''Hard Time on Planet Earth'' is an American

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television series that aired on

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as a

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from March 1 to June 21, 1989. Airing for 13 episodes, the series starred

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and was created by

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and John Thomas. Scheduled opposite

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'' on Wednesdays, ''Hard Time on Planet Earth'' ranked 65th out of 81 programs upon its premiere. Ratings for the series never improved and the series was canceled by CBS in May 1989.

Synopsis

The main character was an alien Elite Military Officer (Kove) who served in a huge interplanetary war. After the war ended, he was prosecuted for a rebellion against the planet's ruling Council; he was found guilty, but in recognition of his valuable services in the war, he was given the chance to reform by spending an undetermined amount of time in a vastly underpowered human form on planet Earth. Along with him was dispatched Control (voiced by

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), a small floating robot in the form of a mechanical eye with the mission of overseeing Jesse (the earthly name adopted by the alien warrior, from the name tag on the first Earth clothes he wore) to make sure Jesse kept his violent behavior in check. Control also provided

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to the series, usually by assessing the events with the catchphrase "Negative outcome. Not good." Each episode followed Jesse as he reluctantly helped different people in need. He derives much of his information from

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s, giving him a skewed sense of Earth culture. At first, Jesse only helped those in need to earn Control's approval in order to put an end to his exile, but he slowly became fond of the goodness he encountered from some of Earth's people.

Reception

Most critics detested the series. According to ''People'' magazine, "About 20,000

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—that's how fast I reckon

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must be spinning in his grave with shows like this on the air … It is just one long, bad commercial." It did, however, garner a small but loyal fanbase throughout its time on the air. The show is sometimes cited in lists of "One-Hit Wonder" TV shows from the 1980s and 1990s.

Episodes

References

External links

* * {{epguides, id=HardTimeonPlanetEarth 1989 American television series debuts 1989 American television series endings 1980s American science fiction television series CBS original programming English-language television shows Television series by ABC Studios Television series created by Jim Thomas (screenwriter) Television series created by John Thomas (screenwriter) Television series about alien visitations Television shows set in Los Angeles