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''How To Start Your Own Country'' is a British six-part documentary comedy series aired between August and September 2005. The show was presented by British comedian Danny Wallace and followed his quest to start his own country in his flat in
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. The
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he created was eventually named “Kingdom of Lovely”. The series was released on DVD in the UK on 18 June 2007.


Episodes


“Birth of a Nation”

Danny investigates
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for his new country, starting by visiting
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. He also meets
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and
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, a man who claims to own the
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. He "invades"
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but leaves after the
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are called. He makes friends with a
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of the
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. He eventually decides upon the area of his flat as the territory and makes a
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, which he gives to
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.


“Citizens Required”

With the help of an
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, Wallace chooses a design for the
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of his country. He records a
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, which is played during his interview on
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's
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show.


“For King and Country”

Danny Wallace meets the SAS (
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) and meets the King of Fusa. He also goes to the
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.


"State of a Nation”

Wallace visits two very different '
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' communities, the planned town of Celebration which maintains its pleasantness through strict rules and regulations, and the
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self-governing neighborhood of Christiania. He also speaks to a Catholic
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about the role of religion in society and Sheriff
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about law and order. A sombre visit to
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and an interview with the death row chief, John George leads him to decide against the
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in his country.


"The Bank of Danny”

When he struggles to pay his
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, Wallace begins to kick-start his country's economy. He investigates the
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, with advice from former
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. He designs his own currency, the IOU (Interdependent Occupational Unit), which he shows to Andrew Bailey, the Chief Cashier at the
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. He also discovers the Principality of
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and interviews the UK Pro Consul, Tony Nicodemous. He applies for
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, and fails, due to the wealth of his citizens.


“The United Nations”

Wallace attempts to enter the
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in
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with a song called “Stop the Muggin', Start the Huggin'”. In an attempt to officially become a country, he travels to
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to try to win the support of the
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. The lack of territory lets him down. This final episode ends with a gathering of citizens in
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, where Wallace reveals that the country is to be called "Lovely.”


''Citizen TV''

A show called ''Citizen TV'', also presented by Danny Wallace, was shown to
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viewers after each episode, giving news and discussions about the country.


Kingdom of Lovely

Wallace named his
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the Kingdom of Lovely. Like several other micronations it is a partly
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-based project that claims a small amount of territory. Wallace proclaimed himself King and, at its peak, 58,165 "citizens" were registered on the micronation's website citizensrequired.com. This site is no longer active. The sole official territory of Lovely was Wallace's flat in Bow, East London, but citizens of Lovely were invited to declare a room, or some other building or land belonging to them, to be an embassy for the country by taking a photograph displaying Lovely's flag there. The show depicted Wallace attempting to acquire various accoutrements of statehood for his fledgling nation. These included: * The country's name. Wallace solicited ideas online and put his two favourites “Home” and “Lovely” to a vote. * A national holiday: "Lovely Day" on 2 September, celebrating the nation's naming. * A flag featuring a blue stripe and a red stripe at erratic angles on a white background. * A pixelated coat of arms to reflect the Internet-based nature of the micronation * A Latin
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: ''Die Dulci freure'' (''sic'' – the correct Latin is ''fruere''), meaning “Have a nice day”. * A national anthem performed by
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. When the owners of a private island in Ireland rejected Lovely's currency (The "Interdependent Occupational Unit (IOU)”) as a basis for sale, Wallace tried to start his nation by “invading”
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in London with the help of his friend Jon Bond, now Lovely's Minister of Defence. Bond was chosen for the role having once worked as a security guard at
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, making him the closest thing Wallace had to an army. However, the
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were contacted by local people, and Wallace was forced to call off the “invasion”. After speaking to several people including the leaders of
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and
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, who claims to own the Moon, Wallace declared his flat to be a sovereign nation on 1 January 2005 and he set about populating the micronation and recording the television series. Other notable interviewees included democracy advocate
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, Sheriff
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of
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,
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, Prince of Seborga, Major General Andrew Graham and
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, author of the guidebook ''How to Start Your Own Country''. During the broadcasting run of ''How to Start Your Own Country'', additional material was broadcast to
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viewers after each episode. This took the style of a national broadcast named ''Citizen TV''. It was presented live by Danny Wallace and featured news, a special guest (usually a member of Wallace's government), and conversations with "citizens" who had called in. An early political change occurred when Wallace fired his first foreign minister live on-air and appointed citizen Kieran Collins in his place. Wallace attempted to submit a song of his own composition, ''Stop The Mugging, Start The Hugging'', as the Lovely entry to the
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. The contest's scrutineer,
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, met with Wallace and was sympathetic to his cause but informed him that Lovely could not enter the Contest as it has no national television or radio station of its own and therefore could not join the
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(EBU). Wallace then submitted his song to the
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(which is an EBU member who supports the UK entry to the contest), in an attempt to receive their backing – their judges, however, were unimpressed. The series also showed Wallace's attempts to gain official recognition for Lovely at the
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, which was established to be the true mark of statehood. These efforts were unsuccessful, largely because of Lovely's lack of independent territory, Wallace's own flat being within the UK. Despite all this, Wallace appeared before his citizens in full regal attire in the final episode, declaring that their new country now had more citizens than seven internationally recognized countries, including
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,
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, and
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. ''The Guardian Angel'', a Lovelian citizen-run newspaper, operated between September 2005 and September 2007. On Wallace's website, he describes the show as gaining "an almost-too-loyal fanbase, several of whom take against me when I am unable to dedicate my entire life to running a small country from my flat.”


See also

*
Micronations A micronation is a political entity whose members claim that they belong to an independent nation or sovereign state, but which lacks legal recognition by world governments or major international organizations. Micronations are classified se ...
*
List of micronations Micronations, sometimes also referred to as ''model countries'' and ''new country projects'', are small, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign st ...
*
Flags of micronations Micronations are ephemeral, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states, but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign state, or by any supranational organisation. The constant reiteration of the flag ...
* '' Micronations: The Lonely Planet Guide to Home-Made Nations''


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