''If I Had a Million'' is a 1932 American
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anthology film
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starring
Gary Cooper
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,
George Raft
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,
Charles Laughton
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,
W.C. Fields
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,
Jack Oakie
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,
Frances Dee
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and
Charlie Ruggles
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, among others. There were seven
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s:
Ernst Lubitsch
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,
Norman Taurog
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,
Stephen Roberts,
Norman Z. McLeod,
James Cruze
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,
William A. Seiter
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, and
H. Bruce Humberstone. Lubitsch, Cruze, Seiter, and Humberstone were each responsible for a single vignette, Roberts and McLeod directed two each, and Taurog was in charge of the prologue and epilogue. The
screenplay
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s were scripted by many different writers, with
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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making a large contribution. ''If I Had a Million'' is based on a novel by
Robert Hardy Andrews
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.
A wealthy dying businessman played by veteran actor
Richard Bennett decides to leave his money to eight complete strangers.
Gary Cooper
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,
Charles Laughton
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,
George Raft
George Raft (born George Ranft; September 26, 1901 – November 24, 1980) was an American film actor and dancer identified with portrayals of gangsters in crime melodramas of the 1930s and 1940s. A stylish leading man in dozens of movies, Raft is ...
,
May Robson
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,
Charles Ruggles
Charles Sherman Ruggles (February 8, 1886 – December 23, 1970) was an American comic character actor. In a career spanning six decades, Ruggles appeared in close to 100 feature films, often in mild-mannered and comic roles. He was also the e ...
, and
Gene Raymond
Gene Raymond (born Raymond Guion; August 13, 1908 – May 3, 1998) was an American film, television, and stage actor of the 1930s and 1940s. In addition to acting, Raymond was also a singer, composer, screenwriter, director, producer, and decorat ...
play some of the lucky beneficiaries.
The 1950s television series ''
The Millionaire'' was based on a similar concept.
[Everett Aaker, ''The Films of George Raft'', McFarland & Company, 2013 p 33]
Plot
Dying industrial tycoon John Glidden (
Richard Bennett) cannot decide what to do with his wealth. He despises his money-hungry relatives and believes none of his employees is capable of running his various companies. Finally, he decides to give a million dollars each to eight people picked at random from a telephone directory ''before'' he passes away, so as to avoid his will being contested. (The first name selected is
John D. Rockefeller
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, which is swiftly rejected.)
China Shop
* Directed by Norman Z. McLeod
Henry Peabody (
Charles Ruggles
Charles Sherman Ruggles (February 8, 1886 – December 23, 1970) was an American comic character actor. In a career spanning six decades, Ruggles appeared in close to 100 feature films, often in mild-mannered and comic roles. He was also the e ...
) is unhappy, both at work and at home. A bookkeeper promoted to salesman in a china shop, Henry keeps breaking the merchandise, meaning his "raise" results in his bringing home less money than before, something his nagging wife (
Mary Boland
Mary Boland (born Marie Anne Boland; January 28, 1882 – June 23, 1965) was an American stage and film actress.
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Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Boland was the daughter of repertory actor William Augustus Boland, and his wife M ...
) is quick to notice. After Glidden gives him a certified check, Henry shows up late for work and then proceeds to gleefully wreak destruction on the wares.
Violet
* Directed by Stephen Roberts
Barroom prostitute Violet Smith (
Wynne Gibson
Winifred Elaine "Wynne" Gibson (July 3, 1898 – May 15, 1987) was an American actress of the 1930s.
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Gibson was born in New York City, the daughter of Frank W. Gibson and Elaine Coffin Gibson. Her father was an efficiency expert, and ...
) checks into the most expensive hotel suite she can find, provocatively undresses and nestles into a sumptuous bed, and goes to sleep ... alone.
The Forger
* Directed by H. Bruce Humberstone
Eddie Jackson (
George Raft
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) narrowly avoids arrest for trying to cash a forged check. With his prior record, if he were caught, it would mean a life sentence in prison. When Glidden presents him with his check, Eddie is delighted ... at first. However, he does not dare show his face in a bank, and none of his criminal associates believes the check is genuine. Frantic to leave town and desperately needing to sleep, the penniless man gives the check as security for a 10 cent bed in a
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. The manager secretly calls the police to take away what he thinks is a lunatic, and uses the check to light his cigar.
Road Hogs
* Directed by Norman Z. McLeod
Ex-
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performer Emily La Rue (
Alison Skipworth
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) is very content with her life, running her tea room with the help of her partner, ex-juggler Rollo (
W. C. Fields
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). Only one thing is lacking to make her satisfaction complete, and it is delivered that very day: a brand new car. However, when they take it out for a drive, it is wrecked when another driver ignores a stop signal. The heartbroken woman returns to her tea room, where Glidden finds her.
She comes up with an inventive way to spend part of her great windfall. She and Rollo purchase eight used cars and hire drivers. They all take to the road in a long procession. When they encounter an inconsiderate road hog, Emily and Rollo immediately set off in pursuit and crash into the offender's automobile. They then switch to one of their spare cars and repeat the process, until they run out of automobiles. At the end of the day, Emily purchases another new car, but it too is destroyed in a collision with a truck. No matter. Emily tells Rollo it has been "a glorious day".
