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Jon the Postman (real name Jonathan Ormrod) was an English punk rock singer from
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. Among his various jobs, the best known was that of a
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, hence the nickname.


Early life

Jon was a postman in
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in the 1970s and later spent years travelling and in various other jobs. He attended the first
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gig at the
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. He was described as "a committed and omnipresent figure on the punk and post-punk scene in Manchester."Inglis, Ian (2006) ''Performance of Popular Music: History, Place and Time'', Ashgate, , p. 93 He became known for his eccentric behaviour at local rock gigs during the late 1970s, including those of acts such as
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and The Fall. He first became known for waiting until headline bands had finished their set (sometimes before they had finished) before mounting the stage in a drunken state, grabbing the microphone, and performing his own versions of rock 'n' roll classics such as "
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".Ogg, Alex (2006) ''No More Heroes: a Complete History of UK Punk from 1976 to 1980'', Cherry Red Books, , pp. 310–311 The first time he did this was at a
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concert at the
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venue on May 2, 1977,Quantick, David "''John the Postman's Puerile'' (review)", '' Q'', September 1998 which he described:
"I think the Buzzcocks left the stage and the microphone was there and a little voice must have been calling, 'This is your moment, Jon.' I've no idea to this day why I sang 'Louie Louie,' the ultimate garage anthem from the 60s. And why I did it ''
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'' and changed all the lyrics apart from the actual chorus, I have no idea. I suppose it was my bid for immortality, one of those great bolts of inspiration."Haslam, Dave (2000) ''Manchester, England'', Fourth Estate Ltd, "For some reason it appeared to go down rather well. I suppose it was taking the punk ethos to the extreme – anyone can have a go. Before punk it was like you had to have a double degree in music. It was a liberation for someone like me who was totally unmusical but wanted to have a go." Lee, CP (1998) "Liner notes: Jon the Postman's Puerile CD", Overground Records
He attracted a cult following and became a Manchester celebrity. He played his first gig on May 29, 1977, in support of Warsaw (later
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). After a handful of solo performances, he was joined by local musicians, forming a band and becoming a regular supporting act. When a special concert was held to mark the last night of Manchester's Electric Circus venue (captured on the
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album '' Short Circuit: Live at the Electric Circus''), with a bill that included Joy Division, The Fall,
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, and
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, he closed the proceedings by performing "Louie Louie" backed by Buzzcocks. He was introduced by
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: "That's it from us, but the favourite of all Manchester, the one guy who never appears on the bill but is always there – Jon the Postman". He released two albums, ''Jon the Postman's Puerile'' (which was the first record to feature
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, who introduced "Louie Louie." A version of the song by The Fall with Jon on vocals appears on The Fall's ''Live 1977'' album) and ''Jon the Postman's Psychedelic Rock 'N' Roll 5 Skinners Steppin' Out of Holts' Brewery'', both released on Dave Bentley's Bent Records. The first featured an extended version of "Louie Louie," which was described by
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in his book ''Cranked Up Really High: Genre Theory and Punk Rock'' as taking, "the amateurism of the Kingsmen to its logical conclusion with grossly incompetent musicianship and a drummer who seems to be experiencing extreme difficulty simply keeping time," Home, Stewart (1996) ''Cranked up Really High: Genre Theory and Punk Rock, 2nd edn.'', Codex, while the second included a similar treatment of
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's "
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". Both albums were reissued on a single CD by Overground Records in 1998. A further recording session known as ''Jon the Postman's Legendary Lost Session'' appeared only on a
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, although two songs turned up on a long-unavailable compilation LP entitled ''The Disparate Cognoscenti''. They released on The Fall's now-defunct Cog Sinister label, which Jon helped to run (along with The Fall's fan club) while studying for a degree in Politics & History at
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.Smith, Mark E. & Middles, Mick (2003) ''The Fall'', Omnibus Press, , pp. 119–120 After he lost his job with the GPO, Jon travelled around Europe and spent five years living in San Francisco, before returning to Manchester. Jon died in 2015.


Legacy

Jon the Postman was portrayed by
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in the motion picture ''
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''.Gorman, Dave
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Jon's antics in taking the stage and his incompetent performances were taken as a reference point for both other musicians and a politician. Mick Middles described how
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became a member of
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after regularly mounting the stage in a similar fashion to Jon at performances by a band which included future Seahorses drummer Andy Watts and bass guitarist Stuart Fletcher, where he would, "lurch from the crowd, clutching a bottle in the manner of Manchester punk legend, Jon the Postman, and launch into impromptu vocals."Middles, Mick (1999) ''Breaking into Heaven: The Rise and Fall of the Stone Roses'', Omnibus Press, , p. 218 Music writer
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compared
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to Jon the Postman in 2008, comparing Palin's public speaking to Jon's onstage performances.Wells, Steven (2008)
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, ''
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'', 2 October 2008
Also in the band were, David Buckley, Tony Turner, Tim Lyons and Mark Harris. Mark Harris died on October 19th, 2016, Tony Turner was found dead in Manchester 29 September 2022.


Discography


Albums

*''John the Postman's Puerile'' (1978), Bent *''Steppin' Out (of Holt's Brewery)'' (1978), Bent (as John the Postman's Psychedelic Rock 'n' Roll Five Skinners) *''Jon the Postman's Legendary Lost Session'' (unreleased)


Compilation appearances

*''The Disparate Cogscienti'' (1988), Cog Sinister – 2 tracks credited to Jon the Postman's Legendary Lost


References


External links


Jon the Postman
at the Manchester District Music Archive {{DEFAULTSORT:Postman, Jon The 1950s births 2015 deaths English punk rock singers Musicians from Manchester Alumni of the University of Salford British postmen