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's Lifeboat (Cannibalism) sketch appeared on ''

Monty Python's Flying Circus ''Monty Python's Flying Circus'' (also known as simply ''Monty Python'') is a British surreal sketch comedy series created by and starring Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam, who became known ...

'' in Episode 26. It was also performed on the album, ''

Another Monty Python Record ''Another Monty Python Record'' is the second album produced by the Monty Python comedy group, released in 1971. Dissatisfied with their monaural BBC debut album released the previous year, the group took full control of the follow-up, which w ...

'', retitled "Still No Sign Of Land". The sketch was inspired by the famous 1884 English

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case of ''

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among

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, and features several resets where the characters mess up their lines and the whole sketch has to be restarted. The characters, trapped on the lifeboat and starving, decide to resort to

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. The Captain volunteers himself as victim, but is snubbed by two sailors, who are put off by the Captain's "gammy leg" and who would rather eat the flattered Johnson. All the sailors then begin bickering about who should be eaten first, on the grounds of who's too lean, not

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, etc. The argument ends with the planned menu: "Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper." As a nice addition to the meal, they then conjure up

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and canned

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es, and call a waitress to their boat to take their order, followed by the

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booing. The sketch is followed by the announcer reading a

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saying, "Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the

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is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the

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who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the

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? Yours etc. Captain B. J. Smethwick in a

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sauce with

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s and

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."Just the Words - Monty Python's Flying Circus - Episode 26 - Lifeboat (cannibalism)
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Terry Gilliam Terrence Vance Gilliam (; born 22 November 1940) is an American-born British filmmaker, comedian, animator, actor and former member of the Monty Python comedy troupe. Gilliam has directed 13 feature films, including ''Time Bandits'' (1981), ''B ...

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, a brief plea for decency from

Terry Jones Terence Graham Parry Jones (1 February 1942 – 21 January 2020) was a Welsh comedian, director, historian, actor, writer and member of the Monty Python comedy team. After graduating from Oxford University with a degree in English, Jones and ...

in a false moustache, and finally the equally offensive "

Undertakers sketch The Undertakers sketch (written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese) is a comedy sketch from the 26th episode of '' Monty Python's Flying Circus'', entitled "Royal Episode 13". It was the final sketch of the thirteenth and final episode of the seco ...

References

External links

Just the Words - Monty Python's Flying Circus - Episode 26
{{Monty Python Cannibalism in fiction Monty Python sketches