17 in the UK. ''Who the X Is Gompi ...
in 1995, titled "Alice, Who the X Is Alice?". Their version topped the charts in
Flanders
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and the Netherlands, and reached the top 10 in Austria, Germany, Norway, and Switzerland. In the United Kingdom, the song peaked at number 17.
Gompie is a project of
Peter Koelewijn
Peter Koelewijn (born 29 December 1940 in Eindhoven) is a founding father of Dutch-language rock and roll. Koelewijn is also a successful producer and songwriter for other Dutch artists. His most famous song is "Kom van dat dak af".
Biography
Pe ...
and Rob Peters. Peters, while visiting a bar called Gompie in
Nijmegen
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, heard "Living Next Door to Alice" by Smokie. After the name Alice in the song, the disc jockey Onno Pelser turned down the volume and the crowd sang "Alice, who the fuck is Alice?". Peters realized it could become a hit record, contacted Koelewijn and a day later the song was recorded and released under the name Gompie.
The success of this version resulted in various similar versions, including a new recording by Smokie with
blue comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Roy Chubby Brown (born 3 February 1945) is an English stand-up comedian whose act consists of offensive humour, high profanity, forthright social commentary and outspoken disdain for political correctness.
Early life
Roy Chubby Brown (born ...
. A dance version of the cover was released by the Steppers, titled "Alice, Who the F..k Is Alice?", and reached No. 2 on the
Australian Singles Chart
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in September 1995. Actor
Alan Fletcher, who plays doctor
Karl Kennedy
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in the soap opera ''
Neighbours
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'', took up the song as "Who the Fuck Is Susan?" at fan events, in reference to his erstwhile fictional wife.
Critical reception
Alan Jones from ''
Music Week
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History
Founded in 1959 as '' Record Retailer'', it relaunched on 18 March 1972 as ''Music W ...
'' wrote, "In the finest tradition of Dutch compatriots
Stars On 45
Stars on 45 was a Dutch novelty pop act that was successful in Europe, the United States, and Australia in the early 1980s. The group later shortened its name to Stars On in the U.S., while in the UK and Ireland it was known as Starsound (aka ...
, Gompie perform a very accurate imitation of
Smokie's 1976 Top Five hit, Living Next Door To Alice. Their template only slips after they sing the title refrain, where upon an ensemble pipes up, "Alice, Who The Fuck Is Alice?", at least on the unedited version. It's a one-joke song, and the irony is that it may succeed as much on the strength of the original song as the imitation. However, competing versions by Smokie themselves (with
Roy Chubby Brown
Roy Chubby Brown (born 3 February 1945) is an English stand-up comedian whose act consists of offensive humour, high profanity, forthright social commentary and outspoken disdain for political correctness.
Early life
Roy Chubby Brown (born ...
) and Paddy Goes To Holyhead will be in there fighting too."
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Johnny Carver version
Concurrent with Smokie's American success with the song, country music singer
Johnny Carver released his own version of "Living Next Door to Alice" in 1977. Carver's version peaked at No. 29 on the
''Billboard'' Hot Country Singles chart in April 1977.
Other cover versions
In 1973, the American band,
Gallery
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* Gallery (band), an American soft rock band of the 1970s
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recorded the song and included it on the second album, "Gallery featuring Jim Gold". It was released as a single in 1974 but failed to chart.
In 1982, British punk band
Chron Gen
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included a live, sexually explicit version of "Living Next Door to Alice" on the cassette "Apocalypse Live Tour June '81 (Live at Leicester)" and released a studio version of the song on the debut album "Chronic Generation".
In 1985, Australian comedian
Kevin Bloody Wilson
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Early career ...
released "Living Next Door to Alan", a parody of "Living Next Door to Alice" imagining an
Aboriginal family living next door to
Alan Bond
Alan Bond (22 April 1938 – 5 June 2015) was an English-born Australian businessman noted for his high-profile and often corrupt business dealings. These included his central role in the WA Inc scandals of the 1980s, and what was at the time ...
, a famous Australian entrepreneur.
In 1996,
Jimmy Sturr
James W. Sturr Jr. is an American polka musician, trumpeter, clarinetist, saxophonist and leader of Jimmy Sturr & His Orchestra. His recordings have won 18 out of the 24 Grammy Awards given for Best Polka Album. Sturr's orchestra is on the Top Te ...
recorded the song under the title "Alice" on his album ''Polka! All Night Long''.
