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''Inside Victor Lewis-Smith'' is a
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sketch/sitcom series that ran on
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from November to December 1993. It was co-written and presented by comedian and writer Victor Lewis-Smith. It ran for six episodes.


Premise

The series was set in the Frank Bough Memorial Zip Injury Wing at St. Reith's Hospital for Distressed Broadcasters, a
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-owned hospital. One of its residents is an apparent caricature of Lewis-Smith, who lies immobilised in a "comic coma" after a motorcycle crash. In an attempt to stimulate his brain, the hospital staff play old BBC programmes to him via a TV monitor plugged into his life support machine - but for some unexplained reason, he also starts playing the programmes back, albeit with his warped sense of humour. This effectively makes him a one-man transmitter, which the BBC plan to use as an economical replacement for their current staff and equipment. Meanwhile, inside Lewis-Smith's body, Lewis-Smith himself embarks on a guided tour of his own bloodstream in a miniature taxi, accompanied by an annoying taxi driver who doubles as a narrative linking device in-between sketches.


Regular sketches

The opening to each episode involves a spoof BBC Two ident, which often involves the COW Globe ident from 1985-1991 in some way shape or form.


The I-Spy Book of...

A humorous guide on Lewis-Smith's own take on the world, presented as a visual equivalent of an I-Spy Book. Subjects include
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grounds,
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and
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.


Something To Cheer You Up

Taking place during the hospital scenes, Lewis-Smith's wife brings him something to cheer him up while he's unconscious, often related to the sketch which is due to follow or has just followed. She then follows it up with an anecdote, often related to how the item came into her possession.


Kith & Kin

This sketch is a spoof documentary on the lives of two people with the same last name. Those featured were
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Jane Russell Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell (June 21, 1921 – February 28, 2011) was an American actress, singer, and model. She was one of Hollywood's leading sex symbols in the 1940s and 1950s. She starred in more than 20 films. Russell moved from th ...
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and Windy Miller, Thora and Douglas Hird (sic),
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and
Elisabeth Schwarzkopf Dame Olga Maria Elisabeth Friederike Schwarzkopf, (9 December 19153 August 2006) was a German-born Austro-British soprano. She was among the foremost singers of lieder, and is renowned for her performances of Viennese operetta, as well as the op ...
,
Siegfried Siegfried is a German-language male given name, composed from the Germanic elements ''sig'' "victory" and ''frithu'' "protection, peace". The German name has the Old Norse cognate ''Sigfriðr, Sigfrøðr'', which gives rise to Swedish ''Sigfrid' ...
and
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, and Queen
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style character called Mervyn Briggs.


The Secret Life of Television

Like Kith & Kin, this sketch is a spoof documentary supposedly going behind the scenes of television. Subjects include eccentrics, ''
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'', Hogmanay programmes,
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and interlude films. A similar sketch was previously featured in Lewis-Smith's contributions to ''
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''.


You're The Star

A parody of ''
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'', this sketch features clips starring Lewis-Smith's co-writer Paul Sparks and Lewis-Smith's friend David Dallison, in which they fake humorous injuries accompanied by a voiceover of Lewis-Smith's impression of
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. This sketch was previously featured in Lewis-Smith's contributions to ''
TV Hell ''TV Hell'' was a BBC2 theme night broadcast on 31 August 1992, showing a whole evening of archive television clips widely regarded by critics and the public alike as among the worst ever produced in Britain. It followed an unrelated series of ...
''.


The Singing Telegram

Played by the Square Pegs, the Singing Telegram are a barbershop quartet who sing a melody to the tune of Goodbye, My Coney Island Baby that often begins with "We're The Singing Telegram..." and is often related to the sketch due to follow or has just followed.


Mr. Lobley's Latest Invention

Another one of the residents of St. Reith's is Mr. Lobley, who often attempts to describe to the Nurse his latest idea of an invention which he plans to complete when he leaves. Often, the Nurse isn't that impressed by the idea, so she attempts to kill or injure him in some way until the Consultant interferes. Like the Something To Cheer You Up sketches, these take place during the hospital scenes.


The Magical Voice of Frank Sinatra

A series of spoof advertisements, advertising albums by Frank Sinatra that include songs focusing on various topics, like university dropouts,
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, the
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.


Revenge

This series of sketches involves Lewis-Smith mocking various musicians by dubbing over the soundtrack of their performances with his own soundtrack of badly played (on purpose) songs. Those mocked included
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and
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. A similar sketch was also featured in Lewis-Smith's later series ''
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''.


The BBC Big Band's Old TV Theme Tunes

Each episode contains a musical interlude by the BBC Big Band, who perform various classic TV show theme tunes from the Music Therapy Room in St Reith's. The theme tunes included ''
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'', '' Nationwide'', ''
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'', '' The Baron'', ''
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''.


My Alter Ego Must Lash Out

The show would close with Lewis-Smith's trademark of prank calling various places, such as the
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, a branch of
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in
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or the Belgian Consulate, with initial good graces, before becoming more and more rude as the conversation continued, with the credits often rolling below or beside the footage of the call.


Cast

; Cast * Victor Lewis-Smith – Himself, other roles *George Raistrick – Taxi Driver, Postman, other roles *
Nickolas Grace Nickolas Andrew Halliwell Grace (born 21 November 1947) is an English actor known for his roles on television, including Anthony Blanche in the acclaimed ITV adaptation of ''Brideshead Revisited'', and the Sheriff of Nottingham in the 1980s seri ...
– Consultant,
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, other roles *
Annette Badland Annette Badland (born 26 August 1950) is an English actress known for a wide range of roles on television, radio, stage, and film. She is best known for her roles as Margaret Blaine in the BBC science fiction series ''Doctor Who'', Mrs. Glen ...
– Nurse, other roles *
Moya Brady Moya Brady (born 8 September 1962) is an English actress. Her roles include Breda McQueen on the Channel 4 soap opera ''Hollyoaks'' from 2018 to 2020. Brady grew up in the seaside town of Blackpool, Lancashire, England. She has appeared in a ...
– Wife, other roles *
Roger Lloyd-Pack Roger Anthony Lloyd-Pack (8 February 1944 – 16 January 2014) was an English actor. He is best known for playing Trigger in ''Only Fools and Horses'' from 1981 to 2003, and Owen Newitt in ''The Vicar of Dibley'' from 1994 to 2007. He later star ...
– BBC Policeman, other roles *
Tim Barlow Michael John Leigh Barlow (born 18 January 1936), whose stage name is Tim Barlow or sometimes Timothy Barlow, is an English actor who has performed many small roles in a variety of films, television programmes and plays. Barlow left the army i ...
– Mr. Lobley The show also features appearances by Paul Sparks, David Dallison, Stan Harrison,
Chris Langham Christopher Langham (born 14 April 1949) is an English writer, actor, and comedian. He is known for playing the cabinet minister Hugh Abbot in the BBC sitcom '' The Thick of It'', and as presenter Roy Mallard in '' People Like Us'', first on B ...
, John Hodgkinson and Phil Hammond.


Episode list

# ''The Money Programme'' (1 November 1993) # ''Nationwide'' (8 November 1993) # ''The Saint'' (22 November 1993) # ''The Baron'' (29 November 1993) # ''Danger Man'' (6 December 1993) # ''Tomorrow's World'' (13 December 1993)


References


External links

*{{IMDb title, tt0106033 1993 British television series debuts 1993 British television series endings 1990s British television sketch shows 1990s British comedy television series English-language television shows