This sequence was one of four written by Joe Mankiewicz,
[Brian Dauth, ''Joseph L. Mankiewicz: Interviews'', ]University Press of Mississippi
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, 2008 p 49 and contains a reference to his hometown Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
Death Cell
* Directed by James Cruze
Prisoner John Wallace (
Gene Raymond
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) has been condemned to the
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for killing someone during a robbery. After a tearful conversation with his wife Mary (
Frances Dee
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), he is visited in his cell by Glidden. John is certain that his new-found wealth will save him, but it is too late. He is executed that same day, despite his protests.
The Clerk
* Directed by Ernst Lubitsch
When clerk Phineas V. Lambert (
Charles Laughton
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) receives his check in the mail, he shows little emotion. He merely leaves his desk, calmly climbs the stairs to the office of first the secretary of the president of the company, then to the office of the private secretary, and finally knocks on the door of the president himself. When he is admitted, Phineas
blows a raspberry at his former boss and leaves.
The Three Marines
* Directed by William A. Seiter
Glidden finds
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Steve Gallagher (
Gary Cooper
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) and his good buddies Mulligan (
Jack Oakie
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) and O'Brien (
Roscoe Karns
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) in the stockade for striking their sergeant. However, when Glidden gives Gallagher the check, Gallagher notices it is
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and assumes it is a joke.
When the three men are released, they immediately head for a nearby lunch stand to see Marie (
Joyce Compton
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Compton was born in Lexington, Kentucky, the daughter of Henry and Golden Compton. (Despite frequent reports to the contrary, her name was not ...
), the pretty waitress. They all want to take her to the carnival, but none of them has any money. Then Gallagher remembers his check and that Zeb (
Lucien Littlefield
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), the stand's owner, is illiterate. He tells Zeb that the check is for $10 and gets Zeb to cash it. He and Marie head off to the carnival, but Gallagher cannot shake his pals. Then Mulligan becomes embroiled in a fight, his comrades join in, and the trio end up right back in the stockade. Through the bars, they watch dumbfounded as a fancily dressed Zeb steps out of a limousine, escorting an equally well-garbed Marie.
Grandma
* Directed by Stephen Roberts
The last beneficiary is Mary Walker (
May Robson
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), one of many unhappy elderly women consigned to a rest home run by Mrs. Garvey (an uncredited
Blanche Friderici
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). Mrs. Garvey is a petty tyrant who enforces her rules rigorously, to the displeasure of her charges, especially the spirited, defiant Mary. Mary uses her money to turn the tables. She pays Mrs. Garvey and the rest of the staff just to sit in rocking chairs while she and the other residents have a wonderful time partying and dancing with their gentleman friends.
Mary's spirit even reinvigorates John Glidden. Glidden ignores his doctor and looks forward to spending time with Mary.
Cast (in credits order)
*
Gary Cooper
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as Steve Gallagher
*
Charles Laughton
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as Phineas V. Lambert
*
George Raft
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as Eddie Jackson
*
Jack Oakie
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as Private Mulligan
*
Richard Bennett as John Glidden
*
Charles Ruggles
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as Henry Peabody
*
Alison Skipworth
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Skipworth was born in London. She was the daughter of Dr. Richard Ebenezer Groom and Elizabeth Rodgers, an ...
as Emily La Rue
*
W. C. Fields
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as Rollo La Rue
*
Mary Boland
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as Mrs Peabody
*
Roscoe Karns
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as Private O'Brien
*
May Robson
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as Mrs Mary Walker
*
Wynne Gibson
Winifred Elaine "Wynne" Gibson (July 3, 1898 – May 15, 1987) was an American actress of the 1930s.
Early years
Gibson was born in New York City, the daughter of Frank W. Gibson and Elaine Coffin Gibson. Her father was an efficiency expert, and ...
as Violet Smith
*
Gene Raymond
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as John Wallace
*
Frances Dee
Frances Marion Dee (November 26, 1909 – March 6, 2004) was an American actress. Her first film was the musical ''Playboy of Paris'' (1930). She starred in the film '' An American Tragedy'' (1931). She is also known for starring in the 1943 ...
as Mary Wallace
*
Lucien Littlefield
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as Zeb - Hamburger Stand Owner
*
Joyce Compton
Olivia Joyce Compton (January 27, 1907 – October 13, 1997) was an American actress.
Biography
Compton was born in Lexington, Kentucky, the daughter of Henry and Golden Compton. (Despite frequent reports to the contrary, her name was not ...
as Marie - Waitress
*
Cecil Cunningham
Edna Cecil Cunningham (August 2, 1888 – April 17, 1959) was an American film and stage actress, singer, and comedienne.
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Cunningham started her working life as a switchboard operator in a commerce bank and did some sittings as a ...
as friend of Emily La Rue
*
Mai Wells
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as Idylwood Resident (uncredited)
Reception
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'' review called it "an unusually good entertainment worked out with true imagination and originality, except possibly for one interlude (Death Cell)."
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