The 1996 album ''
The Smurfs Go Pop!'' by
The Smurfs
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included a song to the same tune, titled "Smurfland".
Ex-Smokie vocalist
Chris Norman
Christopher Ward Norman (born 25 October 1950) is an English soft rock singer. Norman was the original lead singer of the English rock band Smokie (band), Smokie, (1964–1986), who found success in Europe in the 1970s. "Stumblin' In", a 1978 ...
included his solo cover of the song on his 2000 studio album ''Full Circle''.
Translations
Danish singer
Flemming "Bamse" Jørgensen covered the song as "Alice" on his 1977 solo debut ''
Din Sang''.
In 1981, South Korean band Oxen 80 () recorded cover of the song with title "In a Lonely Night" ().
In Finnish, the song was recorded in 1977 by
Kari Tapio
Kari Tapani Jalkanen (22 November 1945 – 7 December 2010), better known by his stage name Kari Tapio, was a Finnish schlager and country & western singer. During his career, he was one of the most popular singers in Finland for decades; having ...
, with the title "Viisitoista kesää" ("''Fifteen Summers''"). The arrangement is by
Veikko Samuli and the Finnish lyrics by
Juha Vainio
Juha Harri "Junnu" Vainio, also known as Juha "Watt" Vainio (10 May 1938 in Kotka, Finland – 29 October 1990, Gryon, Switzerland) was a Finnish lyricist, singer, composer and teacher. With the lyrics or music to over 2,400 songs to his name, V ...
.
In Norwegian, there is a translation, "I 24 år har jeg bodd i samme gård som Anne". There are also other songs to the same tune. "Storholt, Stensen, Stenshjemmet, Sjøbrend åsså'n Hjallis" deals about the famous Norwegian speed skating team known as The Four Aces. The single was released in 1977 by
Stein Ingebrigtsen
Stein Ingebrigtsen (born 23 August 1945) is a Norwegian singer. He was enormously popular in Norway in the 1970s, nicknamed "Mr. Norsktoppen" for his countless hits topping Norsktoppen, an official chart for music in Norwegian.
Biography
From ...
& Store Stå and peaked at No. 3 on the Norwegian
VG-lista
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.
A German version of the song, titled "Tür an Tür mit Alice", was a hit for
Howard Carpendale
Howard Victor Carpendale (born 14 January 1946) is a South African-German singer living and working in Germany.
Biography
Carpendale is a pop singer who sings most of his songs in German. His 1979 song ''Nachts, wenn alles schläft'' had been ...
in 1977. The single peaked at No. 8 in Germany and Switzerland and at No. 11 in Austria.
In Czechoslovakia, the song was released on 21 February 1973 under the title "Alenka v říši divů" ("''Alice in Wonderland''"), performed by
Karel Zich
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Karel Zich was born in Prague, Czechoslovakia, into a musical family. His grandfather was Ota ...
. There is also a parody version recorded under the name Denis, from the Czech Republic.
A Hungarian version was performed by István Torontáli with the title "Drága Alice" ("''Dear Alice''"), including lyrics translated by
Tibor Bornai.
In former Yugoslavia,
Toni Montano
Toni Montano (Serbian Cyrillic: Тони Монтано), real name Velibor Miljković (Serbian Cyrillic: Велибор Миљковић) is a Serbian rock musician.
Biography
Radost Evrope
Miljković started his career as a vocalist of the ban ...
made a song based on the original tune, titled "10 godina" ("''10 Years''").
A Russian version of the song, titled "Элис" ("''Alice''") was released by Конец фильма (Movie End) rock band in 2001 as the closing song of their studio album ''Soundtracks (Goodbye, Innocence)''. Its lyrics are by Mikhail Bashakov. The humorous lyrics are driven by the "А кто такая Элис?" ("But who is actually Alice?") interjection (thus, no profanity in the Russian version) and are about some company considering crashing at Alice's place, indeed answering to the ever repeated question in form of a long list of her virtues ("she is well dressed, she speaks beautifully, she is fluent in English and Hebrew" etc.). There is also an animated cartoon by Dmitry Rezchikov based on this version.
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